For once there was a free hour in the Captain's busy schedule. Boneless, sprawled on his bed, Yondu flipped the pages on his data-padd, looking through all issues of CosmicCastaway when one picture in particular made him pause.

There, against a grey background was the backside of what he presumed to be a man. He (?) has short hair, earrings that sat neatly at the bottom of his lobes, and had on dark nail polish. But what called to him the most was the smooth curve of the man's back, visible and clearly defined through a backless shimmering dress.

Yondu's eyes roved over the smooth skin and the curve of the man's ass, planted firmly on a white stool. Finally tearing his eyes away from the sight, he looked at the face of the gorgeous being and promptly choked on his own spit.

A few years younger, definitely less scars, and no stubble in sight, but he knew that face. It was Kraglin and he was sure of it.

Not one to waste time, the Ravager grunted as he got out of bed and stalked towards his Second's quarters. Getting there in record time he pounded on the door.

Kraglin looked annoyed as he opened the door and saw Yondu. -How may I help ya, Captain.- He crossed his arms.

-Kraglin! - Cheerfully smirked the Captain, as he slung an arm across the other man's shoulders pulling him in. - Now why didn't you ever tell me you were a part of a successful business, hmm?

-What are ya talkin' 'bout? What business?- Kraglin asked, looking up at Yondu, very confused. -Are you feelin' okay, sir?-

Yondu grinned as he pulled the padd closer and opened it at the desired page.

-I'm talking about this gem of bonna-fied photography. - He showed the monitor to his rapidly paling crewmember

-WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT!?- Kraglin tried to take the pad from the captain, but was failing. -GIVE IT TO ME! PLEASE! BEFORE ANYONE SEES!-

The older man chuckled.

-Hoo, now you're smarter then that, luv- droned he, keeping the padd above his head and out of the other's reach. - You're well aware that nothing on this ship is free. I don't show this to the crew, and what do I get?

-I won't punch you in your face!- Kraglin tried to reach above Yondu, leaning against his body. -I thought all of these were gone.- He muttered to himself. -Captain, please for me, just give it! I'll do anythin'!-

Yondu just kept grinning as he wound the hand not holding his trophy over his head around the other man and pulled him closer. Leaning to breath in Kraglin's ear, he whispered,

-Anything, huh?-

Kraglin nodded. Biting his bottom lip as he shivered from the warm breath against his neck. -Almost anything, my Captain. But we'll see, what'cha have in mind, sir?-

-Have dinner with me.- Promptly stated Yondu as he pulled completely away from his captive. With a serious face he continued. - Tomorrow, when we dock at Kryolon.

-But don't we kinda have dinner every night?- Kraglin asked, crossing his arms, and tilting his head.

-Don't be dumb, boy- Yondu shook his head. - This will be different. You'll have to dress up a bit, too.

Kraglin looked at the captain with slight suspicion, -How much is a bit, sir?-

-Don't be afraid to wear something real pretty- Smirked Yondu as he stalked away. - I'll comm you to get down tomorrow evening, be ready.

Kraglin watched as his captain left. He shut the door, letting Yondu's words sink in, as he walked around his room, before suddenly stopping.

-Don't be afraid to wear….. Oh my stars he wants me to wear a dress!-

Yondu made calls, he arranged for transportation, and even got a little something that allowed him to blend in with the locals better. A quick injection spread countless nanobots through his system, covering him in a thin but sturdy projection.

When Kraglin came down to the flight module that was to take them planetside he was greeted by a very different looking Yondu.

Kraglin smiled at Yondu, in a bit of shock. -Captain? You look…you look different, very handsome.-

Yondu put down the tumbler and stood up, raving his eyes over the lean form of his Second.

-You still had the dress then,- Murmured the older man as he stepped closer.-I ain't ever seen you look so beautiful.-

Coming to a stop by Kraglin, the Centaurian reached his hand and pulled something from the shelf next to the module's door. Quickly, he put the object behind Kraglin's ear.

-To match your eyes…-

Kraglin smiled as he blushed, looking down. -Thank ya, Captain.-

The two sat down as the doors shut, and Yondu spend the whole trip practically eating Kraglin up with his eyes. He always knew his Second was a handsome man, and in this attire his ever-present grace had a chance to shine out brighter, brought out by the figure-hugging dress.

Soon the ship descended, and Yondu got up first. Opening the door he glanced at the rising man and offered his arm.

-I called ahead.-