A/N So here it is, the finale. Sniff. Hope you like it. ;) The one shot I've post just before this is called When Plans Go Awry. Have fun.

You know I just had a thought. If Klaine kisses are Klisses, does that mean that Blam kisses are Blisses? It is bliss to think of them together. Mmm. (Maybe I'm behind everyone else on this thought train...)

I never owned glee. Honest.

Epilogue

His eyes fluttered open to a familiar face gazing into his as it lay on the pillow beside him.

"Hey Blaine Warbler. Are you glad to be a boy dolphin again?" Blaine rubbed his eyes and blinked a few times just to make sure he wasn't dreaming still or hallucinating. Why was Brittany in his room? In his bed even?

"Britt? What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in MIT?" He yawned, sitting up and looking at the supposedly genius former cheerleader.

"But I had to make sure everything had gone back to normal." He frowned. Wait. She asked if he liked being a boy dolphin again. Brittany knew? But how?

"How did you know I'd changed Britt? What the hell is going on?" She smiled sweetly and gave him a tight squeeze of a hug before crossing her legs and getting a pack of strawberry laces out of her skirt to chew on. At twenty past seven in the morning.

"Because I changed you." She shrugged. "I felt so bad for leaving Sam and I knew that you had only proposed to Kurt because you couldn't have Sam. This was the only way to get him to realise that you are perfect for each other. Now you can be dolphins forever."

"Wait, what? How? Huh?!" Blaine's brain generally couldn't compute anything before his first cup of coffee in the morning, but this conversation felt like it wasn't making any sense whatsoever. But then it was Brittany after all.

"It's pretty simple maths really." She told him as though she had just said that the sky was blue.

"You...turned me into a girl."

"Yeah. Well you wished for it. Wishes can come true you know." Blaine was as confused as ever. He had no idea what Brittany was saying at all. Or how she had done it. He wasn't even sure he wanted to know. Perhaps it was better not knowing. Going to his standard response when he didn't know what else to say he smiled weakly at her. "Thank you?"

"Your welcome Blaine Warbler. So, Sam is really good in bed, isn't he?" The girl flopped down next to him again, offering him a strawberry lace. He felt like he was going to need one. So he took one and thanked the girl.

"Hmm." He replied around chewing the sweet, a satisfied smirk growing on his face. Sam was indeed very good in bed...

After the day before Blaine felt he had come back to reality. Brittany had asked him not to reveal anything to Sam. He needed to think that this love 'had grown out of magic' she claimed. Strangely enough Blaine actually thought he understood what she meant by that. So he was going to keep quiet. Besides he wasn't sure who would believe him anyway. He wasn't sure he believed him. Britt had made no sense, as usual. He hadn't really gotten any answers out of her but he wasn't pushing all that hard. Probably because his brain had felt completely one hundred per cent scrambled.

Blaine stood at his locker, wondering why he had even opened it. He had finished all his finals, all he had left to do was go to nationals with his fellow glee clubbers and then graduate. He pondered how his two years at McKinley had changed him dramatically. He had grown up, matured, gone through his first love and first heartbreak, survived a shooting and his first hag. He had even learnt what being a girl was like. How different life was as a girl. As he began to close his locker, he saw out of the corner of his eye Sam rushing down the corridor, a worried expression on his face.

"Oh my God Blaine." Sam enveloped him into his arms and before Blaine could say anything Sam kissed him deeply and he melted into the blondes arms. It was the most intense kiss Blaine had ever had. Like nothing he had ever experienced before. Sparks felt like they were shooting up and down his spine, leaving his whole body tingling. "Are you ok?"

"Um, after that kiss. Most definitely. Why?" Blaine chuckled lowly, blushing as he realised that the corridors of McKinley High had stopped and gone strangely quiet as they took in the new couple.

"Because I totally remembered that you're like engaged to Kurt and we, like, totally did it." Blaine crumpled up into giggles at Sam's remarks. God he loved him so much.

"It's ok Sam, Kurt and I are no longer engaged. Apparently we called it off. Before we got together." Blaine, now beaming widely at the fact that Sam didn't seem to mind kissing him in front of what was possibly the entire school, slipped his hand into his new boyfriends and tugged him towards glee, slamming his locker shut in the process. That chapter of his life had ended. This was a new one. One he couldn't wait to live.

"You know, I never realised quite how hot you were as a guy B. of course you were still hotter as a girl though." Blaine whacked him playfully on the arm, seeing the cheeky grin on his boyfriends face as they walked hand in hand towards their future.