Blah blah blah blah blah, You already have, like, loadsa stories, what is wrong with you?!

What is wrong with me? Oh, where to start? XD

This one's kind of a sister fic for Text. Which basically means no particular plot, really only here for whatever half jokes I can come up with that can only just be labelled as comedy (I'm so mean to myself) and that this will get updated at any random time, depending on brainwaves I will hopefully get.

Besides, I have loads of incomplete stories? I know someone on FanFiction who has forty-six incomplete ones, and there are people who probably have more. That sure as hell made me feel better!

Forbidden

One

1) I will not insult Chappy the Rabbit or Captain Seaweed, unless I want the wrath of the Kuchiki family brought down upon me.

2) I cannot ask Kenpachi whether he is taking Barbie (Yachiru) for a ride.

3) The phrase 'Kenpachi Fried Chicken' is not funny. At all.

4) Suggesting to Ichigo's enemies that stabbing him in the face instead of the chest might actually kill him is not appropriate.

5) I mustn't point out that people like Ichigo must be compensating for something by having such big swords.

6) I am not allowed to throw strawberries at Ichigo or pineapples at Renji while shouting 'Meet your family!'

7) I cannot shout 'Bazinga!' whenever a character I like wins a fight.

8) Whenever Kenpachi passes out after a big fight, I mustn't shout, 'You killed Kenny! You bastards!'

9) Singing 'I Can't Decide' by The Scissor Sisters is not appropriate in the midst of battle.

10) Introducing the characters to FanFiction will not be hilarious in any way, shape or form.

11) While we're on that subject, I must not show them fanart either.

12) Or role-plays.

13) Or doujinshis.

14) In fact, it's probably best if I just keep them away from the internet altogether.

15) Singing the Batman theme song in the presence of Ulquiorra is not appropriate.

Sorry it's short, but with probable limited ideas for this in the future, I want to keep roughly fifteen ideas for each chapter. I've got sixty-five more ideas written down, so that should keep me going for a while, but I could really use reviews suggesting more things to put in this story.

I'm aware people have used this idea already for Bleach, but most ideas are probably taken by now. I mean, I know Text is hardly the only fic where the characters have phones. I'm just kind of doing my own thing. ^^

Originally, this idea was for a chapter of Text, and I might still use some of the jokes on here in a new chapter. I don't know. We'll see.

Thanks for reading!