Another short Fairy Tail one-shot, just 'cause!
"UGH!" A furious blonde stormed into the guildhall. She took a seat at a random table and put her head down.
HARD.
"Ow!" she moaned, rubbing her forehead.
"What's up, cupcake?" Two arms enveloped her. "You look wonderful today-"
"Not in the mood, Cana." Lucy sighed, interrupting her.
"What happened?"
"That's the third time this month my date turned out to be a pervert!" Lucy groaned. "Why are men so freaking stupid?!"
"Don't take me seriously if ya don't want to, but it might be your clothes." Cana replied.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"You may be trying to show off your sex appeal, or whatever, but maybe that's inviting guys who like to, you know, be touchy-feely."
"You think?"
Cana nodded solemnly. "Even I wouldn't mind-"
"You're drunk, Cana." Lucy said, getting up to leave.
"Nonsense, I'm never drunk!" the brunette said, giggling with bright red cheeks. Uh huh, right. "Where are you going?"
"Shopping."
"Hey Luce!"
"Hi Natsu."
"Where are you going?"
"Shopping, I have savings thanks to Erza. I'd be broke if she hadn't stopped you from destroying another village." She glared at him for a second before returning to what she was doing. The blonde was busy making sure she looked alright in the mirror to notice the dragonslayer had walked up behind her.
Right behind her.
"Oof!" she exclaimed, knocking into him.
"You're such a weirdo, Luce. You should look where you're going."
Lucy glared at him before leaving her apartment. She walked towards the mall, excited to go shopping for the first time in a while.
Wearing a modest outfit, she went to her favorite clothes boutique and looked for more modest clothes. Surprisingly, she found she liked shopping for modest clothes.
After three hours or so, she was content and walked home. Her last date walked up to her.
"Hi Lucy...uh, why are you so...covered?"
Lucy pursed her lips. "I told you already, Bobby, I don't like you. I don't want to talk to you."
He grabbed her wrist. "Come on, sweetie. You know you like-"
"Are you bothering her?" A dark aura suddenly filled the area. Lucy turned to see-
"Natsu?!" she exclaimed.
"I'll say it again bastard, are you bothering Lucy?" he asked, fist lighting up in flames.
The man looked terrified and stepped away, releasing Lucy's wrist. "N-no, of c-course not Mr. Salamander sir!" He glared at Lucy. "You never told me you were under Salamander's protection!" he hissed.
"You never asked," Lucy responded innocently.
"So you were bothering her!" Natsu shouted, punching the guy. HARD. He went flying into a tree.
"Let's go, Luce." Natsu said cheerily, right afterwards. Lucy laughed and nodded.
As soon as they reached her apartment, Lucy put away her new clothes. Natsu looked at them curiously.
"How come you're changin' your style?"
"I'm sick of dealing with perverts like him...it may reduce my sex appeal, but I think I'll deal." Lucy answered honestly.
"You don't have to change Luce, if any bastard bothers you, I'll beat him up." He grinned toothily. "Dragneel style."
Lucy laughed. "Thanks Natsu." she said, pecking him on the cheek. "I can always count on you."
She left to take a bath. Unbeknownst to her, the pinkheaded pyro was blushing behind her. When she closed the bathroom door, he grinned.
"Yeah, sure Luce." he muttered, holding a hand to the cheek the blonde had kissed.
Hehe! Well, that was a lot of fun to write, but it's short and also probably sucks. XD Well, let me know what you think!
~Phantom-chan