Evicted!
With Fionna and Cake

A/N: Thanks again for all the reviews, and favorites, and follows! Just wanted to ask again, do you guys think I should make this and my future fics T instead of K+? The part in the last chapter where Fionna was imagining Marshall (finally remembered the two Ls, I'll go back to fix the last three chapters don't worry) got a bit iffy, oh and,

Marshall: "OK ok we get it, you appreciate all your fans and the stuff they do. We get it. Covers my ears by the way this and the future fics should be T, I get to have more fun that way."

Me: Marshall, dude stop it your hands are all cold.

Marshall: Whatever, anyway little miss author here decided that to thank you guys this chapter will be written in my point of view. So keep all the faves, follows, and reviews coming, because I have a feeling you'll like this chapter.

Me: shoves Marshall out of the way OK now on to the show!

"Honestly, I had fun messing with Bunny yesterday. OK, yea I know her name's Fionna. But I think Bunny suits her better. Isn't Fionna a name you'd give a girl wearing fish hat. But that's beside the point. Yea I know I've been stalking her, but hey I like messing with her. It's been a long time since I've been able to be around humans. I kinda like the feeling of being around her. Yes yes I'm talking to myself again. But what else is a vampire supposed to do when we wants a little company. So Bunny and her pussy, pfft ha pussy. Any way they've been cleaning up this old cave. So I think I'll play a little trick on them."

I crept into the cave, which wasn't have since I could just float over Bunny and her, OK that's getting old I'll just call her Cat. I kept having to dodge some stalactites though. I floated into the back of the cave until I got to the back.

"Perfect." I said to myself. "I can just mark it under here. I lifted up a rock and used my powers to carve the same M I put in the tree house under the rock. "No, I didn't put the M in the tree house there the night before, that one actually was there from when I used to live there. I just think it'll be fun for those two to think that this is my cave." I slowly lowered the rock back over the newly carved M, and floated back out the cave.

"Ha ha, I can't wait to see the looks on their faces." That time I said it out loud. I was far enough away that I'm sure they can't hear me. "Oh, the sun's coming up." I said.

I then quickly flew around trying to find someplace I could sleep of the day without getting disturbed or burnt to a heaping pile of Marshall ash. I settled for the top of a nearby tree. Well not actual top, but the highest branches. I found a branch strong enough to hold my weight and went invisible after curling up like a big cat sleeping in a tree. After that I just had to sleep the sun away.

When I woke up I flew over to the cave to check on the two. I guess I slept in having followed the two all day yesterday so I was behind a bit. When I got there the two had finished making their cute little hut and had a bunch of people over for a party. A bunch of dancing bugs were dancing around Cat, who was playing her dulcimer. Mrs. Cupcake was there, and Treetrunks. A few jellyfish were thrown into the mix to. The adventuring duo had managed to build a wall in the mouth of the cave, and it even had a little door. They had strung lanterns all over the ceiling. And a little fire added to the light the lanterns brought, as well some heat.

"Nice Cake, we did it!" Bunny cheered happily. I almost didn't want to spoil her fun, almost.

"Mmm hm. You bet babycakes." The feline replied, obviously to wrapped up in her music to make a full conversation. I could relate. Playing my guitar, I can get lost in the beats and rhythms. That's when I decided to make my move.

I slowly opened the door careful not to make a sound. I quietly planted my feet on the ground and started dancing over to Bunny.

"Hey Bunny, sick party you've got goin' on." I said as I casually danced up to her.

Her reaction though, hilarious. At first she looked like she was going to faint, her expressions are clearly written in bold all over her face. She was like 'Oh my glob, it's Marshall Lee. Stay cool Fionna just act natural.' But then she must have remembered that I took her house and then her face said 'Wait it's this guy. He's still crazy adorable, but he stole our house.' I could have rolled over laughing but I decided I'd better stay in character. Cake's reaction, not as rich.

"He's back! That nasty no good demon!" She shouted at me.

I just shrugged it off, I'd heard it all before. Hearing stuff like that for several hundred years kinda wears down the meaning.

"W-what are you doing here?" Bunny asked me.

She looked adorable, not in the mushy, feely kind of way. More like I just loved the way she reacted. Totally not in any sort of mushy, feely way, not that way what so ever.

"Oh I just wanted to show ya sometin'," I said casually dancing towards the back of the cave. "This cave belongs to me!" I exclaimed using my powers to lift up the rock coving the M I'd made last night. "But seriously, thanks for fixin' the pad up. I love what you did with the lanterns." I said as I danced back over to Bunny and placed my arm on her shoulder.

"What?" The blonde exclaimed with the best expression on her face.

She shoved my arm off her shoulder. I tried to look hurt. But that didn't stop her. I think I snapped something, but I think I'll see how far I can take this.

"Y-you can't take our home twice!" She yelled in my face.

"OH," I said reaching behind me to pull out my axe, which I turned into an electric guitar. "yes I can!" I sang out loud strumming the strings letting the chord rip though the cave. Now floating in circles above Bunny and Cat's heads.

I'd cast a spell on it years ago that let it play loudly without an amp which's pretty sweet no need to carry that thing around! I'd also, occasionally, get tangled in it. But that's no big deal.

"Grrrr," Bunny started growling. "That's it! It's time someone showed you that you can't just take other people's stuff!" She exclaimed

"Fionna!" Cake said grasping her arm holding her back. "Honey, I want to kick his butt too, but he'll suck your blood remember!"

I snickered at that in my head. Sure I was a violent guy, but I was pretty sure Bunny's the last human. I've never met another before. I wouldn't want to kill off an entire species. I'm evil sure, but that's more my mom's level of evil, not mine.

"But Cake," she whined, "he's stealing out home again!"

"Sugar we're home as long as we're together. The song remember!" Cat started to plead with Bunny to change her mind.

"Fine," she muttered under her breath, she then looked up at me and put her hands on her hips. I was still floating around above them. "Alright Marshall Lee, I'm going to let you keep this cave. But only because Cake is my home. And she's way better than anything else you could have."

I then swooped down till I was floating at her head level in between her and Cat just inches away from her face. I just got such a rush from getting these emotions out of her. I don't know why but hey, if it makes ya happy, do it.

"Oh, well is that so Bunny?"

Bright pink started to freckle her checks. That got a smirk out of me. Well OK it's not that hard to do.

"U-u-uh yea. She is. She's my sister, and my best friend. She's better than the tree house, and this cave, and," Bunny said trying to find something else that was better than her little Cat. "and you all combined!" She claimed triumphantly.

Now that last one hurt a little, I don't know why but it did. That's when I made a devious little plan. I let go of my guitar letting it hang around my neck by the straps.

"Is that so, well maybe I'll just take her too then." I said as a grabbed Cat up off the ground and floated up higher out of Bunny's reach.

"Hey!" She exclaimed trying to jump to grab Cat, but every time she did I just floated higher.

"Maybe I'll bite her, drink the red from her blood, turn her into a vampire too. Then she can be my little toy forever!" I think I'm getting into this a bit too much. Oh whatever, I'm having fun that's all that matters.

OK now I know I went too far. Bunny was in tears. There weren't that many. She was probably holding them in from what I knew about her at the time she didn't like to weakness, and to her crying was probably associated with weakness. But the tears were definitely there. Being a vampire probably helped to notice them too. Now I feel sorry for her. What is this, Marshall Lee the Vampire King doesn't deal with mushy, feely stuff. But I did find that I did care about if I made Bunny cry. I wanted to help but the next thing I knew Bunny just slapped me in the cheek.

"Ow! My cheek meat!" I exclaimed. "Hey, that hurt." I said feeling hurt. Hey I may be a vampire, but she did slap me pretty hard.

Bunny raised her hand ready to slap me again. "Drop Cake or I'll slap you again."

"Oh yea?" I challenged. "Ow!"

Yep she did in fact slap me again. So I dropped Cat, who then ran off away from me. Bunny rushed over to her newly freed friend and embraced her. Yay, more mushy feely stuff. I then floated over to where to two now sat on the cave floor. Bunny protectively shielded Cat, but I wasn't going to hurt her again if it meant Bunny crying again. I didn't want to do that to her. Dang this human's going to make me go soft isn't she.

"Hm, you know Bunny, you're alright. You've got spunk, I admire that."

Again, she reacted in a way I just adore. Her cheeks freckled with bright pink and her voice started to stutter. I just love getting that reaction out of her.

"O-oh, um OK. So, uh, does this mean that we can have the tree house back?" She asked me. And very nervously to.

Now don't kill me again. But I'm just gonna say it. OK, Bunny looked really cute like that. All blushy and stutery. OK Ok stop, that's enough of that for a year or two.

"Sure why not. As a gift from me."

I did something, I certainly didn't plan on it, it just felt like a nice time to do it and, well it was instinct. I kissed her. No, not on the lips. That would have just been awkward. Just a quick peck on the cheek, but I could just tell. This stuff was new to her. Her face was an open book, if you knew how to read it. The way her face got exceptionally red from just the quick peck told me that this was probably the first time anyone had ever done that to her. That made me smile a bit. But only on the inside. The outside just smirked at her and flew off leaving her sitting on the cave floor, just as shocked as the cat sitting in her lap.

A/N: Yay! I finished this! Wow that one went quick. Thanks so much for all the love this fic gets and I hope new ones get just as much, if not more! No goal to tell you seince this is the final chapter! But I will let you guys vote on the next fic I'll genderbend, do you guys want Marceline's Closet, or Memory of a Memory? (I'm leaning more towards Marcy's closet but if you guys want Memory more then I'll do that first.) I'm going to wait until I get 5 votes to write the next fic. You can vote by sending me a PM, or if you can't writing a review (please write a review anyway, I like to know what you guys like!). See ya later (which is hopefully soon)!