Knowledge is Power
Main character(s): Kagami Taiga and Generation of Miracles
Rating: T
Warnings: GOM/Kagami, OCs that are mentioned but not named are Kagami's family, and a theoretical family situation for Kagami.
Summary: AU. Kagami is only an angel because of the various mottos his family gives him. GOM/Kagami.
Disclaimer: Uh? The term fanfiction should explain everything.
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Stuff you may want to know before reading:
In my world Taiga Kagami is the youngest of six children. He has four older sisters and one older brother. The closest one to him in age is 26. His older sisters are of the age 39, 32, 29, and 26. Taiga's oldest sister is a housewife with three children, his second oldest sister is a costume designer and married. Taiga's third sister is a famous BL manga artist and is going out with a girl (after numerous refusals from Alex), Taiga's forth sister is a cosplayer and is the fiancé of a college football star. Taiga's only brother is 38 years old and with a pregnant wife. The older brother is considered useless by the Kagami sisters. Since he was young, Taiga was shoved around and tricked by his sister's to do what they want (cooking, dressing up, modeling for comic strips, etc.) cue Taiga's bluntness with crying women (his sisters always tricked him through crocodile tears). Taiga looks like his mother (eyebrows and all) but has his father's personality. His mother is a French chef with restaurants open internationally, she likes making him cry in fear. Taiga's father is a sympathetic man who makes horror movies. Taiga's dad ditched moving in with Taiga to go on a love cruise ship with Taiga's mother. Alex and Tatsuya have met the Kagami family and try to avoid them.
This takes place after Seirin's win against Rakuzen.
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Mama and Taiga bonding time
A small red headed boy stood on a step stool as he helped an equally red haired woman chop some chocolate.
"Remember taiga, that the most important ingredient for cooking is love for the people you are cooking for~" the woman smiled down at the little seven year old.
"Mama, what about if I'm cooking for people I don't like?" Taiga asked as he looked up at his mother.
"Hmm~ then the most important ingredient would be-" the woman bent down to mess with cabinet bellow the kitchen sink before taking out a red bottle, "rat poison~"
Taiga tilted his head in confusion, "rat poison? It's a poison so it's dangerous? That could hurt them, why would I give them that?" he asked as his mother gave him atoner shinning smile.
"Taiga~ don't worry they will survive it! Besides this just gives the food an extra kick when love isn't around~" she hummed as she ruffled the boys hair.
"But-" Taiga was still confused.
"Have I ever been wrong?" his mom asked him.
"No" shaking his head, Taiga answered honestly.
"Then listen to your mama. Rat poison is what now?" she grinned down at him.
"A good thing to serve to people I don't like?" Taiga asked hesitantly.
"Good taiga, now let's put these cookies in the oven" she took out a pair of 'mommy and me' sized oven gloves.
"Yes mama!" Taiga chirped smilingly happily.
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"Remember taiga, that the most important ingredient for cooking is love for the people you are cooking for~"
"What about if I'm cooking for people I don't like?"
"Hmm~ then the most important ingredient would be" takes out a red bottle "rat poison~"
"You need to remember one thing about cooking, coach" Kagami started as he and Riko put the apple pie into the oven.
"Really? What is it? I did everything you did" she asked as she turned around and removed her apron.
"Is it 'no protein'?" Hyūga asked from his seat in the open living room of Kagami's apartment.
"No" Kagami shook his head as he picked up the drink tray.
"Then what is it?" Kiyoshi asked as he continued to play gold fish against Koganei and Mitobi.
"Is 'to cut the lemons when making honey lemons'?" Aomine spoke from his spot on the couch.
"N- Aomine!" Kagami shouted in alarm at the uninvited guest.
"Yo" Aomine waved his unopened drink at Kagami.
"How did you get here?!" Riko looked around quickly for a possible explanation.
"I found the extra key" Aomine said as he watched the baseball game on the TV.
"Sorry" Kuroko spoke from besides Aomine, startling everyone in the room. "I tried to hide the key from him but he found it".
Sighing, Riko placed her hands on her hips "I guess we have no choice but to accommodate him".
"Coach!" Kagami and Hyūga whined.
"I'm right aren't I?" Aomine asked smugly.
"Right about what?" Kagami asked testily.
"About what she needs to remember about cooking, Bakagami" Aomine smirked as he left his spot on the couch.
Counting to ten in his head, Kagami responded: "No you are wrong".
"Really?" Aomine's eyes widen "Satsuki allways forgets to cut them so I thought that would be it".
"Well it's not" Kagami frowned and crossed his arms over his chest, "but the most important thing to remember is love".
"Love?" Aomine snickered only to be elbowed in the side by Kuroko.
Scowling Kagami ignored that comment before looking at Riko, "my mom always says that the most important thing in cooking for those you care for is love".
"Love!" Aomine's laughter got louder and more hysterical, "you are such a sap! What do you do if you are cooking for someone you don't like? Add dislike?" Aomine asked in disbelief as a grin split across his face.
"Of course not!" Kagami defended. "Listen coach-" he turned to face the amused girl "if you are cooking for someone you don't like or care for you cook with rat poison". He nodded at the rest of his flabbergasted guest.
"Rat poison?!" Hyūga shrieked, "Are you trying to kill them?"
Shrugging Kagami scoffed "I'm just repeating what my mom told me to do".
"Your mother lied to you" Kuroko said seriously.
"Hmm, would rat poison improve the flavor?" Riko asked.
"No!" everyone, minus Kagami, yelled.
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A/N:
My head cannon won't leave me alone so this came about. Next chapter, Kagami's sister on fighting.