Author's Note -Just a random idea that sprung into my head while yawning my way through the sixth rendition of that annoying song, so this fic was born.
"Each day when the sun rises, I hurry from my sleep,
I can't wait to greet you with my song..."
The unwanted voice stirred a reluctant Logan from sleep. He had been reluctant to come to the Power Rangers' aid anyway - really, it was impossible to fight alongside anyone who dressed that brightly and retain any kind of self-respect - but the singing was rapidly becoming the final straw.
"You are every kind of flower, every animal I meet,
You are nature full of grace and majesty."
Logan groaned and gave up on the idea of sleep. A glance at the horizon confirmed the time as dawn, far too early to be singing such a ridiculous song. Something about the floating island seemed to carry her voice annoyingly well, and he got up in the hope of finding somewhere quieter.
"From your skies the show gently falls to the earth,
From your trees the birds nest and play."
Logan winced as the voice hit a particularly high - and, in his opinion, tuneless - note, and headed to where he could see the Wild Force Rangers gathered. "What's this bullshit?"
By this time the Rangers were already used to Logan's version of politeness. It was Alyssa who replied, the White Ranger looking up from where she was preparing breakfast. "Princess Shayla sings to the Deer Zord with Merrick at dawn."
"What?" He gave them an incredulous look as the song continued. "You put up with this every morning?"
"Every morning at dawn," Alyssa confirmed, handing him a plate of eggs. "You get used to it after a while."
Logan looked around skeptically, trying his hardest to ignore Shayla continuing to sing about the wonders of nature, and suppressing an urge to find the accompanying flautist and slice his instrument into a hundred pieces. Judging from the way the Black and Blue Rangers exchanged skeptical looks behind Alyssa's back, he suspected not everyone was exactly used to it. He certainly did not want to.
"Each day when the sun rises, I hurry from my sleep,
I can't wait to greet you with my song..."
Logan's head snapped up as the voice began to repeat the first words of the song again, and he walked away in search of somewhere on the island her voice would not carry. The sooner this mission to help the Power Rangers ended, the better.