AUTHOR NOTE: I GOT A PM FROM FAIRY TAIL DRAGON SLAYER TELLING ME THE HIS STORY, "NARUTO THE BEING BORN OF FIRE" , NO LONGER INTERESTED HIM SO HE WAS REPLACING IT WITH SOMETHING NEW. SO I OFFERED TO ADOPT THE STORY AND HE ACCEPTED.

"Urg! What the hell happened?" Naruto Uzumaki asked seeing as he was lost inside of a forest. One second he was about to read a scroll given to him from Tsunade about his mother, and the next he was opening the scroll and there was a flash of light. He could kinda remember having a warm feeling spread through his body that centered around his chest. Looking around he saw the scroll opened on the ground and grabbed it up to see if it had any answers.

Dear My Sweat Baby,

If you are reading this than you will notice that you are no longer inside that damn village that has been keeping you from me for years. After your birth and by law of my family I was not allowed to see you, but neither were you allowed to leave and make friends with your own kind. I am sure that you have noticed ever since you were a kid that it has always been hard for you to read, and you could never sit still. This is because your are a very special kind of child called a Demi-God. Half God, Half Human. Though in your case I would not say half is the right word. You will find out what I mean soon enough though, and I don't want you to be to surprised.

If you head North of your location you will find a camp that will allow you to stay there without any questions asked. Don't worry though, they will accept you. I would also like to tell you that sex is not needed to have a child, so when you learn about something our family. Also, I would like for you to be careful around a Woman named Artemis, or more accurately be careful of her Hunters. Due to a... deal I have with Artemis that I regret to this day is that if you ever see her she will be taking you as her husband if you like it or not. I do not know her reasons for this, but just know that without her you might never had been born in the first place.

Taking this all into consideration I would like you to know that I love you, and you are the most important thing in the world to me. Not even your father is as close to my heart as you are.

I wish you luck, and now that you are out of that village just know that if you ever need help Fire will come to your beck and call, it will empower you, heal you, and protect you like I should have. When we meet I understand if you will want nothing to do with me so I wanted you to know that I Love You Naruto. I Love You with everything I am, and would burn this world if it meant that I could be with you as your mother like I should have been.

Love, Your Mother

P.S. Please make some friends.

P.S.S. I am still a virgin, so when you see something shocking know that it has to do with my deal with Artemis.

Tears fell down Naruto face as he read the letter, from both anger and happiness at the audacity his mother had. Looking up he decided to get to the bottom of this and head towards the one place where he might get his answers. He was starting to get sick of people doing things with him that he had no say in. Though he was pleased that his torn up arm from hitting Kakuzu with the Rasen-Shuriken in his most recent battle had healed.

'I am getting to the bottom of this.' Naruto thought as the rain started pouring down. He winced slightly for some reason at the feeling of the rain, since for some reason he was uncomfortable getting wet now. Shaking it off though Naruto kept on going until he came across a broken machine and giant hoofprints in the mud, following them he came across an area with some battle scars on it and the rain just seemed to stop when he entered the forest. Naruto looked around and saw that the area above the forest was clear sky, while outside the forest was rain clouds and rain.

"Now that is weird." Naruto said as he continued to walk deeper into the forest until he heard the sounds of laughing and fun. Going towards the sounds he was surprised when a man with the bottom half of a horse, and the man seemed surprised to see Naruto as well. He was wondering how he was able to miss such a potent godly aura Naruto produced, since it was nearly on par with the God's aura's themselves.

"Oh Hello young Demigod. I bid you good day, and hope the Journey to Camp Half-Blood was well for you. My name is Chiron, trainer of Hero's. May I know the name of the one who is before me?" Chiron asked and Naruto looked at him weirdly, since he had never heard anyone talk with that manner of speaking before. Actually he was lucky that for some strange reason he was even able to understand this new language as well. He put that up to the flash of light that took him here.

"... I am Naruto Uzumaki, and I hail from the Land of Fire." Naruto said as the horse-man looked at him in confusion. It was not well known that the Elemental Nations even existed in the first place, and only a few of the God's knew about it in the first place.

"Sorry to say lad, but I have not had the pleasure of hearing of the Land of Fire before. Do you know who your parent is perhaps?" Chiron asked and Naruto sighed. It looks like he was going to have to speak with these 'Gods' about it, since he was apparently a half-god they had to exist.

"Just that my 'Parent' is my mother." Naruto stated and Chiron had a thinking look on his face before he listed all the Goddesses in his head. The boy was handsome was not a pretty boy so not Aphrodite, his eyes were blue so that ruled out Athena, his parent could be Demeter since he had a forest scent to him, and there was no way he was related to the remaining virgin goddesses. So Chiron would hazard a guess at Demeter, or maybe a lesser known Goddess even. Though his aura made him think that Naruto was the work of more than one god.

"Well no matter, you are welcome to join us in out lunch. So why don't you fill your belly. Ah Grover why don't you show this young man to the tables." Chiron called as a pale boy with the bottom half of a goat skipped forward. He baa'd and Naruto blinked before shrugging, it was not weird for half goat people to exist if gods could.

"Follow me man, the food here is epic. Totally beast." Grover said and Naruto rose an eyebrow at the weird way this guy talked as well. He had no idea why food was 'beast' or 'epic' but the way he said it sounded cool.

"Sure, but it better live up to your words or I might be having goat meat tonight." Naruto said and Grover missed the joking tone he used. He backed away from the blond and Naruto rolled his eyes. "I was just joking." He said and Grover calmed down a bit. It was not long before they made it to the meal hall and Naruto was given many strange looks by the campers.

"Hey look, a newbie."

"Kinda cute."

"Looks strong!"

"Such cute whisker marks!"

"I hope he purrs."

"I am going to seduce that!"

"Looks kind of flaky."

Naruto's eye was twitching as he sat down next to a camper closer to his age than most of these twelve year olds. Naruto nodded to the bow with the scar on his face and ignored the bad feeling the boy gave off in favor of giving him a chance.

"You must be new, surprising since most of us don't live to your age without the aid of the camp. My name is Luke son of Hermes by the way." Luke said as another boy at the table with eyes like the sea looked at Naruto in interest. He had only got here a little bit ago as well and he was still surprised at the existence of gods and goddesses.

"Naruto... son of a Goddess. No clue who though." Naruto said as many gasps were heard from the area and Chiron who had just walked in paled. Above Naruto's head was FIVE symbols, a big one of a flame standing on a pillar showing he was the son of... Hestia. Above that were three more of the same symbol showing that she was also his grandmother, great grandmother, and great great grandmother. At the very top was a large symbol of Artemis that was wrapped in a wreath of flowers showing a marriage between the two.

"... Oh mighty Zeus... I mean All Hail Naruto, son of Hestia goddess of Hearth, Home, and Family. Grandson of Hestia goddess of Hearth, Home, and Family. Great Grandson of Hestia goddess of Hearth, Home, and Family. Great Great Grandson of Hearth, Home, and Family. Fiance of Artemis goddess of Chastity, Childbirth, the Moon, and the Hunt." Chiron said as Naruto paled at how much of his family was a single person. Others on the other hand realized another fact though.

93.5 percent of Naruto's blood was that of a goddess, making him closer to a god than any Demi-God could ever claim. Hell, just a little extra push or the blessing one more god would push Naruto into the realm of gods. Nearby Satyrs nearly had heart attacks at how he was connected to Artemis, the well known man hater.

As if to prove Naruto's statement the fire from the pit in the middle of the area rushed towards him and surronded his body harmlessly, and Naruto felt no pain, only strength as the fire fueled his power. Naruto was still mostly concerned that he was the result of incest at it's finest. Then the letter came into his mind and he remembered that apparently there was more than one way for a goddess to get pregnant.

"All Hail Naruto, son of Hestia goddess of Hearth, Home, and Family. Grandson of Hestia goddess of Hearth, Home, and Family. Great Grandson of Hestia goddess of Hearth, Home, and Family. Great Great Grandson of Hearth, Home, and Family. Fiance of Artemis goddess of Chastity, Childbirth, the Moon, and the Hunt." The whole camp yelled as they all bowed to Naruto in a show of respect of his claiming.

Today was a weird day to be Naruto Uzumaki, and he handled it the best way any person could when they learned such a shocking secret about their family...he fainted.