Disclaimer: Ansatsu Kyoushitsu and Harry Potter, does not belong to me.

General Warnings: Crossover. Swearing. Harry's Mind.

Summary: Kokujin Ran was in Class A for a mere day. The next he transferred to Class E. They couldn't be as bad as those idiots. Drabble.

The Questionable

These people take Darwinism to a whole new level.

Kokujin Ran - formerly known as Harry James Potter - thanked Circe he decided to transfer to the E Class. No matter how much the Admin had protested, Ran had the final say in where he was to be put and bulldozed over any naysayers. And he would rather slit Class A's throats than sit with them once more. Of course, Ran should have been completely over-the-fucking-moon to be sitting in the same room as the Magnificent Five, more-so since he had their attention.

He shivered in disgust. The one that freaked him out the most - besides the younger Asano - was the creepy science weirdo, Koyama. That boy had one too many screws lose and apparently so did the rest of the female population for finding that gross guy cute. Were they blind or what?

Usually Ran wouldn't have cared much for Koyama's looks, but that was before the idiot had tried to bully Ran into being his gopher, saying, "You should be glad to even be near us, most of your position haven't the chance," it had taken every bit of restraint Ran had to not sucker-punch the boy in the face. Hey, maybe it would add to the boy's natural ("I'm much more chemically attractive than these peons.") charm.

And it was amusing how much those Class A assholes knew nothing of his 'position'. Lord of the Most Ancient and Noble House of Black, Lord of the Most Noble House of Potter and Knight of Her Highness the Queen. But, he sighed, Kokujin Ran was just a 'regular' high school student with 'connections'. So most thought him stupid - he didn't like talking and barely tried on tests - which annoyed him.

He wasn't Hermione smart - granted - but he was quick on the uptake and had a near perfect memory (though only if the subject interested him).

"Koro-Sensei has been informed of another student!"

Who talks in third-person like that, was Ran's first thought.

Whoa, a talking squid, was his second. It was also the one he spoke aloud.

Before he knew it, the Giant Squid II was against the wall with a depressed aura around him. Tentacle curled in a fist, it hit the wooden structure with a loud, 'squish'.

There were several sighs, though the boisterous laughter from the group in the back of the class was the loudest. "Hey look, it's the second coming of Karma!" The boy was big, muscular and had a weird look on his face. Like he was trying to be intimidating but he just, "Looked constipated." Of course he was looking at said guy when he said this, which caused laughter all around this time, with the muscle-block toppling his desk over with a shout of, "SAY THAT TO MY FACE!"

Ran cocked his head to the side, looking like - for all the worlds - a curious bird. "Was it something I said?"

This seemed to goad Muscles to attack, but before he could do anything 'Koro-sensei' had a tentacle wrapped around a large fist and one around a thick waist. It looked slightly wrong, a bit like the infamous Japanese, "Tentacle Porn." Luckily, this was said near silently and wasn't heard by anyone except for a glasses-wearing teen.

Who immediately turned a worrying shade of red. "Are you alright?" Ran was a bit concerned over the color, but before he could say anything else the squid-teacher 'teleported' to his side, round face a shade lighter than the pigtailed girl's.

"Introduce yourself to the class." Was ordered. Oh, it seemed like the sea-creature was angry, maybe it was because he called him a squid? Was Koro-sensei a different type of cephalopod and was offended when Ran got the name wrong?

So instead of complying with the cephalopod, Ran turned to face... Koro-sensei and bowed lowly, much to the surprise of the cephalopod. "I apologize if my words upset you. I have a bad habit of saying my thoughts aloud."

Click.

It was as if a switch was flipped, Koro-sensei turning a bright yellow, a pleased expression on his face. Koro-sensei's Weakness: Sincere apologies. "See class," Comical tears were falling down his face. "Someone who appreciates meee." Ran was confused. He didn't even know Koro-sensei, so how could he appreciate the cephalopod? But he didn't want to upset the poor Octopus/Squid, so he said nothing and turned back to the class with a bow.

"I am Kokujin Ran, I transferred from Class A - " Because those bastards are much too full of themselves. "Pleased to meet you all." With the class staring in shock and the cephalopod looking at him in amusement, Ran tilted his head to the side, wondering, "Why are all the weirdos staring?" This, of course, got some angry looks.

What a wonderful beginning.