She Hates Me
By Lady Trunks

Pointless little song fic featuring Pietro and Rogue (like usual). Just something to break up the monotony of all the other fics I'm working on now. Disclamer: I still own nothing, that includes X-Men and the song She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd.

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The sound of voices talking and silverware scraping on trays echoed throughout the lunchroom. At one table two teenagers sat, completely focused on each other. One was a tall, thin boy with Silver hair and chiseled features. The other was a pretty, slim girl with red hair with two stripes of white in the front. They appeared to be getting along great until all of a sudden his voice rang out, audible over the sounds of the other students.

"Who do you think you are? You think you can just go around breaking people's hearts like that? I loved you!!!!"

Silence fell over the room as everyone turned their attention to the two. All of a sudden he jumped up on a the table and started singing.

MET A GIRL, THOUGHT SHE WAS GRAND
FELL IN LOVE, FOUND OUT FIRST HAND
WENT WELL FOR A WEEK OR TWO
THEN IT ALL CAME UNGLUED

Music suddenly started playing from nowhere as he walked along kicking trays off the table.

IN A TRAP, TRIP I CAN'T GRIP
NEVER THOUGHT
I'D BE THE ONE WHO WOULD SLIP
THEN I STARTED TO REALIZE
I WAS LIVING ONE BIG LIE

Suddenly three girls (Jean, Kitty, and Jubilee) appeared next to him on the table, also singing and dancing.

SHE FUCKIN' HATES ME
TRUST,
SHE FUCKIN' HATES ME
LA LA LA LOVE
I TRIED TOO HARD
AND SHE TORE MY FEELINGS LIKE I HAD NONE
AND RIPPED THEM AWAY

The girls sat down at the table. He returned to the girl side and glared at her, while he kept singing. She proceeded to bang her head against the table in frustration.

SHE WAS QUEEN FOR ABOUT AN HOUR
AFTER THAT, SHIT GOT SOUR
SHE TOOK ALL I EVER HAD
NO SIGN OF GUILT
NO FEELING OF BAD, NO

IN A TRAP, TRIP I CAN'T GRIP
NEVER THOUGHT
I'D BE THE ONE WHO WOULD SLIP
THEN I STARTED TO REALIZE
I WAS LIVING ONE BIG LIE

He hopped back on the table and was joined by Scott, Lance and Bobby.

SHE FUCKIN' HATES ME
TRUST,
SHE FUCKIN' HATES ME
LA LA LA LOVE
I TRIED TOO HARD
AND SHE TORE MY FEELINGS LIKE I HAD NONE
AND RIPPED THEM AWAY

The other three other boys down at the table joining the girls and they all stared up at him with rapt expressions.

THAT'S MY STORY, AS YOU SEE
LEARNED MY LESSON AND SO DID SHE
NOW IT'S OVER, AND I'M GLAD
'CAUSE I'M A FOOL FOR ALL I'VE SAID

Now all of them sing, but with only Pietro is still standing.

SHE FUCKIN' HATES ME
TRUST,
SHE FUCKIN' HATES ME
LA LA LA LOVE
I TRIED TOO HARD
AND SHE TORE MY FEELINGS LIKE I HAD NONE
AND RIPPED THEM AWAY

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LOVE
TRUST
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LOVE
TRUST
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LOVE
AND SHE TORE MY FEELINGS LIKE I HAD NONE

He sat back down beside Rogue and had a sad expression on his face and almost whispered the last bit of the song.

SHE FUCKIN' HATES ME

When she was sure he was finished Rogue stopped beating her head on the table and looked at him with a pained expression. "Pietro, you are such a drama queen. I never said I hated you, only that I think you already had enough sugar today. Obviously I was right." With a disgusted sigh she handed him back the pixie stick that had started the whole mess.

He gaped at her with surprise, "You don't hate me?"

"Of course not, you idiot."

A huge grin spread over his face. He hopped up on the table again. "SHE LOVES ME!" He yelled as silence fell over the lunchroom to see what spectacle was going to happen now.

Rogue returned to banging her head on the table.

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Well, that was short and um… sweet? Well short at least. Don't you just love Pietro? Review, pretty please.