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This is another one-shot purely for fun.

1.) Pull Inu's ears every five seconds

2.) Hit Miroku on the head with his staff

3.) Yell ' Oh oh ah ah! I'm Naraku Oh Oh!" right behind them.

4.) Scream like a banshee everytime InuYasha goes to see Kikyo (EVIL SLUT!)

5.) Scream and run when you see Kikyo ( Fucking bitch)

6.) Slap Naraku in the face (then run like hell, lol)

7.) Give Kagura a bird, since she travels on a feather.

8.) Give Kanna make-up, since she has a mirror.

9.) Tell Sesshy that he wears the same eyeshadow as Sango.

10.) Yell at Koga for being a cocky idiot.

11.) Yell at Hojo for being a oblivious idiot. (Seriously how can anyone be that stupid and naïve?)

12.) Yell at Kagome and InuYasha for not expressing their love.

13.) Yell at Miroku for being a pervert.

14.) Play a prank on that evil-spider-bastard...?

15.) Scare Shippo.

16.) Push Roku in a lake.

17.) Act like a barbarian around the campfire.

18.) Call InuYasha a bitch. ( Then run like hell!)

19.) Tell Kagome to 'sit' InuYasha. ( Then run when he gets up)

20.) Say that Naraku had a kid and it's stronger than him. ( Wait for a reaction and film it.)

BONUS +4

21.) Hit on Sango (then avoid being killed by Miroku)

22.) Hit on Kagome (then dodge sword aimed to slice you in half, courtesy of InuYasha)

23.) Scream in Inu's face/ears.

24.) Tell Sesshy that Jaken hit Rin. Then before he finds her tell her to hit herself. When he arrives show him the mark. (Wait for Jaken to get murdered. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!)

And that my lovelies is how to annoy the cast of InuYasha!

Ja Ne,

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