So this idea literally just popped into my head the other day and I'm not really sure where it is going to go but I'm just going to wing it, I'm pretty good at writing as I go along. This another Bellarke story (because let's be honest, who doesn't actually want them to be together in the end?) but with humour and twists. There will be no grounders or major threats, I feel like the show does that part enough justice. I'm just going to focus mainly on the relationships and teenage hormones that get ignored.

Hope you enjoy!

-The 100-

"Do you want to make a bet on that?" Jasper taunted Monty, nudging him a little bit too hard on the shoulder. Monty grumbled at his friend, trying his hardest to focus on the radio in his hand.

"No."

"Why? You scared you'll lose?"

"I will lose. That's the reason I'm not making this stupid bet with you. I'm having no part in this stupid scheme." Monty replied, rolling his eyes.

"The only way you will lose this bet is on how long it takes." Jasper stated, winking at the irritated boy.

"If I make the stupid bet will you leave me alone?" Monty sighed exasperated, dropping the radio and turning his attention to a grinning Jasper.

"Of course."

Why didn't he believe that for a second?

-The 100-

"Monty is in!" Jasper declared, storming into Millers tent. Octavia, Miller, Monroe and Raven all sat in a pile, squashed up against each other in the tight space. Jaspers lanky height joining them didn't make it any better.

"Great!" Octavia smirked, mischief twinkling in her dark eyes.

"This is never going to work." Monroe declared, from behind Miller, her legs pulled up around her.

"How not?" Jasper said raising his eyebrows at the girl he hadn't actually paid that much attention to.

"Bellamy and Clarke hate each other." Monroe stated the obvious the group.

"They don't hate each other," Octavia said, her legs sprawled out across Raven, "Plus, can you imagine how great it would be if they just admitted how the felt?"

"How are you so sure they actually like each other?" Miller asked, stretched out across his bed with his arm over his face.

"Well, I'm not sure about Clarke, "Octavia admitted, sheepishly, "But I know my brother. He likes her. Believe me."

"Bellamy likes any girl with a pulse." Miller commented.

"When was the last time you seen a random girl leave his tent?" Octavia shot back. Miller glanced over at her, lifting his arm just an inch to shrug his shoulder at the girl.

"My point exactly! Since they started getting along better, Bell threw out every girl he saw in his tent." Octavia grinned at Miller.

"This is going to be awesome!" Jasper exclaimed, his body practically covering Raven.

"Oh my god! One of you move over before I suffocate to death!" Raven hissed. Jasper sheepishly moved over slightly, shooting her an apologetic smile.

"Okay, how are we going to do this then?" Monroe asked, dubiously.

"I have a plan." Octavia smiled.

-The 100-

Clarke was muttering to herself in the drop ship when Jasper walked up behind her.

"Hey Clarke!" He stated loudly. Clarke spun and punched Jasper square in the face.

"OW! What the hell was that for?!" Jasper hissed at her, rubbing his cheek.

"What are you doing sneaking up on me?! You about gave me a goddamn heart attack!" Clarke yelled at him, her hand on her heart trying to control her heart rate.

"I didn't sneak up on you! If you weren't talking to yourself, you would have bloody heard me!" Jasper grumbled.

"I wasn't talking to-"

"What is going on in here?" Bellamy asked, appearing at the drop ship door. He had his top off and sweat was glistening on his forehead.

"Clarke punched me." Jasper calmly stated as if it was a normal day occurrence.

Bellamy raised his eyebrow at the blonde in front of him and smirked.

"Well, I'm glad I don't get that welcome from you, Princess." Bellamy commented, laughing at the redness developing on Jaspers face.

"He snuck up on me." Clarke defended, folding her arms over her chest glaring at Jasper.

"I didn't sneak up on you!"

"You did so!

"If you weren't talking to yourself you would have heard me come up to you!" Jasper said, throwing his arms in the air in exasperation.

"You were talking to yourself?" Bellamy asked raising his eyebrow at Clarke.

"I was NOT talking to myself!" Clarke hissed, her cheeks red from embarrassment. Bellamy chuckled at her discomfort, which caused her cheeks to redden more.

Jasper raised his eyebrows at the reaction from Clarke. Maybe Octavia was right after all.

"Okay, Princess I believe you." Said Bellamy, although his face said something entirely different and Clarke glowered at him.

"Why did you come in here anyway?" Clarke asked Jasper annoyed. Before Jasper could open his mouth to answer, Clarke turned on Bellamy marching up to him and poked him in the chest.

"Ow." Bellamy lamely said. Jasper was pretty sure he only said that to help Clarke's ego.

"Why are YOU here?" Clarke demanded.

"I heard you shouting." Bellamy said awkwardly, folding his arms over his chest. Clarke tried really hard not to stare at his abs as he did that.

"And? I shout all the time?" Clarke stated, giving Bellamy a weird look.

"I was just making sure everything was okay." He said quickly, looking uncomfortable. He glanced at Clarke a little too long, Jasper noticed. He seemed to regain his composure as quick as he lost it and glared at Clarke.

"Anyway, get back to work, Griffin. People can't heal themselves." He gruffly said and stormed out the drop ship.

Clarke scoffed and stared after him. Sensing that she had totally forgotten about him as she was staring after Bellamy, Jasper cleared his throat awkwardly.

"Oh. Sorry." Clarke mumbled, avoiding eye contact with him as she started moving around the drop ship again.

"I was coming in to tell you that a few of us are hanging out tonight to try Monty and mines new moonshine. You up for it?" Jasper asked. Clarke finally glanced up at him and smiled slightly.

"Who will be there?"

"Myself and Monty obviously, Octavia, Miller, Monroe, Raven and Bellamy when I ask him." Jasper added Bellamy on the end just to see how Clarke would react. She had been putting things away but snapped her head up when he said his name. Jasper tried his hardest to hid his smirk.

"Yeah okay, I'll be there." Clarke said.

-The 100-

Jasper found Octavia by the side of the wall talking to people he didn't know the names of. He grabbed her by the arm and dragged her away to the corner of the wall, ignoring the curious glances that came their way.

"God sake Jasper, now people will be thinking that we are having sex or something." Jasper tried his hardest to ignore the image of him on top of Octavia.

"Hello! Get your head out of the gutter!" Octavia snapped, shoving him on the shoulder.

"Sorry. In my defence, you shouldn't say things like that to a hormonal boy." Jasper sheepishly replied.

Octavia chose to ignore his comment. "What's the matter? Why did you drag me over here?"

"Oh! I just wanted you to know that Clarke will be coming tonight." Jasper grinned proudly while Octavia gaped at him.

"You got Clarke to agree to come? How did you do that?"

"I just mentioned that Bellamy would be there…Well. No, that's not entirely true. I left his name till last to see how she would react and after that she agreed." He said, leaning against the edge of the wall watching Octavia.

"But Bellamy isn't coming." Octavia stated, looking confused.

"No . Not yet. That's your job, O. Only fair that we take on one of them each. I got the most stubborn one. Lets see how you do." He teased her.

"Please. This is a piece of cake."

-The 100-

"Hey." Octavia said as he plopped down next to Bellamy on the log he was sitting on. He was taking massive gulps of water as the sweat rolled down his chest from heaving logs all day making houses. Octavia rolled her eyes at the girls practically watering at the mouth watching her brother.

"Hey, O."

"Are you on guard duty tonight?" Octavia asked, picking dirt out from under her nails.

"No. Conor and Will are on tonight. Why?" He asked, glancing at his sister suspicion obvious in his voice.

"Just curious. Monty and Jasper have conducted a new moonshine." She said, refusing to meet him in the eye.

"Where are you going with this?"

"A couple of us are having a chilled night and we wondered if you wanted to join us?" She replied calmly, raising her eyes to meet her brothers.

"A couple of us?" Bellamy raised his eyebrow at her, taking another swig from his water pouch.

"Yeah, you know, Monty, Jasper, Miller, Monroe and Raven." She said, hiding her smirk from her face. She was saving Clarke for last. She wanted to see if her brothers reaction would change knowing she would be there.

"I think I'll pass, O. Not really up for babysitting a bunch of horny teenagers." Octavia rolled her eyes at him. Bellamy was the horniest boy she knew down here. What a load of bullshit.

Octavia pulled herself up off the log and started to walk away. She turned back, grinning widely.

"Oh. I'm so stupid. I forgot that Clarke is coming too."

Bellamy glanced up at her, his eyebrows raised. Octavia was really struggling to contain her smirk.

"Clarke?" Bellamy asked surprised.

"Yeah. She figured she could use a night off too. You know, let herself go for a bit." She drawled it out at the end, watching her brothers reaction, who took in a deep breath.

"I might show up for a while." He said casually, avoiding eye contact with his sister.

Octavia grinned widely.

"See you tonight."