"I can't believe the nerve of that purple-haired hypocrite…"

"Ah, Asuka…?"

Further talk was postponed as the redhead greedily took Shinji's manhood into her mouth. Shinji's eyes bugged out and almost rolled back in his head.

"O-Oh….oh wow…"

The fit, beautiful redhead was on her knees before Shinji, completely naked. Shinji was likewise nude, his lean frame seated on the edge of the bed.

Asuka, on a whim, wiggled her derriere for Shinji's viewing pleasure. The round, firm cheeks jiggled a little as she took more of his meat into her mouth.

Shinji decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth, so to speak, and placed one hand on her head, smiling softly. Asuka's own blue eyes rose to meet his, and she actually pushed even more of his shaft down her throat. She winked at him, deriving a smug sense of satisfaction from the shocked look on his face.

You're welcome, baka…and you're all *mine*…

Asuka pulled back until only the head was in her mouth, and let her tongue circle the head, making the most obscene slurping noises. Shinji grunted and actually bucked his hips on impulse. Asuka's muffled squeak was cut off as the head shoved itself back down her throat. Shinji's hand tightened its grip on her head as he finally came right down Asuka's throat. Stars danced in his vision briefly as his seed erupted from his shaft, pouring down the redhead's gullet for almost a minute.

Finally, Shinji's pulled back, and leaned back on the bed, still hard. He panted.

"Ah…that was good…AH!"

He let out an awkward squawk of dismay as Asuka pounced on him.

"A-Asuka, wha-?"

She cut him off with a glare.

"Careful, stupid. You almost drowned me!"

Shinji blushed.

"That's one of the nicest things you've ever said to me…"

Asuka blinked, and lightly swatted him.

"Oh shut it…anyway, it's my turn now…"

Shinji blinked in confusion.

"What do you mean?"

Asuka clambered off her lover, and leaned back on the bed, spreading her legs easily.

"How much do you know about eating pussy, Shinji?"

Shinji stared. Asuka lay on her back, long, lissome legs spread, two fingers reaching down to spread her labia wide...

"Well, now is an excellent time to learn, Shinji—"

BANG.

Asuka snorted and sat up in class.

"What the…"

The wizened teacher was staring at her, still holding the ruler he'd used to whack the desk in order to wake her up.

"Mrs. Soryu, please try to pay attention to the lecture. You may need this knowledge in the future."

Asuka turned purple with fury.

Shorter than the last chapter, but I felt the ending was funny. Read and Review!