-Naruto: Ten Idiotic Ways to Die-

How would have Sakura have felt if she hit him in the head one day just a bit too hard... And caused a life threatening concussion? What if Jiraiya had unwittingly killed Naruto when he threw him off the cliff? What if he had fallen off the hokage monument during his prank? Chapter 1: Death by Sakura

The different stories will range from being completely serious, to being ridiculously funny.

-Chapter 1: Death by Sakura-

(Set after Sasuke left, before Naruto left with Jiriyah)

"HEY SAKURA-CHAAAN!" Naruto exclaimed loudly.

Sakura's eye twitched. She had been fighting with her mom again, and to top it off, Kakashi and Naruto were BOTH late for training. Kakashi being late for training was understandable, but Naruto?

"YOU'RE LATE!" She yelled loudly, bashing him over the head with her fist.

Naruto rubbed his head painfully. "But Sakuraaaa, Kakashi would have been late anyways," he complained.

"IDIOT!" She yelled loudly, smashing his fist against his scull. But this time, she had punched a tiny tad harder than usual, and had punched his head in such a way...

When the dust cleared, Naruto was in the middle of a crater, rubbing his head in pain. Dazed, Naruto could taste something metallic.

After Naruto had not gotten up after a minute passed by, Sakura started panicking, wondering if she had hit Naruto too hard.

"Hey, Naruto... are you OK?" Sakura asked. But her concern was short lived, because only a second later, Naruto got up and plastered a grin on his face.

"Yah, I'm fine Sakura, nothing to worry about, heh, heh!" Naruto exclaimed, rubbing his head and biting his lip in pain. The grin on his face seemed to flicker slightly, as if he were fighting to keep it on his face.

It was then Kakashi arrived, and at this, Sakura pointed at Kakashi and yelled, "YOU'RE LATE, KAKASHI SENSEI!"

Kakashi raised a brow at Naruto, who usually would have yelled the same. But instead Naruto was simply looking down at the floor, rubbing his head painfully.

Kakashi quickly dismissed the absurdity, and said, " Oh? I was stuck on the road of life... There was a chicken there that nearly got run over..."

"DID NOT!" Sakura yelled. Kakashi once again looked at Naruto, expecting him to react similarly, but Naruto just stood there looking down with his hair covering his face.

Kakashi started to talk. "Naru-"

Whatever he was about to say was interrupted by Naruto coughing up blood.

"Naruto?!" Kakashi asked in a panic. Why was Naruto coughing out blood? Was he injured?

"Hehh, hehh, donth worryy imm finne," Naruto said, his words slurring together. "Imm gonnah be hokagge..."

And with that, the edges around Naruto's vision started turning black and with a thunk, Naruto fell to the floor.

"Naruto!" Sakura and Kakashi exclaimed. Kakashi quickly picked up Naruto's body and started running him to the hospital.

But even with Tsunade, Shizune, and Naruto's incredibly fast healing, Naruto ended up dying.

And so, Tsunade lost yet another precious person who's dream was to be hokage. Once again, the blue crystal necklace was returned to her.

Kakashi had lost yet another one of his comrads who he had sworn to protect. He had lost yet another student.

And Sakura had murdered her only teammate left. And so, with only herself to blame, she started to cry uncontrollably. She never became Tsunade's apprentice, no, Tsunade would not even look at Sakura after what she did.

And all of this happened because Sakura had decided it was OK to punch people, as long as their name was Naruto.

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A/N And that was Chapter One: Death by Sakura.

Naruto got killed by a cherry blossom.

Both ridiculous and depressing, I know.

But honestly, the way she just hits people (Well, Naruto) is disgusting. I mean, who goes around smashing people's heads like its normal? (Ah, who am I to complain, the sadist half of me thinks it's hilarious...)

And the next Chapter will be: Death by Jiraiya!

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