*I don't own Jane and the Dragon or its characters

In front of a roaring fire, kneeling on my knees, I plead "Please Jane don't!"

"It's too late, it will only hurt for a second"

"No!"

"Gunther I haven't even touched you yet"

"It's going to hurt!"

"Just stay still"

"Ouch!"

"There, now explain to me how you got stung by a porcupine?"

"I only wanted to touch it"

"Stupid! That's exactly what you're not supposed to do. I thought I sent you to chop firewood."

"I don't know! I saw it and hoped it was friendly"

"What am I going to do with you?"

"Are you going to kiss me to make the pain go away?"

"In you're dreams. Let's go, we have chores to do"

Rubbing her belly, I teased "All this sarcasm isn't good for the baby"

"Leave me alone and go chop fire wood"

"If I beg will you give me a kiss?"

With a peck on the lips, she replied "Happy now?"

"Nope, I think I need another"

With a deeper sweeter kiss, I felt the stinging pain vanish "You're kisses were always healing"

"What a silly husband I have, trying to distract me"

"Let's work later"

"I have cooking to do"

"If I beg, will you spoil me?"

"You're already spoiled enough"

"Come on"

"I'll see you later"

"Don't worry, I'll try again later"

The end