The Hell that is my Life

I was looking around; my sword still drawn beads of sweat still pouring down my face. I thought to myself where could these monsters be hiding… and as soon as I said that three Amphisbaena appeared and decided to attack me. For those of you who don't know what an Amphisbaina is I envy you because they are so nasty looking I am not even going to describe them. If you wanna know look it up trust me though you don't. So I finished off the beasts and recapped my sword, Riptide, allowing the magic to turn it back into a pen. I smiled to myself and then cursed silently, "Damn my mom is going to kill me, I am so late."

I started to run home and as I got into my car I… oh wait I guess I should explain everything here. My name is Percy Jackson and I am the son of Poseidon. If your saying wow dude cut the crap those Greek gods didn't exist then I would have agreed with you about 5 years ago. You see on my twelfth birthday my dad showed up and told me about how he was the Greek god of the sea and at first I didn't believe him, I mean some strange stuff had been happening to me but I figured it was no big deal. He explained everything to me though and gave me proof he showed me how he could control the sea and gave me my sword Riptide. My mom has managed to help me live a pretty normal life though I've stayed at home made friends went to school. Oh gods school… why did we have to move from Miami to New York City.

This is actually why my mom is going to kill me; I am late for my first day of my senior year at Goode High school.