Kay, so this is obviously extremely short and sort of extremely stupid, but... I found this random page of loose-leaf paper in my backpack, and the writing was literally so faded that I could barely read it. BUT HEY. WHATEVER. I can't remember if this was a possible idea for Remind Me or I Blame My Evil Clone, so I didn't know which one I should post it on as a bonus chapter, and I ended up just making it its own one-shot. So, yeah. En-juh-hoy, I guess!

Can't Tame Me!

"Ugh," I groan, opening my eyes. "I have a huge headac-" I pause. Then I scream at the top of my lungs, "WHICH IDIOT PAINTED MY ROOM THE COLOR OF SQUIDS!?" No one answers. I slowly stand up and examine the room more closely. This isn't my bedroom... Where am I?

Someone enters the room. "Hey. Sky. Sup. How ya doin'?"

I screech. "SQUID!" The squid slaps his tentacle over my mouth as more squids enter the room. One of them is holding a small black box with a red button on top. One of them is carrying a baby squid. Another has a white tray with a single budder ingot on it. I peel the squid's tentacle off my face. "BUDDER!"

The squid rolls his eyes. "Hey. Sky. Here's the deal. Pet the squid gently. Don't touch the budder."

Now it's my turn to roll my eyes. "Are you crazy? No way!" As soon as my fingers make contact with the budder, though, an intense shock zips through my body, and I yelp. The squid eyes me. "Nope!" I shout. "Can't tame me!" I reach for the budder again. Right as I make contact, the squid presses the red button, and another, bigger shock runs through my body. I full-out scream in pain this time. I start to reach for the budder again, but I stop myself. "... You can tame me?" I whisper. The squids smile smugly. I frown. Then I quickly shoot my hand forward and snatch the budder. "PSYCHE! YOU TOTALLY CAN'T TAME ME!" I yell as I start whacking squids with the budder ingot.

The squid with the button sighs and starts speaking into a headset. "Hey. This isn't gonna work. We should just go with Plan B and use the mind control."

I stop smacking the squids. "Mind control?"

Then something hits me on the back of the head, and I black out.