Good Friends: Bail you out of jail

Best Friends: Are there sitting next to you

"Annie..."

"Yes?"

"Are you going to kill me?"

"And why would I do that? "

"I know why you wouldn't kill me."

"Do tell."

"You like me too much. I'm your best friend, the ying to your yang, the black to your white, the peanut butter to your jelly-"

"What movie did you memorize that from?"

"You know, I can't remember."

"It's okay Seaweed Brain. We all know this is too much for your tiny, kelp filled brain to understand."

"HEY!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"You know, It's not my fault we're sitting in a jail cell."

"No? It's not your fault that you IRIS-MESSAGED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, TELLING ME TO COME QUICK, NOT TELLING ME UNTIL I GOT THERE, THAT YOU WANTED US TO GET TATTOOS?"

"They were matching!"

"Not only that, but you were the reason we got caught in the first place!"
"Was not!"

"Sorry, but it wasn't my girly scream that alerted the police!"

"It hurt! "

"Of course it hurt, It's a bloody tattoo, you moron!"

"…"

"What now?"

"LETS DO THAT AGAIN!"

"…"

"What?"

"Officer? Can I move out of this cell? I might permanently damage my partners face."

Sorry, for not updating for so long! Thanks for sticking in there.

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TCDOA