Author: Another Crossover, because my mind goes into that place as soon I start reading another Manga. Unlike 'Avenging Pirates' and 'Pirating Avengers', this one isn't even finished on my computer, meaning that if I continue, it will take longer than usual.

Anyways, this story is set between Fishman Island and Punk Hazard. So no Law, sadly. But I guess I should give that poor guy a break.
Enjoy reading and let me know what you think.

In which there are Pirates and Titans

It was the early afternoon as Commander Erwin and Captain Levi reached the wall deck of Wall Rose.

"What is it, Pixis?" Erwin asked as his fellow Commander approached them.

"My men have been watching the canal closely. In the later hours of the morning something started to happen there", the bald man stated while jabbing his thumb towards the large canal. It has been there even before the fall of Wall Maria and it ran through all three walls, connecting the inner circle with the outside. Before Maria fell, it has been used to provide transportation from Sina to Maria, but has been closed off at Rose now.

"And what is there for us to see?" Erwin questioned. Levi frowned slightly as he looked into the direction the canal was running. A small forest of giant trees obstructed the view, but he could see thin trails of smoke. "Titan vapour?"

"That's exactly what I've called you here for", Pixis stated, crossing his arms. "That stuff suddenly started appearing in the morning and the trail came closer ever since."

"That would mean that there is somebody out there, following the canal and killing Titans?" Erwin wondered.

"Exactly", Levi mumbled. "Or these idiots just keep falling into the water and drown." His eyes narrowed as suddenly a seven-meter class smashed through the trees, skidded some distance across the floor and started evaporating.

"..."

"..."

"...There was a shoe print on that thing's head..."

"Seriously now?!"

"Yup"

More Titans came flying out of the forest, most of them seriously deformed from what appeared to have been blunt damage, but some clearly have been cut into pieces. Others seemed to have been impaled with... bamboo?

And then, like it was the most normal thing in the world, an extremely colourful and almost ridiculous-looking ship peeled out of the shadows. A giant skull with crossbones and straw hat was boldly imprinted on the first sail and the black flag overhead. A group of Titans was chasing after it.

Somebody started yelling what sounded like orders. Moments later, there were a few figures shooting up the masts and hauling up the sails. The ship slowed down and the chasing Titans came closer.

And suddenly, there was the hum of energy starting to get louder. The soldiers glanced each other, but before either of them could say something, a massive explosion followed.

The men scrambled for cover, realizing in the same moment that the explosion came from the ship's rear. The sheer power of the energy output tore apart the chasing Titans while catapulting the vehicle out of the water. With a startling speed, it flew towards Wall Rose. Men dove to the sides, trying to avoid being crushed by the ship. Well, everybody dove except for Captain Levi. Humanity's strongest soldier merely stood there, arms crossed over his chest and face set on deadpan as the massive boat came closer.

It soared over his head, only inches from his body and not touching him the slightest. Without so much as ruffling his hair, the ship started its descent on the wall's other side, landing with a pinpoint accuracy on the canal once more. While everybody stared at the vehicle, Levi marched off, scowling. "I'm not drunk enough to deal with this kind of bullshit."

-o-

The ship hadn't stopped too far away, so the next step was to go there and see what kind of people they were.

Levi, Erwin, Pixis and some of the Garrison approached the ship which was now firmly anchored to the edge of the canal.

"Weeeh! Adventure! Sanji! Make some Bento Boxes, I want to go exploring!"

"Ahhhhh! Luffy! We don't know if there are more of these monsters here!"

"I doubt it. We crossed a wall, and that must have been here for a reason."

"Ahhh! Robin! Don't encourage him!"

A feminine chuckle was the only reply. Erwin cleared his throat, succeeding in getting the crew's attention. Some of them peeked over the rail to look at them.

"I'm Commander Erwin Smith", the man began, "And we bore witness to your... unique escape from the Titans."

"Titans?" a straw hat-wearing young man asked, "These guys were Titans?"

"What else were they supposed to be?" the commander questioned.

The boy shrugged. "Dunno. I thought they were perverted Idiot Giants." He beamed suddenly. "I asked the first four or so whether they wanted to be my Nakama. They tried to eat me. So I just punched them!"

"Punch... A Titan?" A few of the men stared in disbelief at the kid. He couldn't be older than twenty, had short dark hair and an open red vest.

"Shishishi. They were pretty strong, but I'm stronger. I'm Monkey D. Luffy, the man who will become the King of Pirates." He leapt off the rail to stand in front of Erwin, shaking his hand. "You're the Captain of these guys here? Bummer, I wanted to ask you whether you will join my crew. Hey! You aren't with the Marine, are you?"

"Luffy. Give that man a break, will you?" An older man sighed as he jumped down the ship too. He was taller and more muscular than this Luffy, and had shocking green hair. "We just arrived here." His single eye narrowed on the soldiers. "But the question remains, are you guys in the Navy?"

Pixis blinked before answering to that. "We aren't 'Navy'- whatever that is. No, I'm Dot Pixis, Commander of the Wall Garrison. These two are Commanders Erwin and Levi, who lead the Scouting Legion."

"Ah, so that's okay then", Luffy grinned. Levi narrowed his eyes dangerously, most likely because the boy's carefree spirit hurt his own black soul. "Who are you?" Humanity's strongest growled.

"Roronoa Zoro", the green-haired man snapped back. He glared at the short Captain, hands twitching at the hilts of his three katana. "I'm the man who will protect Luffy until he becomes the King."

"Noble attitude", Erwin replied. "It would be polite to get to know the rest of your crew."

"I'm Sanji", a third man answered. He was lean, with a shock of blonde hair and a cigarette between his teeth. He handed the other two a small box each. "Here, I made you guys some Bento."

"Yay! Sanji's Lunch boxes are the best!" a childish voice cheered. The soldiers watched in surprise as a small brown animal came down, hugging his Bento Box tightly.

"Who... or what are you?" a soldier questioned. The animal flinched and turned to the man. "I'm Chopper!" he answered, "I'm going to be the best doctor in the world!"

"Are you... some sort of beaver?"

"I'm a reindeer, you dickhead!"

"Chopper, let's be nice to the people, okay?" A dark-haired woman requested. The reindeer (?) pouted, but complied. "Okay, Robin. I'll try."

The woman chuckled before extending her hand towards Commander Erwin. "I'm Nico Robin, it's nice to meet you."

"R-Robin. Please don't shake hands with those people... they could be cannibals or bounty hunters or-" thwack

"Sheesh. Usopp. Stop whining. They look fine to me", an orange-haired young woman said to the long-nosed boy she just knocked to the floor. She was dressed quite provoking- only a bikini top and a pair of jeans. She smirked and turned to the men. "Hi, I'm Nami."

"Don't move", Levi snarled, "Leave your hands where I can see them."

"Huh? Is there a problem?" the girl asked innocently.

"You just tried to pickpocket Commander Pixis", the short Captain growled. "Not on my watch."

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BEAUTIFUL NAMI-SWAN!" the cook suddenly exploded.

"Tch. Shorty's right. That wench can't just go 'round and steal people's money", Zoro grumbled.

"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, MARIMO?!"

"Hah. You aren't even a real foe, swirly brow."

"SAY THAT AGAIN!"

"Sorry. I didn't realize you were just as much of an idiot as those perverts outside. You. Weak. Swirly. Brow."

"I'M NOT AN IDIOT, MARIMO HEAD!"

"Super! Is that going to be a fight?"

"Yohoho! Things are always so lively around here. It makes my heart beat with joy. But I don't have a heart! Yohohoho! Skull joke!" With everybody distracted by the two bickering idiots, they only noticed the last two crew members when they spoke up.

"GYAAAAAAAH!" Most of the men jumped back in horror, jaws dropped to the floor or simply keeling over unconscious. Levi, Erwin and Pixis managed to hold their ground, but even they were more or less freaked out.

The last two men were both almost as tall as three-meter classes. One was a... half-machine guy wearing only a pair of briefs and a colourful open shirt. The other was a tall thin walking and talking skeleton.

Levi was the first to overcome his stupor as he cleared his throat and turned to face his men. "This is an order. Keep those newcomers under observation. Make sure they don't cause any trouble until we made sure they aren't a threat to our security."

"..."

"...Uh... Captain?"

"What?" Humanity's strongest snapped, before realizing that the guy was pointing at the crew. Annoyed, Levi whirled back around... only to lock eyes with the dark-haired woman who now stood alone in front of the ship. She chuckled as she merely said "Oh my"

Erwin blinked. "Is... this a usual behaviour of your crew?"

"Normally they're not gone that fast. I guess they really wanted to explore."

Levi sighed again. "I'm not ready for this kind of bullshit", he mumbled before snatching Pixis' flask and draining it in a single gulp. As he went to wipe his mouth with his sleeve, he muttered "Now I'm ready. Everybody! Go and find those idiots! Now!"