Magnus : Why hello there.
Jace : Clary was trying to explains periods to me, apparently there is no baby cannon just an ugly looking thing called a vagina?
Magnus : What?! Are you sure?
Jace : Yeah, i think so.
Magnus : What about the war of 1812? I thought the used baby cannons.
Jace : how would they use baby cannons?
Magnus : Well it takes 9 months for the weapon to be forged. Once its made all they do is simply lift the legs up and seperate them, the Anti-Christ them cums out and hits the target in the face.
Jace : see your logic makes much more sense.

Simon : Hey i couldnt help but over hear and i have a question, how do they make the Anti-Christ
Jace : well Clary said something about Sex?
Magnus : Oh yes, Sex! I did that to Alec!
Simon : Wait, do you even know what sex is?
Magnus : Of course! Its when you repeatedly stuff a Banana into their Ear
Simon : Well that sounds fun, but how does that form an Anti-Christ?
Magnus : Well the raisins from the Banana goes through your ear, to your left kidney and forms the anti christ by piling together piss and shit and then it shoots out of the baby cannon. See i know what i'm talking about.
Jace : Yeah, Clary knows nothing Hang on wouldn't Alec be forming an Anti-Christ if you did Sex?
Magnus : No, there was no raisins in the Banana

Simon : You guys are fucking crazy (Simon leaves the room)
Magnus : Geez... whats wrong with him.
Jace : I know! such a buzz kill!
Magnus : you know what though, the process of piling all that piss and shit onto the raisin can be very overwhelming for the female of the species.
Jace : What do you mean?
Magnus : Well they start vomiting, crying for no apparent reason, eat everything in the house, they even grow Horns, Jace! HORNS!
Jace : Wait what?! Horns?! It sounds like to me that they become ...
Magnus : THE DEVIL! I KNOW RIGHT!
Jace : Oh God! I am not letting Clary form an anti-christ.
Magnus : She might have already done it on her own.
Jace : WHAT!?
Clary : (Walks into the room) Hey Jace, how are you?
Jace : NO! No, STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU SHE DEVIL! (runs away screaming in a really high pitched voice.)