This song is a parody of one of my favorite Weird Al songs "Like a Surgeon", with is already a parody of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna. If you're familiar with both songs, it will be pretty obvious a drew must, if not all, of my inspiration for this piece from the Weird Al parody than the original. But, I figured I ought to credit them both just in case Madonna sues me. Super Smash Bros. 3DS is coming out soon, so the last thing I need right now is some washed up pop star's lawyers smacking my buns with a Cease and Desist. Anywho, now that I got the all the legal stuff out of the way, let's get on with the show!

I finally made it through mage school.

Some how I made it through

Oh sure maybe I received a suspension or two

Always late

An ingrate

May have killed some of my classmates

But now I'm certified

Now I'm certified

To start causing you pain

Like a Dark Mage

Cursing for the very first time

Like a Dark Mage

It's just murder, it's not a crime

Better give me all your dark tomes

I've got some spells to cast

Don't worry, I'll make sure that your death is fast.

Couldn't wield

Ax or swords

Using bows

Made my thumbs too sore

So it would seem to be

It would seem to be

Magic's all I'm good for

Like a Dark Mage

Cursing for the very first time

Like a Dark Mage

I can turn your brain into slime

Woe woe woe

Woe woe woe

Woe woe woe

Got straight C's

A few D's

Learned basics of fortune charming

And now I get to join

Now I get to join

The Plegian army

Like a Dark Mage

Cursing for the very first time

Like a Dark Mage

Have a spell that disintegrates your spine

Like a Dark Mage

Ooh like a Dark Mage

I'm gonna make you die

With my Ruin

And my Arcwind

And my Goetia

Oh, oh, oh, oh, woe,oh

Ooh baby, baby, yeah

I can see your heart beat

For the very last time.

Oh that Henry. He's such a gifted Dark Mage. But when it comes to proving his skills with test and quizzes, he just falls short. He just learns more from doing I guess. Anyways, I'll just wrap this up. Hope you enjoyed yet another Fire Emblem parody song. Hope you didn't find it a complete waste of time. But if you wanna waste even more time, why not write me a review and drop it my way? After all, your constructive criticism is this Sableye's gem and butter. So anyways, until next time folks!