MA: hey peoples! Guess what?
Tai: we got the weed back!
Sora: and?
Tai: and the stupid presents!
Towelie: don't forget to bring a towel!
Max: to do what?
Towelie: I'm not gonna lie. I just wanna get high.
Takato: all you had to do was ask.
Dc: we don't have any rolling papers.
Xxtakuyaxx: I can fix that.
MA: hey it's another guest, Xxtakuyaxx.
Xt: I bring to all of you, my present, the super bong!
(Reveals a very large machine.)
All: whoa!
Xt: it can burning an entire kilo of weed and increases its potency by a factor of 200.
Ant: well, start it up!
(He dumps all the weed into the super bong and starts it up.)
MA: ok, who takes the first blow?
Ssjt4: let's have black terriermon take it.
BT: really? Thanks guys!
(The digimon takes one puff and falls to the ground with his eyes bugged out and foam coming from his mouth.)
Anthony: and that was only one puff!
MA: black terriermon! Can you here me?
(BT barely nods.)
MA: I have one question; how was it?
BT: it....it.....it....
Boys: what?
BT: it's.....the....shiznit! (Falls over.)
Max: (checks pulse.) oh. Dc, I'm sorry. He's dead.
Dc: well, I guess there's only one thing left to do.
All: yeah.
Dc: I get the next puff!
Rika: damn you ass! I'm next!
Buu: buu next! Buu next!
E: (still drunk) I'm next. I don't know what I'm next for, but I wanna get it.
(Epsilon staggers by the bong and hits a valve, causing the super bong to shake violently.)
Xt: aww crap! The pressure's building up. She's gonna blow!
Matt: head for the hills!
(Before they could, the super bong blew up, filling the house with smoke. Everyone is on the floor, hair sticking up and eyes bloodshot and bulged out.)
MA: damn!
Max: you said it.
Keke: we're like a tray of Christmas cookies.
Sora: we are so baked!
P: I got to give it up to you humans. You sure know how to party.
Jeri: you got that right baby!
Tai: I can't feel my hair!
Takato: dude!
Rika: sweet!
Zoe: look! I'm not wearing any underwear!
Takuya: now that's sweet!
Dc: wait! What's going on?
Ssjt4: I don't know. I was gonna ask you.
MA: well you read this while we do stuff. Dj?
Ss3dj: I got the perfect song (plays we jammin' by bob marley.)
DIGIMON THE MOVIE: LEGEND OF THE FORBIDDEN SPIRIT
FATE OF THE INFERNO
" Ok, just a few more connections." Takuya said to himself as he picked up another piece. It was the first night since the defeat of piccaromon at the hands of infernomon and takuya was busy trying to repair the small robot named orda. Meanwhile, the digidestined were tending to their injuries thanks to Zoe.
" Ok, you're done." Zoe said to JP after finishing wrapping his bandage around his arm.
" Thanks. But it still hurts a little. Can you kiss it and make it better?"
" Move on Romeo!" she said, shoving him out of the way as she walked over to takuya working on orda.
" Well, how is it going?"
" You can thank my future self for providing blue prints and tools just in case for this situation." He putting in another chip as Zoe looks over the blueprints.
" It's all Greek to me. How can you understand it?"
" I don't even know. Ok, that should do it." he said, screwing on the last panel on the robot and turned it on. Orda's eye blinked on and he jumped up to his feet.
" I am functional." He said, as Zoe hugged takuya.
" Alright! I am a freaking genius!"
" You repaired me, sir?"
" Of course he did! He's freaking genius!" said Zoe.
" Thanks zo."
" Where is master Tyler?" asked the robot.
" Now that you mention it, I haven't seen him around."
" I have." Tommy spoke as he came over.
" Where?"
" Follow me."
The trio followed the boy to the sight of the battle to find koji watching from behind a tree. They looked beyond to see Tyler, kneeling over the site, watching as the dirt fell out of his fist.
" He's been like this for who knows how long. Just sitting there." Said koji.
" What are we looking at?" asked an incoming JP.
" Well has anyone gone over to him?" asked Zoe.
" Sometimes you just have to be alone." Answered koji.
" And you would be the expect on that, eh koji?" joked takuya. With out a word, Zoe marched over to the boy and gently placed her hand on his shoulder.
" Tyler?"
" Huh? Sorry." he said, snapping out of his trance and rising to his feet.
" What's wrong?"
" Nothing. Just thinking." He said walking with her back to camp.
" That reminds me. I have to return some thing that belongs to all of you."
" I don't remember giving you anything." Remarked JP.
" Just hold out your d-tectors, please."
Not even asking, the digidestined held out their d-tectors, wondering what he had in mind. Tyler extended right hand, which had his own d-tectors, and with a slight grunted, his palm began to glow. In awe of what is happened, Zoe is stunned to see the kazemon spirit icon appear in his palm and entered her d-tector. He then did the same for each of the digidestined, returning their human spirits.
" Thanks, Tyler." Thanked JP.
" I should thank all of you. Without your spirits, I couldn't have beaten piccaromon."
" Well any way, with the spirit of rage on our side, we can beat cherubimon and his goons." Stated Tommy.
" True but there is one problem; I'm not going with you."
" WHAT?!" they all went.
" Why?" asked Zoe.
" It's not you, it's me. When I spirit evolved to infernomon, I felt something in me, a great anger that burned in my chest. I could feel it trying to get out."
" I don't see the problem." Said koji.
" The problem is that it was influencing my power. I think that if I lose control in my digimon form, I could destroy everything around me, including you all. I have to learn control and I can't do that with you."
" Why not?"
" I know cherubimon knows how strong I am and he will try to kill me. If he finds out that I'm traveling with you, I'll just put you all in danger. I don't want on my conscience."
" So when do you leave?" asked takuya.
" There is a trailmon leaving in the morning. I plan to be on it."
The steam of the trailmon filled what's left of the terminal as the digidestined prepared to say good-bye to the person they cared for a time ago.
" So where will you go?" asked koji.
" Like a leaf of a tree, I'll let the wind be my guide."
" Ok, what ever works for you, bud." Said JP.
" I hope you don't forget us out there." Said Tommy.
" How could I forget you all?" he said, shaking his hand.
" See you around man." said JP.
" I know I peed in your face but that was only because I like you."
" Next time, just smile."
" Remember, talk to people once in a while. It's doesn't always help to be a loner." Said koji.
" Thanks for the advice."
" Good luck Tyler and may your journey be filled with hope."
" And may your pants be filled with candy."
" Moron."
" Ummmm thanks, I think."
" Hey guys. Can toy give us a minute?" asked takuya.
" Sure. We'll see you out side." Said koji as they left him and his 'family' alone.
" So I guest this is it huh?" he asked his son as they walked to the door of the trailmon.
" I guess so."
" I can't believe you're gonna be out there all alone." Zoe said.
" But he will not be." The trio looked behind them to see orda walking up to them.
" I will be accompanying him."
" I don't think so orda."
" Sir, least you forget, my creator's final order to me was for you care and welfare. I can not do that travel with them."
" Alright, you can come."
" Thank you, master Tyler."
" Its just Tyler."
" Yes, master just Tyler." He spoke, as Tyler just sighed.
" Don't worry. You'll get use to it."
" All aboard for all points north!" announced the trailmon.
" Well, I got to go." He said as takuya and Zoe both hugged him, surprising him.
" Just remember where you came from and you'll always win."
" And remember that we both love you very much."
" I know. I know." He replied, returning the hug. As the engine whistled, they let go and he took one more look at them before boarding the train car with orda. The trailmon groaned and grunted as the rest of the train pulled out of the terminal. Takuya then came behind Zoe and wrapped his arm her.
" Takuya." She said when she looked up to see tears coming out of his eyes.
" Oh. It's the steam. It's stings the eyes."
" Yeah it does." She added with tears in her eyes as well. As it sped out of sight, they began to remember all the times they shared with him.
It's been too long
And I'm lost without you
What am I gonna do?
Said I've been needing you, wanting you
Wondering if you're the same
Or who's been with you
Is you're heart still mine?
I wanna cry sometime
I miss you
Meanwhile Tyler, from his window, watched them go out of sight.
" It's funny."
" What, sir?"
" They are and aren't my parents. I don't know what to feel."
" Sir, your parents loved you enough to give their lives for you. Despite the time difference, they are still your parents and they do love you."
" I guess you're right. Do you think I'll see them again?"
" I do not know much about human relationships but I do know you will see them again."
Elsewhere.........
" So that's him huh?"
" Yep, Simms."
" It's amazing. I didn't think I would live to see the day that someone surpassed your power."
" Oh he didn't just surpass me. He blew me out of the water."
" So now what?"
" It's in his hands. He has the power and only he decide what to with it."
Meanwhile, in a much darker place, the warlord was bound to a large floating boulder, hurt and unconscious until something slapped him.
" Wake up, sleepy head."
" Is it time for my daily torture?"
" No. How about a deal?"
" Huh?"
" I have a mission for you. Succeed, and power, revenge and freedom are yours. Fail and me and my siblings will torture you for all time."
" To gain what I have lost and vengeance, I will."
" Good. Your service of the deamons has begun."
THE END
MA: well that's that. I'm taking some time off for the holidays so I want to thank all who came to the first annual max acorn digimon Christmas party; max and keke.
Max: damn right.
Keke: great to be here.
MA: Tai and sora.
Tai: see ya.
Sora: what he said.
MA: matt and Mimi.
Matt: rock on.
Mimi: peace.
MA: takato and rika.
Takato: I think I'm still high.
Rika: stupid gogglehead.
MA: Zoe and takuya.
Zoe: grazi.
Takuya: what she said.
MA: the twins and David.
(They are eating.)
MA: AnT.
AnT: thanks.
MA: pikkan and jeri.
P: I must admit, you humans throw one hell of a party.
Jeri: ohh, pikkan.
MA: DC.
Dc: long live the gogglehead!
BT: and don't forget me!
MA: I thought you were dead.
BT: CPR motherfucker. CPR.
MA: Anthony.
Anthony: I'm coming back next year.
MA: ssjt4.
Ssjt4: thanks for the invite.
Buu: don't forget buu.
MA: yes and buu. Epsilon.
E: happy Halloween!
MA: but it's Christmas.
E: I was close. (Falls over.)
MA: lay off the eggnog man. Digifan.
Digifan: cool party.
MA: idris.
I: I'm still high.
MA: dragon master.
DM: SCOTTLAND MUST BE FREE!
MA: ss3dj.
Ss3dj: I do parties and weddings.
MA: sam.
Sam: good night to all the sexy ladies out there.
MA: BW and renamon.
BW: me too.
Rena: oh no you don't.
MA: guilmon.
Guil: mmmmmm! Bread!
MA: and to all those who review and all the authors out there, I wish you.........
MERRY CHRISTMAS
(Meanwhile, the warlord and some villains are hung in a tree.)
Warlord: could be worse.
Cell: shut up bitch!
Tai: we got the weed back!
Sora: and?
Tai: and the stupid presents!
Towelie: don't forget to bring a towel!
Max: to do what?
Towelie: I'm not gonna lie. I just wanna get high.
Takato: all you had to do was ask.
Dc: we don't have any rolling papers.
Xxtakuyaxx: I can fix that.
MA: hey it's another guest, Xxtakuyaxx.
Xt: I bring to all of you, my present, the super bong!
(Reveals a very large machine.)
All: whoa!
Xt: it can burning an entire kilo of weed and increases its potency by a factor of 200.
Ant: well, start it up!
(He dumps all the weed into the super bong and starts it up.)
MA: ok, who takes the first blow?
Ssjt4: let's have black terriermon take it.
BT: really? Thanks guys!
(The digimon takes one puff and falls to the ground with his eyes bugged out and foam coming from his mouth.)
Anthony: and that was only one puff!
MA: black terriermon! Can you here me?
(BT barely nods.)
MA: I have one question; how was it?
BT: it....it.....it....
Boys: what?
BT: it's.....the....shiznit! (Falls over.)
Max: (checks pulse.) oh. Dc, I'm sorry. He's dead.
Dc: well, I guess there's only one thing left to do.
All: yeah.
Dc: I get the next puff!
Rika: damn you ass! I'm next!
Buu: buu next! Buu next!
E: (still drunk) I'm next. I don't know what I'm next for, but I wanna get it.
(Epsilon staggers by the bong and hits a valve, causing the super bong to shake violently.)
Xt: aww crap! The pressure's building up. She's gonna blow!
Matt: head for the hills!
(Before they could, the super bong blew up, filling the house with smoke. Everyone is on the floor, hair sticking up and eyes bloodshot and bulged out.)
MA: damn!
Max: you said it.
Keke: we're like a tray of Christmas cookies.
Sora: we are so baked!
P: I got to give it up to you humans. You sure know how to party.
Jeri: you got that right baby!
Tai: I can't feel my hair!
Takato: dude!
Rika: sweet!
Zoe: look! I'm not wearing any underwear!
Takuya: now that's sweet!
Dc: wait! What's going on?
Ssjt4: I don't know. I was gonna ask you.
MA: well you read this while we do stuff. Dj?
Ss3dj: I got the perfect song (plays we jammin' by bob marley.)
DIGIMON THE MOVIE: LEGEND OF THE FORBIDDEN SPIRIT
FATE OF THE INFERNO
" Ok, just a few more connections." Takuya said to himself as he picked up another piece. It was the first night since the defeat of piccaromon at the hands of infernomon and takuya was busy trying to repair the small robot named orda. Meanwhile, the digidestined were tending to their injuries thanks to Zoe.
" Ok, you're done." Zoe said to JP after finishing wrapping his bandage around his arm.
" Thanks. But it still hurts a little. Can you kiss it and make it better?"
" Move on Romeo!" she said, shoving him out of the way as she walked over to takuya working on orda.
" Well, how is it going?"
" You can thank my future self for providing blue prints and tools just in case for this situation." He putting in another chip as Zoe looks over the blueprints.
" It's all Greek to me. How can you understand it?"
" I don't even know. Ok, that should do it." he said, screwing on the last panel on the robot and turned it on. Orda's eye blinked on and he jumped up to his feet.
" I am functional." He said, as Zoe hugged takuya.
" Alright! I am a freaking genius!"
" You repaired me, sir?"
" Of course he did! He's freaking genius!" said Zoe.
" Thanks zo."
" Where is master Tyler?" asked the robot.
" Now that you mention it, I haven't seen him around."
" I have." Tommy spoke as he came over.
" Where?"
" Follow me."
The trio followed the boy to the sight of the battle to find koji watching from behind a tree. They looked beyond to see Tyler, kneeling over the site, watching as the dirt fell out of his fist.
" He's been like this for who knows how long. Just sitting there." Said koji.
" What are we looking at?" asked an incoming JP.
" Well has anyone gone over to him?" asked Zoe.
" Sometimes you just have to be alone." Answered koji.
" And you would be the expect on that, eh koji?" joked takuya. With out a word, Zoe marched over to the boy and gently placed her hand on his shoulder.
" Tyler?"
" Huh? Sorry." he said, snapping out of his trance and rising to his feet.
" What's wrong?"
" Nothing. Just thinking." He said walking with her back to camp.
" That reminds me. I have to return some thing that belongs to all of you."
" I don't remember giving you anything." Remarked JP.
" Just hold out your d-tectors, please."
Not even asking, the digidestined held out their d-tectors, wondering what he had in mind. Tyler extended right hand, which had his own d-tectors, and with a slight grunted, his palm began to glow. In awe of what is happened, Zoe is stunned to see the kazemon spirit icon appear in his palm and entered her d-tector. He then did the same for each of the digidestined, returning their human spirits.
" Thanks, Tyler." Thanked JP.
" I should thank all of you. Without your spirits, I couldn't have beaten piccaromon."
" Well any way, with the spirit of rage on our side, we can beat cherubimon and his goons." Stated Tommy.
" True but there is one problem; I'm not going with you."
" WHAT?!" they all went.
" Why?" asked Zoe.
" It's not you, it's me. When I spirit evolved to infernomon, I felt something in me, a great anger that burned in my chest. I could feel it trying to get out."
" I don't see the problem." Said koji.
" The problem is that it was influencing my power. I think that if I lose control in my digimon form, I could destroy everything around me, including you all. I have to learn control and I can't do that with you."
" Why not?"
" I know cherubimon knows how strong I am and he will try to kill me. If he finds out that I'm traveling with you, I'll just put you all in danger. I don't want on my conscience."
" So when do you leave?" asked takuya.
" There is a trailmon leaving in the morning. I plan to be on it."
The steam of the trailmon filled what's left of the terminal as the digidestined prepared to say good-bye to the person they cared for a time ago.
" So where will you go?" asked koji.
" Like a leaf of a tree, I'll let the wind be my guide."
" Ok, what ever works for you, bud." Said JP.
" I hope you don't forget us out there." Said Tommy.
" How could I forget you all?" he said, shaking his hand.
" See you around man." said JP.
" I know I peed in your face but that was only because I like you."
" Next time, just smile."
" Remember, talk to people once in a while. It's doesn't always help to be a loner." Said koji.
" Thanks for the advice."
" Good luck Tyler and may your journey be filled with hope."
" And may your pants be filled with candy."
" Moron."
" Ummmm thanks, I think."
" Hey guys. Can toy give us a minute?" asked takuya.
" Sure. We'll see you out side." Said koji as they left him and his 'family' alone.
" So I guest this is it huh?" he asked his son as they walked to the door of the trailmon.
" I guess so."
" I can't believe you're gonna be out there all alone." Zoe said.
" But he will not be." The trio looked behind them to see orda walking up to them.
" I will be accompanying him."
" I don't think so orda."
" Sir, least you forget, my creator's final order to me was for you care and welfare. I can not do that travel with them."
" Alright, you can come."
" Thank you, master Tyler."
" Its just Tyler."
" Yes, master just Tyler." He spoke, as Tyler just sighed.
" Don't worry. You'll get use to it."
" All aboard for all points north!" announced the trailmon.
" Well, I got to go." He said as takuya and Zoe both hugged him, surprising him.
" Just remember where you came from and you'll always win."
" And remember that we both love you very much."
" I know. I know." He replied, returning the hug. As the engine whistled, they let go and he took one more look at them before boarding the train car with orda. The trailmon groaned and grunted as the rest of the train pulled out of the terminal. Takuya then came behind Zoe and wrapped his arm her.
" Takuya." She said when she looked up to see tears coming out of his eyes.
" Oh. It's the steam. It's stings the eyes."
" Yeah it does." She added with tears in her eyes as well. As it sped out of sight, they began to remember all the times they shared with him.
It's been too long
And I'm lost without you
What am I gonna do?
Said I've been needing you, wanting you
Wondering if you're the same
Or who's been with you
Is you're heart still mine?
I wanna cry sometime
I miss you
Meanwhile Tyler, from his window, watched them go out of sight.
" It's funny."
" What, sir?"
" They are and aren't my parents. I don't know what to feel."
" Sir, your parents loved you enough to give their lives for you. Despite the time difference, they are still your parents and they do love you."
" I guess you're right. Do you think I'll see them again?"
" I do not know much about human relationships but I do know you will see them again."
Elsewhere.........
" So that's him huh?"
" Yep, Simms."
" It's amazing. I didn't think I would live to see the day that someone surpassed your power."
" Oh he didn't just surpass me. He blew me out of the water."
" So now what?"
" It's in his hands. He has the power and only he decide what to with it."
Meanwhile, in a much darker place, the warlord was bound to a large floating boulder, hurt and unconscious until something slapped him.
" Wake up, sleepy head."
" Is it time for my daily torture?"
" No. How about a deal?"
" Huh?"
" I have a mission for you. Succeed, and power, revenge and freedom are yours. Fail and me and my siblings will torture you for all time."
" To gain what I have lost and vengeance, I will."
" Good. Your service of the deamons has begun."
THE END
MA: well that's that. I'm taking some time off for the holidays so I want to thank all who came to the first annual max acorn digimon Christmas party; max and keke.
Max: damn right.
Keke: great to be here.
MA: Tai and sora.
Tai: see ya.
Sora: what he said.
MA: matt and Mimi.
Matt: rock on.
Mimi: peace.
MA: takato and rika.
Takato: I think I'm still high.
Rika: stupid gogglehead.
MA: Zoe and takuya.
Zoe: grazi.
Takuya: what she said.
MA: the twins and David.
(They are eating.)
MA: AnT.
AnT: thanks.
MA: pikkan and jeri.
P: I must admit, you humans throw one hell of a party.
Jeri: ohh, pikkan.
MA: DC.
Dc: long live the gogglehead!
BT: and don't forget me!
MA: I thought you were dead.
BT: CPR motherfucker. CPR.
MA: Anthony.
Anthony: I'm coming back next year.
MA: ssjt4.
Ssjt4: thanks for the invite.
Buu: don't forget buu.
MA: yes and buu. Epsilon.
E: happy Halloween!
MA: but it's Christmas.
E: I was close. (Falls over.)
MA: lay off the eggnog man. Digifan.
Digifan: cool party.
MA: idris.
I: I'm still high.
MA: dragon master.
DM: SCOTTLAND MUST BE FREE!
MA: ss3dj.
Ss3dj: I do parties and weddings.
MA: sam.
Sam: good night to all the sexy ladies out there.
MA: BW and renamon.
BW: me too.
Rena: oh no you don't.
MA: guilmon.
Guil: mmmmmm! Bread!
MA: and to all those who review and all the authors out there, I wish you.........
MERRY CHRISTMAS
(Meanwhile, the warlord and some villains are hung in a tree.)
Warlord: could be worse.
Cell: shut up bitch!