[7:31 AM] Amy: I'm still coming over before school right?

[7:31 AM] Amy: You're never gonna believe what just happened…

[7:31 AM] Amy: Lauren's threatening to tell my mom I'm gay.

[7:33 AM] Karma: ! what? but she knows you're not?

[7:33 AM] Amy: That's what I said!

[7:33 AM] Karma: that little bitch. why does she hate you so much?

[7:34 AM] Amy: I don't know. I'm walking to your house right now.

[7:37 AM] Karma: :( I'm sorry Amy. I'm gonna give you a big hug when you get here.

[7:37 AM] Amy: Careful, then she'll have evidence of how gay I am.

[7:37 AM] Karma: worth it

[7:38 AM] Amy: Probably.

[9:53 AM] Amy: Still can't believe you told your parents.

[9:54 AM] Karma: i just get so sick of hearing about zen all the time. zen this, zen that. it's like i exist too, you know. and i'm actually here.

[9:54 AM] Amy: I know. I'm sorry. I know you have issues with that..

[9:55 AM] Karma: i just really need this amy. like i get your mom has her issues but at least she loves you.

[9:55 AM] Amy: Your parents love you Karma.

[9:57 AM] Karma: it never seems like it. it always feels like i have to earn their approval and i'm just so sick of it. being gay is finally making me interesting to them.

[9:57 AM] Amy: Karma, stop :( I love you, okay? Even if your parents are completely checked out, you'll always have me, and I'll always love you no matter what.

[9:59 AM] Karma: are you trying to make me tear up in my second period? I don't deserve you.

[10:00 AM] Amy: Yes you do, idiot. You don't give yourself enough credit. You're pretty great. I wouldn't have stuck around for ten years if you weren't.

[10:04 AM] Karma: I'm so lucky you're my best friend. I love you.

[10:07 AM] Amy: Love you more :)

[10:10 AM] Karma: hey I gotta go to the art room ;) wish me luck.

[10:10 AM] Amy: Wait, why would you need luck to go to the art room?

[10:33 AM] Amy: ?

[11:12 AM] Amy: Can you come over after school today? I need help moving to my new bedroom. Ugh.

[11:19 AM] Karma: of course my love. sorry I didn't text back I was busy. tell you about it later ;)

[6:30 PM] Amy: Sorry my mom made you go home? Not really sure why she didn't invite you to stay for dinner.

[6:32 PM] Karma: yeah it's almost like she can sense the gay.

[6:35 PM] Amy: You're taking this fake couple thing wayyyy too seriously.

[6:36 PM] Karma: why do you get so defensive about this? every time i make a joke about it you're acting like i'm coming onto you.

[6:36 PM] Amy: No I'm not?

[6:37 PM] Karma: yes you are.. Amy relax. don't worry, it's fake. i'm not trying to trick you into being in a relationship with me.

[6:37 PM] Amy: So like.. you're straight?

[6:38 PM] Karma: ? what?

[6:38 PM] Amy: nvm

[6:41 PM] Karma: oh my god. well, I definitely like guys, so? jeez why is this making you so uncomfortable? I won't kiss you anymore if you don't want me to.

[6:42 PM] Amy: No it's fine it's just kind of weird.

[6:42 PM] Karma: it really isn't though. you're making it weird.

[6:53 PM] Amy: You really don't think kissing your best friend of ten years is weird? Really?

[6:55 PM] Karma: no I really don't actually. idk, it's not like I like it like it, it's just nice. you're probably gonna think that sounds creepy but it's true. I just feel closer to you when I do idk? like it's nice we can share something like that and not make it weird.

[6:56 PM] Karma: well, at least I thought it wouldn't make it weird.

[7:01 PM] Amy: I'm sorry. I get what you're saying.

[7:05 PM] Karma: I'm not gonna try to date you for real Amy. or have sex with you or anything like that. so don't worry. can you just stop trying to make me feel guilty for this? I promise you, you're just my best friend.

[7:06 PM] Amy: Yeah..

[7:13 PM] Karma: I had a dream about Liam last night.

[7:13 PM] Amy: Oh. Cool.

[7:15 PM] Karma: I really like him. I think we could have sex soon. like, soon soon.

[7:37 PM] Amy: Nice.

[7:38 PM] Karma: you're in a mood today.

[7:38 PM] Karma: you were in a mood yesterday too.

[7:39 PM] Karma: you don't get your period for another two weeks, what gives?

[7:41 PM] Amy: I told you to stop keeping track of my menstrual cycle you freak.

[7:43 PM] Karma: hey, I do that for safety reasons. you have anger issues how it is…

[7:44 PM] Amy: God, what is your fucking problem today?

[7:44 PM] Karma: it was just a joke! bb something's wrong :( tell your best friend karma.

[7:47 PM] Amy: Nothing's wrong I'm just super irritated with how everything in my life is going lately.

[7:48 PM] Karma: I wish I could have stayed the night.

[7:51 PM] Amy: Me too.

[8:32 PM] Karma: I'm sorry you have to move rooms. I hate lauren, I really do. she's making your life hell for no reason. why couldn't i be your sister instead?

[8:35 PM] Amy: That's kind of weird, considering we're "dating" and all.

[8:36 PM] Karma: what, you already said it was like kissing your sister..

[8:54 PM] Amy: I may have lied a little bit.

[8:55 PM] Karma: KNEW IT! HAH

[9:04 PM] Karma: just because you don't hate kissing me doesn't make you gay ya big homophobe. great, I'm glad I can keep kissing you because it would seem a little suspicious if hester's cutest couple never kissed..

[9:05 PM] Amy: Yeah, I guess it would.

[9:07 PM] Amy: Okay, you can kiss me. I'll allow it.

[9:12 PM] Karma: oh wow thank u so much queen raudenfeld

[9:12 PM] Amy: Don't push it.

[9:14 PM] Karma: I won't ;) I loooovee youuuuu. I'm so mad at how crappy your life is right now. I wish I could make everything better. I love you too much for you to be sad :(

[9:15 PM] Amy: Well, thanks Karms. That's sweet. I love you too.

[9:18 PM] Karma: I know I know. still upset I couldn't stay the night :( I just wanted to cuddle up and watch something on netflix until we fell asleep. I always sleep so crappy without you.

[9:28 PM] Amy: Really? I didn't know that.

[9:29 PM] Karma: idk I thought it would be weird but yeah I always get way less sleep when I'm not next to you.

[9:34 PM] Amy: I was being sarcastic, of course I knew that. And I feel honored I can help you sleep better :)

[9:35 PM] Karma: ayyy good to see you smile! even if it is an emoticon ;)

[9:47 PM] Amy: Yeah yeah yeah. I'm gonna sleep. It's been a long day. Night. Love you.

[9:48 PM] Karma: Love you mooooore

[9:12 AM] Amy: So I talked to Shane. He's agreeing to be my "date" to homecoming. Well, at least at my house.

[9:13 AM] Karma: okay good. your mother shouldn't suspect anything. wait, you told him to butch it up though right?

[9:13 AM] Amy: Duh.

[9:14 AM] Karma: just checking. can't wait for tonight! hester's first lesbian homecoming queens ;) we're legends.

[9:15 AM] Amy: You're lucky I love you so much. I hate homecoming.

[9:18 AM] Karma: yeah but you hate everything.

[9:19 AM] Amy: You know me so well

[8:30 PM] Amy: Fuck Karma call me

[8:33 PM] Amy: Answer your phone!

[8:37 PM] Amy: It's important!

[8:38 PM] Karma: oh crap sorry, calling you right now.

[12:23 AM] Amy: Sorry you couldn't stay the night at my house again…

[12:23 AM] Amy: We might not be able to have sleepovers for a while…

[12:25 AM] Karma: I still can't believe you did that. I'm so proud of you for standing up for yourself. just wow. my girlfriend is aamaaazzingggg.

[12:26 AM] Amy: I know this sounds dumb, but I'm proud of you for not sleeping with liam. Honestly, I never really understood the whole stigma around "first times" but you want yours to be special and you stuck to it. That's really great Karms.

[12:26 AM] Karma: aawwwww. I love you. see, you act like you hate everything but you loove me ;) you make me feel so special.

[12:27 AM] Amy: I do?

[12:27 AM] Karma: yeah, nobody loves me like you do.

[12:27 AM] Amy: Karma..

[12:28 AM] Karma: yeah?

[12:30 AM] Amy: why are you trying to make liam fall in love with you…

[12:31 AM] Karma: because, like you just said, i want my first time to be special.

[12:31 AM] Amy: why does it have to be with liam?

[12:32 AM] Karma: i don't know, who doesn't want to date the hottest guy in school?

[12:32 AM] Amy: He's just such a douchebag. He only wanted to sleep with you because you're a lesbian.

[12:33 AM] Karma: well yeah, for now. but i'm gonna make him fall in love with me. i'm not sure what's so hard to get about this concept.

[12:34 AM] Amy: I gotta go. My mom just said she wants to talk. This is gonna be a really long night. I'm probably gonna get my phone taken away for the weekend so I'll see you monday?

[12:34 AM] Karma: nooo :( I can't handle the amy withdrawals. byee I LOVE YOUUU

[12:35 AM] Amy: I love you too. Really, I do.

[12:35 AM] Karma: I know