Note: Just an Idea I got, dunno where it'll go so yeah enjoy!
Summary: Igneel before he found Natsu, he found Naruto and tried to train him in the Art of Dragon Slayer Magic... now meet Naruto Uzumaki, he's rude, he's irresponsible, and doesn't listen to others, he craps on your typical cliché Manga hero, he would rather read Manga than be a Hero!
Disclaimer: I do not Own Fairy Tail and I do not own Naruto, both belong to their respective owners, I make no money out of this. All rights go to them.
Chapter 1: Rather Read Manga!
Natsu Dragneel was following the scent, a familiar scent. The scent he had picked up since he arrived to Magnolia from a quest with Lucy.
"It has to be Igneel... or maybe it's him.. no, it better not be him!" Natsu told himself as he walked quickly, following the scent.
"Natsu! I'm tired, don't walk too fast!" Lucy complained as she followed her pink haired friend.
"Aye!" Happy agreed with Lucy, the blue cat was too tired to fly.
Natsu didn't hear them due to being too focused on the familiar scent, the scent got stronger and stronger as he got closer and closer. - Natsu froze, in front of him didn't stand Igneel , nope. In front of him stood Naruto Uzumaki. His... uh, Dragon Brother, they were two Mages who were raised by Igneel.
"N-Naruto..." Natsu said as he stared at the blonde in front of him.
"Who are you?" The blonde asked him as he blinked.
Natsu growled and glared at Naruto, and while he glared he noticed the blonde had black pants that fit him perfectly, he also had black boots with untied shoelaces, he wore a long-sleeved light blue shirt with a high-collar. The blonde on his hand he held a Manga with the title "Soul Eater" and while Natsu glared at him Naruto ignored the glare.
"Natsu, who is this?" Lucy questioned the Dragon Slayer.
"He's Naruto Uzumaki... he and I... we were both raised by Igneel!" Natsu told her.
"SO! HE'S YOUR BROTHER AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME?!" Lucy reacted as she yelled at him.
"Um.. it never came up... plus, I was expecting Igneel not him!" Natsu said dejectedly.
"Oh.. why?"
"Naruto is an asshole!" Was Natsu's only reply before he turned to face Naruto who was gone, "Where is he?!"
"Uh, I don't know!" Lucy looked around and then she saw him, "Look he's going to the park!"
"Eh, screw him, let's head back to the guild!" Lucy glared at Natsu when she heard him say this.
"He's like your family! Invite him to the guild!" Lucy told him and Natsu shrugged his shoulders before saying, "Whatever!"
Both along with Happy followed the blonde who was reading the Manga while walking, at last they noticed he stopped and sat on a park bench to read the Manga, they quickly walked up to him, and the blonde just ignored them and continued reading the Manga.
"Uh... um... hey... Naruto? Uh would you like to Join Fairy Tail?" Lucy asked the blonde with a smile.
"Fuck no!" Naruto replied while reading his Manga.
Lucy was taken-back by his sudden rude reply causing her to jump back, Natsu growled and quickly snatched Naruto's Manga.
"You bastard, you don't have to be so rude!" Natsu yelled as he glared at Naruto.
"Oh, is that you Natsumi?" Naruto's eyes widened when he saw Natsu.
"IT'S NATSU NOT NATSUMI YOU ASSHOLE!" Naruto didn't seemed phased by Natsu's outburst.
"Yeah, yeah whatever Natsumi, gimme back my Manga!" Naruto shrugged his shoulder's.
"No! Not until you apologize to Lucy!"
"Apologize for?"
"Being so rude to her!"
"She should be the one apologizing to me for interrupting me while I read Manga!"
"Screw you!"
"Natsumi, I sense sexual tension coming from you, go to a Love Hotel with your girl-friend, Levy."
"MY NAME IS LUCY! NOT LEVY!"
Naruto blinked, "What's the difference? Both names start with L and end with Y!"
Lucy glared at him and spoke, "You're right, he's an asshole! Let's go, Natsu!"
Natsu nodded and took off with Lucy, Naruto blinked as he watched them leave. That was odd the blonde thought. He had come to Magnolia to buy this Soul Eater Manga because in the town he lived in, the Manga was all sold out, and here comes Natsumi or whatever his name was along with a huge boobed girl, and they interrupt him from reading his Manga, they were now considered the hostile enemy!
"HEY! HE TOOK MY MANGA!" Naruto who was locked in his thoughts suddenly yelled as he got up. The blonde quickly ran after them, and he looked for them but he couldn't find them. What the hell? Now he would never find out what happened next in the Manga!
A Few Hours Later...
Naruto walked entire all of Magnolia for a few hours to see if he could find the pink haired boy and the blonde haired girl, but he couldn't find them. The blonde sighed it was time to head back home to Oak Town, the sun was beginning to set. The blonde walked but stopped when he saw the blonde haired female from earlier, and she was surrounded by 4 men.
"HEY! LEVY! YOU HAVE MY MANGA!" Naruto yelled as he ran towards her, "Give it back!"
"Hey, who the fuck are -" One of the four men was interrupted when Naruto kicked him and he flew backwards.
"Shut the fuck up, boob sucker!" Naruto yelled at him, "I'm talking to Levy, you're a mere side character here!"
"H-He just kicked the b-boss like a basketball, get him!" The three remaining men charged at the blonde.
Naruto blinked and said, "Who the fuck are you guys – wait am I interrupting a gang bang?"
"NO YOU PERVERT! THESE GUYS JUST ATTACKED ME OUT OF NO WHERE!"
"Oh, in that case have fun, I'm going home." Naruto said as he began walking away, the three men stopped and blinked, really? They were going to attack him because they thought he wanted to play hero and save the damsel.
"Hey! Asshole! What kind of guy are you?!" Lucy snapped at Naruto, "WHAT KIND OF MAN LEAVES A POOR INNOCENT GIRL TO BE ATTACKED?!"
"You're a Fairy Tail Mage, aren't you?" Naruto asked without looking back, "Don't Fairy Tail Mages know how to take care of themselves, I rather read Manga than fight these losers!"
"Haha, they took my celestial keys... so I can't really do anything!"
"You're a cliché Manga damsel in distress, that's pathetic!" Naruto said as he started walking away.
"WAIT! IF YOU UH HELP ME OUT... UH... I'LL BUY YOU MANGA!" Lucy offered the blonde. Naruto stopped this was a once in a life-time offer.
"Also you have to let me stay at your place or something, it's too late to go back to Oak Town."
Lucy was going to reject his offer but she knew if she said no, he'd leave her, that asshole. She nodded and Naruto turned around while he grinned evilly.
"Eh, so you men are looking for a playmate, eh? Here I am!" Naruto said as he grinned, and as he pulled and torn the sleeve on the right side of his entire arm to reveal the Phantom Lord guild symbol. "CUZ US PHANTOM LORD BITCHES LOVE TO PLAY!"
"Shit – he's from Phantom Lord!"
Lucy's eyes widened, so he was from a guild already.
"Oh, if you don't come at me – I'll come at you!" Naruto yelled as he charged at them, in a flash the three men were knocked out, and Naruto was standing there grinning like he had just gotten laid.
Lucy looked surprised but snapped out of it quickly to get the celestial keys that were taken away by one of the men, she then spoke, "T-Thank you!"
Naruto ignored her and followed her as she began walking, man what a troublesome day!
A/N: There you have it! This takes place after Lucy joins Fairy Tail, and before Phantom Lord attacks Fairy Tail and such. So yeah! Read, Write, and Review! Also please gimme idea's if you have any!