HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARUTO

(A/N this is based on the story Totally Captivated, I don't own that or Naruto.

Warnings: YAOI, BOY LOVE, SHOUNIN AI, GAY, HOMOSEXUALITY, GUYS TOUCHING EACH OTHER, MAN-SEX, I don't know how many other ways to say it but if you don't like don't read)

RATED M FOR MATURE

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, do you? (If you do, I really wanna know why Naruto and Sasuke didn't end up together. Their relationship is CANON!)

[Revised 12:03am Wednesday July 15, 2015]

NOW PRESENTING

Tempted

Have you ever heard of the expression curiosity killed the cat? Well, unfortunately the saying is true - curiosity will screw your life up. Royally.

Well at least that's what happened to me.

To tell you the story of how exactly curiosity completely screwed me over I'd have to start at the beginning.

I Uzumaki Naruto, am a 21 year old undergrad aspiring to become an actor at Dorilton University. Not only do I have my amazing acting abilities but, (not to toot my own horn) I also have my gorgeous good looks. Being a natural blue-eyed blonde, with a deliciously tanned body had its advantages after all. The only blemishes on my toned frame is the tribal tattoo I got in high school, and the six whisker like scars marring my face - giving me a feral and foxy appearance.

Talk about eye-candy right? Anyways, I in all my glory had been dating Haku, a boy with very feminine features. His long dark hair, supple pink lips, luscious pale skin, along with his stylish wardrobe made him appear as though he was a beautiful well-off woman. His appearance also made him one of the most sought after Uke/bottoms in the University.

...

Now here was the start of my down fall; I having been told by many, have a very friendly and welcoming aura. To the point were people were attracted to me, almost as if they were compelled to be around me - and I in turn am compelled to be around them. Especially if they are cute and available ... or - you know - only available for the night.

I have always had a weakness towards things that were in anyway cute.

Now this - If you will - 'quirk' of mine caused major problems in my relationship with Haku. Causing break-ups that usually ended violently, and with me on my knees begging "Please baby, please!"

Haku had just finished breaking up with me with what seemed to be the hundredth time, screaming something along the lines of "Narcissistic no good man-whore!" when curiosity got the best of me. Instead of going through the motions of repairing our relationship; begging, pleading, apologizing, buying flowers, jewelry, cloths... I made the stupid decision of waiting it out.

That decision in itself might have been my biggest mistake, and incidentally when I had met him.

Sumaru

The name might not roll off the tongue very nicely, but his body was very easy on the eyes. At first what had attracted me to him was a rumor; it was said that Sumaru had a very cold personality, isolating himself from others, and spending most of his time in the astronomy section of the University. This had triggered my interest, and my curiosity was what brought me to him.

...

It wasn't meant to be anything but a meaningless flirt. I was still in a relationship with Haku even if we had allegedly broken up, but that was just how things were with Haku. He never really wants to break up, he just want me to apologize to him, to beg for him. He wanted to be reassured that he still had power over me. That I still wanted him.

It wasn't meant to happen, but somethings don't go the way you want them to and this was one of those things.

Another thing that didn't go exactly as planned that particular evening was Haku walking in on us, thankfully after I had just begun to get dressed. Unfortunately this had been enough for Haku to officially end our relationship and the reason for my current situation.

After Haku had officially terminated our relationship he had stopped coming to school, worried I tried calling him, emailing and texting, driving by his house only to be ignored.

It wasn't until I had already spent countless hours trying to contact him did I finally decide to wait for him outside his apartment complex.

…

Naruto stood watching the front entrance of the apartment he was so familiar with, the apartment that no longer welcomed him. Normally Naruto wouldn't spend so much time trying to apologize to someone, but this time was different. He wanted nothing more then to apologize to the man he had dated for more than a year. If only to erase the hurt and betrayed expression that scarred his memory.

Deep in thought, Naruto hadn't noticed the sleek black Ferrari pull into the drive way. It wasn't until a loud car horn disrupted his thoughts did the blonde not only take notice of the car, but also the man behind the wheel.

Naruto didn't move from his position as the driver slowly stepped out of his car slamming the car door shut with a loud thud, he kept still even as the unknown man walked - no stalked towards him.

The nameless stranger might have been the 2nd sexiest man that Naruto ever had the pleasure to lay eyes on. The man's build was lean yet sturdy, judging by the outline of muscle that laid underneath, what Naruto guesses is a very expensive and well made suit. 'Armani maybe? ' The man was extremely fit as well as wealthy.

His figure and choice of wear were not the only things that drew the blonde's attention. What really captured his eyes was the other man's face, his profile unlike his frame told of another story. While his body showed all the signs of being strong and well-built, his face was delicate - almost angel like.

Pale milky skin contrasted deeply with dark smoldering onyx colored eyes, strands of raven hair that was combed neatly in the back framed his face. The only thing out of place in his otherwise fragile mug was the man's thin pink lips, which were upturned in a sadistic smirk.

The other practically radiated dominance and power, enough so that Naruto wanted to bow down and call him "Master." Naruto didn't mind being the submissive one in foreplay as long as he was the one on top in the end.

To engrossed in imagining all of the possibilities... and positions he wanted to try out with the raven, he failed to notice that said man was close enough to touch, and that his Ex had just stepped out of the same car.

A simple question knocked him out of his perverted musing, "Naruto Uzumaki?" noting how much he loved the way the other's sinfully delicious lips said his name, Naruto nodded. Having to look up to the other man since he was a couple inches shorter - but their was nothing wrong with a tall Uke.

Once again caught up in his perverse thinking he missed the raised fist headed straight towards his, 'Oh so precious' face. The impact of the fist colliding with his face had not only refocused his mind, but it had been strong enough to land him on the ground.

Looking up to glare at the bastard - sexy or not - that had punched him, the blonde had finally took notice of Haku. The brown haired man was leaning against the wall, his brown eyes that were usually warm and welcoming were now cold and hateful, staring unwaveringly into Naruto's own.

"Haku?" he questioned, ignoring the menacing presence of - what Naruto will now forever know as 'The Bastard!'

The only answer Naruto got from Haku was triumph smirk that now adorned the other's otherwise feminine face.

His attention was reverted back to the handsome raven's when said man spoke - or rather threatened. "If I catch you near Haku ever again, It will be the last time anyone ever sees you."

After having said what needed to be said the raven made to leave only to have his exit blocked by Haku. "What?"

Haku gave the taller man a slow smile. "Say~ Sasuke" Haku drawled, "Didn't you mention needing someone at the office? I think I remember you saying that the last two girls you hired to help around the office never lasted long, because they were too clingy..?

Well Naru here cleans, cooks, makes a good cup of coffee. I'm sure he'll be glad to lend a helping hand, right Naru? For old time sake?"

The newly dubbed Sasuke smirked, glancing back at Naruto only to turn back to Haku. "Really now...? But how do you know if he'll actually do it?"

Instead of looking at Sasuke when he answered the question, Haku casted his gaze towards Naruto, "Oh he'll do it for sure, after all he owes me one."

Not sparing another glance at the blue-eyed blond, Haku returned to the Ferrari leaving Sasuke and Naruto alone.

The silence that came after Haku's departure didn't last very long, the raven had turned towards Naruto glaring down at him. " You start Sunday, at 2:00pm." Leaving no room for question Sasuke made towards his car, throwing a single card at Naruto before driving off.

After standing up, dusting himself off, and assessing his injury, the blonde picked up the card.

Sharingan Loan Company.

3362 Hillside Drive

Zeeland, Mi 49464

'For whenever you're low on cash, get a loan today!'

In the most dramatic way possible Naruto sank to his knees, letting out a loud cry of despair.

The blonde was going to work for - what might be the most dangerous loan shark in Miami. One screw up and he was good as dead. Oh, how he wished that Curosity hadn't gotten the best of him, maybe then would he have been spared.

'Curiosity might screw you over, but revenge will fuck you up.'

…

Present day Sunday 5:00pm

Naruto continued to sweep the floor of the building, for the moment this was what he was assigned to do.

'Sweeping,' Naruto thought. This was the job he was forced to do, a job that he got paid nothing for, a job he might never get out of.

As soon as he arrived at Sharingan Co. he was put to work; Just today he had restocked the kitchen, wiped counters, bought coffee and donuts for the workers, refilled Sasuke's cigarette and liquor supply .. twice. He had done a number of odd jobs that left him with little to no energy left.

He sighed at the pathetic thing he called life.

..

"Naruto!" Hearing his name he turned to see who had called him, it turned out to be Shikamaru. That man was probably the smartest and most laziest person he had ever met, and that was saying something. Shikamaru was Sharingan's 'Technical analyst' or what Naruto likes to call a professional hacker - a very good one.

The pineapple headed man was seated across from his best friend Chouji, a big-boned -Naruto had been warned to never under any circumstances call him fat, unless you wanted to be pummeled to the ground - man who had a passion for food. "Get me a beer will ya? And some chips for Chouji." Commanded Shikamaru, never once facing away from his game of 'GO'.

'Lazy bastard! What am I your maid?! Naruto cursed, not wanting to get on either of their bad sides Naruto kept his thoughts to himself and gave them one of his brightest, and biggest (fakest) smiles before leaving to retrieve the placed order.

After ten minutes of contemplating whether or not to tamper with the beer and chips - reluctantly choosing not to - Naruto returned to the office. Not long after he handed the beer to Shika, and the bag of chips to Cho did the two bastards that ruined his life walk through the office doors.

It was none other Haku Yuki and Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke, Naruto came to find out was the boss of the gang - or Mafia leader - and the owner of Sharingan Co. A loan company that Sasuke insisted was a 'Legitimate Business' but he also insists that he was a 'Legitimate business man'

As if Naruto would ever fall for that one.

He turned back around in favor of talking to Shika and Cho but was rudely interrupted by Sasuke's commanding voice "Shikamaru what have I said about having beer on the job? And Chouji don't get crumbs on my chair." Finally he turned to his attention to Naruto. "Bring me my bottle of Scotch."

"Chai tea for me," Haku called out as he followed Sasuke into his office, closing the door behind them.

Shikamaru muttered "What a drag." before raising the can up to his lips, downing the rest of the beer and chucking the now empty can in the trash.

Chouji had stopped shoveling in fist sized portions of the chips in his mouth opting out for a single chip at a time.

Naruto on the other hand had glared a good two minutes at the now closed door, before sighing in defeat and heading to the kitchen to fetch the Scotch and Tea.

7:00pm Same day

BRR-ING - ING!

Hearing the ring and feeling the accompanied vibration Naruto dug his phone out of his pocked and flipped it open. It was the alarm he had set to remind him to do his essay on 'Eleanor Parker: Woman of a Thousand Faces by Doug McClelland' that was due the next day.

"Sorry guys, I have to head out now." He said to the occupants of the room whilst still looking at his phone.

Kakashi Hatake; the head security at Sharingan, Sasuke's right-hand man, as well as a man who lived to read his porn 'Icha Icha Paradise' Spontaneously appeared behind him. "Hmm... So who is the lucky girl Naruto?" he asked with teasing smile on his lips.

Across the room seated on the couch was Haku, his ears had perked at the sudden comment resulting in an angry tick mark to appear on his face.

"Kakashi, don't be so biased. You never know he could be gay." Asuna, a man who was good at getting information and handling money called out.

"Kids these days, staying up late at night to do God knows what with their dates ... troublesome." inputted Shika, sporting a lazy grin.

Haku's blooded began to boil with every teasing comment said, but what irritated him the most was that the blonde didn't even try to deny it. The idiot just grinned and sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck.

..

"A date?!" Haku asked Naruto.

The blonde noticed the restrained anger hidden beneath the question, knowing that Haku was beyond angry.

"N-NO! That's not it at all!" Naruto protested, "Its just that I have an assignment due the tomorrow." He raised his hands in the air as he slowly made his way to the door, backwards.

Haku calmed down some, "Why can't you work on it here?"

The silence was deafening.

Naruto only hesitated for a moment. "I-I guess I can do that."

Haku smiled, his eyes turning up into the shape of an upside down 'U'

"Perfect." he said grabbing Naruto and dragging him to Sasuke's office.

Naruto had a feeling that this was going to be a long - long night.

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