"Arrrggghh!" Goth yelled as he threw the empty cookie box. "Their all gone!" He yelled. Throbb growled in anger. "There should have been two left over!"

The night before, the box was filled with oreo's. Although they were mean to use in an ice cream dessert thingy, everyone had secretly been stealing some. Now, it looks like their all gone.

Goth stomped on the empty box until it was flatten. "Who ate the last two?!" He demanded.

"There's twenty-something people living in this house, Goth! Anyone could have eaten them!" Throbb knew that wasn't the right amount of people, but he was too angry to count everyone properly.

Speaking of everyone, the two Vampyrums realized they were alone in the kitchen. Brutus was in the hospital (broken leg, caused by some dumb accident), Frieda was with him, Ariel was at work, Mercury had brought Chinook, Breeze and Todd to the dentist, and everyone else wasn't home. Except for Shade and Bathsheba.

Neither bats said anything as they thought of this two suspects. Shade loved oreo's and Bathsheba will eat anything sweet and delicious. Without thinking, the to Vampyrums ran out of the kitchen and ran.

They searched for Shade and Bathsheba…Which was hard to do!

They searched downstairs..Empty.

Upstairs?..Empty

They even looked in the attic and basement..Completely empty. If the house wasn't so big with all of its rooms and large hight, Goth would have smashed it like he did with the cookie box.

"This is getting us nowhere.." Said Throbb.

"Now you notice?" Goth asked, frowning at the shorter Vampyrum.

Throbb only shrugged. "What? We live in a big house, they could be anywhere." He said.

Just then, the door to the bathroom opened and Throbb almost screamed in fear. The house was very large…And very old….Sometimes he wondered if there were ghosts in it..

But no, the only ghost that appeared was Bathsheba, with her white hair pulled back in a wet but tight ponytail and a towel wrapped around her.

"YOU!" Goth and Throbb yelled. Goth pinned the old female to the wall.

"Hay-!" Bathsheba wheezed. Her eyes widen from the shock of being pinned.

"What were you doing in the bathroom?!" Bellowed Goth.

Bathsheba frowned at him. Did he seriously just ask her that? "Taking a bath, what do ya think?"

"With cookies?!" Goth roared.

"No!" Bathsheba couldn't believe Goth had just said that. "We don't even have enough to fill a bowl!"

"Because you ate them all!"

"No I didn't! And I didn't bathe in them Either!"

Goth turned to Throbb. "Smell her!"

Throbb sniffed. But didn't smell any cookies in the old bat's hair. "Just shampoo and conditioner."

"Cookie scented?"

"No, just strawberry."

Goth got mad again. "Oh! So you put strawberries in your hair?!"

By now, Bathsheba didn't look scared anymore. Just angry and annoyed at the two. "You realize you both sound like stupid newborns right now, right? Why would any living person bathe in a tub full of cookies or strawberries or any kind of food?"

"Uuhh…Cause they love food?" Asked Throbb stupidly. "Throbb!" Goth yelled.

At that moment, Shade popped out of his bedroom. He had been reading a comic book and had just finished it. He looked surprise to see Goth and Throbb holding Bathsheba to the wall. "What's going on here?" He asked.

Goth only glanced at the smaller bat. "Bathsheba ate all the cookies and took a bath in them with strawberries." He answered.

"No I didn't!" Said Bathsheba, rolling her eyes.

Shade raised an eyebrow. "I thought I ate the last one this morning." He said. Big mistake.

"YOU ATE IT?!" Goth and Throbb suddenly shrieked in unison. They looked at Shade and Bathsheba with crazy looks. Shade had just admitted to eating their cookies, but Bathsheba was also a cookie eater too.

Despite Shade's admission, the two giant bats began to charge at them. "We'r going to kill you both!" Yelled Goth.

"RUN!" Shade screamed as he and Bathsheba ran down the stairs. They ran until they found a bathroom (no not the one Bathsheba was previously in) and slammed the door. Locking it when they closed it.

"That was close." Said Bathsheba as she leaned on the door.

Shade just tried to catch his breath. But then noticed something. "Uhh..Bathsheba?..Your towel fell." He said.

Bathsheba looked down. Her towel was gone, probably left outside on the stairs somewhere. At least her fur was dry. "Doesn't matter." She said, looking back at Shade. "We don't wear clothes anyway."

"Open the door!" Goth yelled, interrupting the two.

"We will break the door down if you don't!" Throbb bellowed.

Shade and Bathsheba looked at each other. They have to think of something, otherwise they're as good as dead!-Or Goth and Throbb's next dessert! And idea quickly formed in Shade's mind. It was crazy, and a little stupid, but maybe it will work.

He hoped it will.

"What's the password?" He asked. He tried to keep his voice as calm as possible.

Bathsheba gave him a look, but quickly understood what he was doing.

Now it was Goth and Throbb's turn to be confused. Password? They needed a password to go to the bathroom?

"Uhh…Number 2?" Asked Goth

"No!" Shade and bathsheba both said.

"Pee?" Asked Throbb.

"No!" Said Shade.

"Vomit?" Asked Goth.

"Nothing bathroom related!" Bathsheba quickly said. This was getting disgusting.

Not bathroom related? How can there be a password for the bathroom when it has nothing to do with the bathroom at all?….Maybe its a secret password?

"Banana?"

"No."

"Sandwich?"

"No."

"Garden?"

"No."

"Superman?"

"No."

"Taco? Burrito? Applesauce? Sharks?"

"No, no, no and no."

Goth and Throbb went silent, trying to think of more possible passwords. Shade ad Bathsheba took this opportunity to whisper to each other.

"How much longer are we going to keep this up?" Bathsheba whispered.

"Until they give up and leave us alone." Shade whispered back.

"You realize that might take all day, right?" She wasn't annoyed, but she obviously wasn't happy with the idea of spending the rest of the day inside the bathroom.

"I know." Shade felt a lump growing in his throat. This might take longer than he thought.

Meanwhile, Goth and Throbb were trying to figure out their next try. "It's not a bathroom word, and it doesn't seem to have anything to do with food." Throbb thought.

Goth smiled deviously. Thinking of a way that might make the two bats come out. "Lets try pushing their buttons a bit. Maybe the password has something to do with Shade or Bathsheba." He said.

Throb grinned. He just thought of a good one.

"Is it this? Shade is a sexy lawbreaker!" He asked.

"What?!" Shade gasped, blushing and shocked from the sudden question.

Goth bated his eyes. That wasn't what he meant!

"Shade is a sexy lawbreaker?" Throbb asked again, this time laughing.

Shade's mouth hung open. Where the heck did Throbb get that from? "No! That's not it either!"

"Why would that be the password anyway? That doesn't make any sense." Said Bathsheba. That gave Throbb an idea.

"Oh! So it's Bathsheba is a sexy traitor!"

Goth burst out laughing. "That is the best!"

Uh oh…

Shade nervously glanced over at Bathsheba. He knew what was coming. A low growl formed in the elder's throat, and her expression turned dark and dangerous. She suddenly reached over and grabbed an electric razor and turned it on.

"Don't..Call..Me..THAT!" She suddenly opened the bathroom door and chased Goth and Throbb around the hall with the razor.

"MAMACITA!" Goth screamed.

"ZOTZ HELP! SHE'S GONNA KILL US!"

Shade could do nothing but close the door and lock it and hide in the bathtub. Hoping that Bathsheba won't turn the razor on him.

"So she shaved off your fur and hair." Said Brutus, looking annoyed at the two furies and hairless vampyrums.

Goth and Throbb were basically a pair of pink. hairless bats! And neither of them looked happy at all.

"Yes.." Throbb answered. His eyes to the floor.

"Because you called her a sexy traitor?"

"Not the best idea, huh?" Goth asked sarcastically.

Brutus wasn't amused. He scowled at the giant bat. "Considering you did it all for the sake of an empty box of cookies, no it wasn't." He said, crossing his arms.

Goth and Throbb didn't even try with the innocent card. They already knew they were in deep guano.

"So…Whats out punishment?"

"No TV for two weeks. And that includes video games." Harsh, but probably fair. Two weeks is better that a month.

"Will Bathsheba be punished too?"

"Yes. She no longer can handle that electric razor or any electric razor." Brutus then raised an eyebrow. "Why in the name of phoenix do we even have that thing?"

Meanwhile, Bathsheba and Scirocco were talking in the kitchen. "I can't believe you actually shaved all their fur off."

"I'm just glad they didn't kill me afterwards." Bathsheba then thought of something. "But I should probably lock my bedroom door tonight..And my window." She added. If Goth and Throbb didn't kill her now, they might later. She just gave them the perfect motive after all.

"By the way, you both are really bad at making up passwords." Brutus suddenly said to both Shade and to Bathsheba. "You couldn't even choose one for the bathroom!"

"That was the point!" Said Shade.

"Well, it stank. That's why I made the password for the internet."

"Oh! So you're the one who made our wifi password 'PimplePopperNosePickerBoogerEaterButtSniffer5000'?"

Everyone looked at Shade and Brutus with stunned and dumbfound looks. "That's our password?" Asked Throbb in shock.

"It's been the password for about a year." Answered Brutus.

Goth and Throbb looked at each other. Then back at Brutus. "Ok, why is it our password?" Goth asked.

Brutus rolled his eyes. Can't these stupid bats see why? "Because if our wifi password is extremely difficult, then no one can steel our internet! Duh!"

"But it implies that we sniff butts and eat boogers!"

"So? I've seen you pop your pimples before, Law Breaker! And I've seen Scirocco pick his nose once!"

"I was scratching!"

As Brutus began to argue with Shade, Bathsheba and Scirocco, Throbb nudged Goth. "Hey Goth! I think I know the password to the bathroom now!" He said excitedly.

Goth groaned in annoyance. "I really don't care anymore, Throbb."

A/N: Sorry for the very late update! I know I haven't been paying much attention to this account, but I'm trying! I know chapters are coming slowly but I'm trying guys! XD And incase you're a little confused about 'we don't wear clothes anyway', in this chapter the characters look exactly as they are in the TV show (well, in most chapters they do too!) so just imagine the characters in Silverwing walking around in a house…Yeah, that's how it is. XD

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