Online Dating
SunnyBurst30
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto sadly. And yes I know I have not written nor updated in anything in like a year… I'm sorry.
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Welcome to Konoha Dating!
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Username: Uchiha24
Password: ***********
Thank you for joining us! Here we will ask you to fill out your information, please put anything you want in the slots! This will help us find your match!
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Name: Uchiha, Sasuke
Gender: Male
Age: 24
Occupation: CEO of Uchiha Trade
Birthday: July 23
Profile: Please fill in so others know little about you.
Interests: Working, taking walks
Hobbies: Working, reading
Likes: Please fill in so others know what you like. Ex: animals, surfing, gardening.
Dislikes: Annoying people, my brother, Naruto Uzumaki, dating sites. A lot more.
Others: Fill in if there is anything else you'd like to add.
Why did you join: Lost a bet.
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"Really Teme? You're putting 'lost a bet' in this?" Naruto asked as he shook his head with a scowl marking his face, disappointed in his best friend.
The Uchiha prodigy, at the ripe age of 24, turned in his chair, away from his laptop, to stare at the Uzumaki. "I'm being honest though, isn't what finding a relationship is about Dope?" The blonde just stared at him, scratching his head.
"Ya… but you know this is a chance to really find someone, try to make yourself seem more appealing. You didn't even fill in some of the slots, and the profile part is kind of a big deal for someone who's interested. That how Hinata-chan and I found eachother"
The Uchiha smirked, showing a small amount of pearly white teeth. "Unlike you, Dope, I don't need words to make myself seem appealing." He stood up and walked away into his kitchen of his condo, ignoring the glare his companion sent him.
"Cocky Bastard."
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Username: Uchiha24
Password: ***********
Welcome back!
While you were away you received 2847 messenges and 3157 winks!
Scowl
"This is beyond stupid. "
Sasuke glared at his laptop screen with annoyance. Was the women (even some male) population this stupid, to think that a simple message or even a 'wink' would get his attention. And even he, Sasuke Uchiha, was stupid. Ha actually retuned to this stupid site when he didn't even have to. The bet was that he only had to make an account; he didn't have to do anything after that, right?
Ugh that stupid bet he made with Naruto. He had underestimated the dope, when he should have expected for Naruto be fired up for it even more especially when it came to stupid things. Sasuke felt like smacking himself in the head.
The bet was, after Naruto explained to him about this new *coughstuipidcaugh* dating website, that if Naruto got himself a girlfriend from finding her online that he, Sasuke, had to make an account. Sasuke didn't account to the fact that Naruto attracted new friends like flies to garbage. Naruto being the garbage.
Anyway after a few weeks Naruto started talking non-stop about this girl named Hinata he met on the site. After another few weeks and quite a few dates later he and Hinata started dating. Officially causing "The Sasuke Uchiha" to lose the bet. And, even though Sasuke lost the bet, he believes that he was less surprised that Naruto got a girlfriend, but who the girl actually was.
Turns out Hinata was actually Hyuuga Hinata of the Hyuuga Cooperation, a leading business that was now being ran by Hyuuga Neji, Hinata's cousin who took over after Hinata decided to pursue her culinary career. That was a shock.
So here he was, sitting on his too soft desk chair looking at his way to expensive computer looking through messages that read:
"OMG! We'd be the perfect match! Email me at…" "Hey sexy, looking for some fun sometime?" "I L.O.V.E You! Marry Me!"
All because he was finished with all his work, Naruto was busy with Hinata, he already ate, and "Big Bang Theory" wasn't on. Damnit
Sasuke continued to scroll down, ignoring all the messages that proved some of these girls probably weren't smart enough to graduate high school, however he stopped quickly when his iPhone started ringing in his pocket. Checking the caller ID, seeing that it was the dope, he swiped to answer.
"What?"
"What a great way to say hi Teme, you know maybe if you-
"Get to the point Naruto." Sasuke said as he learned back in his chair.
"Grouchy, what, is Big Bang not on today? Anyway! Look I need your help, pronto!"
Sasuke looked at his phone, almost expecting to see Naruto's stupid face to be moving to show emotion that matched his tone. Shutting his black laptop closed, the handsome Uchiha stood up and walked tell he reached his room while speaking to Naruto.
"What is it? Look, if you got yourself thrown in jail again for stealing ramen from another kid again I'm not bailing you out." Sometimes Sasuke could not believe what things the dope got himself in trouble for. Even if his brother, Itachi, owned the entire police force of Japan that didn't mean he let Naruto go willy-nilly.
"Wha- Look Teme that was a one time thing! I was starving! And besides, I have Hinata-chan to cook for me now! I mean just today she made me this really yummy soup that had- Ah! Never mind! Anyway look what I need your help with is this. I need you to get a date, a real one. Hinata invited her cousin and his girlfriend on a double date, and, well, you know who Neji is, and what he's like right? He like super protective of Hinata," Naruto kept rambling, "So what I'm trying to get at is that I need you to come too so I don't feel like I getting swallowed whole by him- by just his eyes!"
"No."
"Aww common Teme I really need you here!" Sasuke had to lower the volume on his phone from fear of going death at how loud Naruto was being. "It won't be that bad!"
"What's in it for me? Last time I checked I'm pretty pissed at the fact that I had to make an account where stalkers could find out information about me, because of you." Sasuke said with an angered voice, scowl forming, brows narrowing.
"Konoha Dating? Look Teme that was a bet and I won and-
"Not helping your current case Dope."
"Right. Anyway I was thinking this is a way that you and Neji could talk –you know- business." Pause. "Look, Sasuke, this could really help me out with Hinata. Meeting her family is a big step, even if it's just her cousin."
"…Fine."
"Really! Thanks Teme! Okay so here's the plan, we'll meet for dinner, Hinata and I, Neji and his girlfriend, and you and your date-
"Date?"
"Well… ya. I don't think Neji would let "The Sasuke Uchiha" off the hook if you didn't have a date. Personally I think it would be embarrassing." Naruto said earnestly on the other side of the line.
"And how do you expect me to get said date?" Sasuke was getting really tried of this; this phone call has passed its limits for him. Its not like he couldn't get a date. Women were always hanging off of him, asking for dates to more… explicit things.
"Easy just go on Konoha Dating-
"No, I'm not using that stupid site-
"Stop interrupting me!" Naruto shouted into the phone. "And don't call it stupid when that's how Hinata-chan and I met. And don't worry; Hinata said that TenTen – that's Neji's girlfriend by the way- knows a girl who would go well with you! She's even on Konoha Dating she said! You can look her up and see what she's like." Kami, Naruto sounded way to excited about this for Sasuke's preference.
"Dope I-
"Here I'll send a link to her page! Bye Teme! See you in three days!" Naruto's voice vanished, signaling the end of the phone call.
"You got to be kidding me, fu-
BUZZ
Message from Naruto (Dope): Hey here's her link! Thx again Teme XD
Sasuke ignored the text, saving it for after he took his shower.
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Relishing the soft and smooth texture of his bed Sasuke prepared himself to get some much-deserved sleep. Even just talking to Naruto made someone exhausted. Pulling up the sheets Sasuke was about to close his eyes to say goodnight to that day… until his stupid phone buzzed again.
Even though anybody could say he could just ignore his phone, Sasuke learned not too. Naruto had once gotten into a car crash that landed him the hospital with some severe injuries, and Sasuke didn't know until the next morning since he didn't pick up his phone that night. Sasuke never left a text, E-mail, or phone called unanswered ever since.
Message from Naruto (Dope): Don't forget to check her page! Link!
Sasuke sighed as he clicked on the stupid link- really? - This couldn't wait tell morning.
Squinting as the bright phone opened to the horrid website Sasuke's first thought was pink?
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Name: Dr. Haruno Sakura (That's right Doctor!)
Gender: Female
Age: 23
Occupation: Doctor of the Konoha Hospital, second in charge.
Birthday: March 28
Profile: Looking for a fun guy who enjoys just being together. Totally into those who like sitting by the fireplace and reading while cuddling!
Interests: Being with friends, helping out at the hospital, romance books with those horrid clichés, swinging.
Hobbies: Photography, reading, running, studying new medicines.
Likes: Tattoos, people who can cook, reading, family and friends, umeboshi.
Dislikes: Assholes (I don't have time for you), ducks (childhood thing), boring people.
Other: I enjoy the little things in life because you never know when those little things will mean everything.
Why did you join: Was forced to by a friend.
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"Haruno Sakura?" Sasuke reread the bio. He was confused of how he should exactly label this girl, she couldn't be stupid - she was a doctor. And by her profile picture she was pretty, as far as he could tell, however, for all he knew that could be a fake photo and she could be uglier than Itachi's best friend, Kisami.
However there was one thing Sasuke could tell about her just from reading about her…
"…Annoying."
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A/N: All right first chapter, done next chapter should be up soon. So don't worry, I'm already writing it! Thank you fro reading and don't forget to review (tell me what you think)! Thank you!
Love you all,
SunnyBurst30