It had been a week since Dean was denied a threesome with random bar sluts only to be granted a threesome with his brother and a friggin' angel. The morning after was a bitch, Cas was gone, and Sam was being all awkward.

Considering the fact that they had just had sex with each other, Sam and Dean didn't think they should just dive into hunting. So no newspaper, or research just a week of awkward conversations avoiding the subject.

'This is stupid.' Sam said as he marched into Dean's room where his brother was relaxing, listening to some Metallica on his headphones.

'What are you still trying to pass level one of flappy bird?' Dean teased as he took off the headphones.

'What? No.' Sam said in his classic embarrassed lying voice.

Dean rose his brows at his brother.

'OK, yes, but that is not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about what we haven't talked about since last week.' Sam said.

'There is nothing to talk about, I was drunk, you were horny and Cas was curious.' Dean said quickly wanting to drop the subject.

'Most people don't just fuck their brothers and angels out of horny-ness, drunkenness, or curiosity.' Sam backfired.

'Why won't you let it go?' Dean asked angrily.

'Because we promised Cas we wouldn't act like it never happened.' Sam said back.

Dean had no come back for that one, if there is one thing Dean doesn't like is someone who breaks a promise or a deal. Dean sighed loudly in surrender, causing his brother to smile in triumph. He knew he could get Dean to talk about it, took a week, but he did it.

'Good, now call Cas.' Sam said.

'Why do I gotta call all the time?' Dean whined.

'Because Cas lives in your ass.' Sam teased as he sat next to Dean.

'And I live in yours and you live in his.' Dean mumbled.

'Just call him.' Sam instructed.

'Cas, you got your ears on? If you do, get here now, we gotta talk about what happened last week.' Dean said out loud with his eyes closed.

'Now was that so hard?' Sam asked with a grin.

'I feel like I need a friggin' rape shower.' Dean grunted.

'Have you been forced into sexual intercourse?'

The Winchester brothers turned around and saw their favorite angel standing there looking at Dean in concern and (Dean will never admit it) possessiveness.

'No Cas, I haven't been raped, it's just another thing I say.' Dean dismissed.

Castiel visibly relaxed at that statement.

'Then if not for the vengeful smiting of Dean's rapist, why did you just call me?' Cas asked in pure confusion.

'I don't have a rapist!' Dean exclaimed.

'We called you because we think it's about time we talked about what happened the other night.' Sam interrupted getting them back on track.

'You mean when we all fornicated?' Cas asked.

'Yeah.' Sam said with a small laugh.

'About that, I have something I need to tell you both.' Cas said as he looked down at his sleeve, something his vessel Jimmy did before giving bad news.

'What happened?' Dean asked getting ready for the worst news ever.

'I was...followed here, not by a enemy or anyone dangerous.' Cas said quickly.

'Then who?' Sam asked.

'Gabriel and Balthazar.'Castiel mumbled.

'What?! They're dead!' Sam said in shock.

'Yeah, because no one comes back from death around here. Seriously, is Death on vacation or something?' Dean said in frustration.

'You killed Balthazar, are you sure he's not dangerous?' Sam asked in worry.

'Believe me, he got his revenge.' Cas grumbled.

'What did he do to you?' Dean asked going into protective mode.

Cas sighed before his wings made their second appearance to the two hunters, however this time they were hot pink instead of that beautiful black.

Dean had no shame in laughing at the angel, Sam was holding back but his grin showed his amusement.

'Its not funny. I'm a joke in heaven right now, they wont even assign me the most basic duties like miracle working. It's humiliating.' Castiel pouted.

'You gotta admit its a little funny, I mean when the hell did he do this?' Dean asked once his laughter died down.

'I think he used some sort of spell, or it was with the help of Gabriel and his trickster abilities.' Cas guessed.

'Well lets just hope this all they had planned for you.' Sam said hopefully.

'Aw, isn't that cute? I think he actually thought we were done with them.'

The trio that was Team Free Will turned and saw two very familiar faces.

'Gabriel and Balthazar, you guys look different. Did you do something to your hair?' Dean asked jokingly.

'No actually, but the last time you saw us we were dead, so us breathing must be the difference.' Balthazar said.

'Yeah, that must be it. What do you want?' Dean asked.

'Honestly, I'm here to enjoy the view of Castiel's lovely wings.' Balthazar said happily.

'I hate you. I really do.' Castiel said calmly to said angel.

'We both know you don't, in fact a few centuries ago a certain someone giving me a feather.' Balthazar teased with a wink.

'I was only a cherub and it was my first season, I didn't know any better.' Castiel said in his own defense.

'Not that this isn't hilarious, but I'm here on official business.' Gabriel said.

'Revenge business?' Sam asked.

'Oh Sammy, revenge is my part time, news delivery is the full time.' Gabriel said.

'What bad news do you have this time?' Dean asked.

'Its good news, great news for heaven, and its for Castiel.' Gabe said before turning his brother.

'What is it?' Cas asked in pure confusion.

'Castiel, you're pregnant.'

'WHAT?!' Sam, Dean and Cas yelled.

'And wait, there's more!' Balthazar said dramatically.

'Sammy! Congratulations! You're gonna be a daddy!' Gabriel cheered.

THUD!

Everyone looked down at the floor where Sam had fainted.