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Garp:

That useless boy of his was, First he left home without a word, then he goes causes some trouble and gets the title of 'The most wanted Man in the World', some women and got her knocked up, but the final blow was when Garp had gone to his office on the rare occasion to fill out paper work (on time for once I might add) only to find a crying baby on his desk. Garp picked up the weeping child it calms down and simply sniffles, it could easily fit in just one hand. The Den Den Mushi suddenly rings, Garp picks it up.

"Hello?" Garp asks. "My that is no way to answer the phone vice-admiral Garp." Said the silky (?) voice of Dragon the revolutionary. "You brat why is there another brat on my work desk and its dad to you!" Garp's screamed at his son. "It is nice to talk to you as well father you see that is my child-"Dragon stats to say "I know it's you kid but why is it on MY DESK?" Garp yells at his son although some would call that his indoor voice.

" I had a friend bring it to you anyway take care of it for me there is a diaper bag in the corner enough on to help until some permanent arrangement for my child is established." Dragon answers. "Damn it where did you learn such big words where you are anyway so I can beat some sense into you?" Garp responses back. Dragon chuckles "That is no concern of yours for either two questions." Before any of the two adults could speak the baby started to cry. "Father you should change its diaper." And sure enough that was exactly the problem. "I know I Know I was at one point changing yours!" Garp yelled back. "Father I would rather you not bring up such ancient history like that." Dragon sighs knowing his father was not listening anymore due to past experiences with Garp's one track mind. Dragon hears the rustling of a diaper and a gasp. "Dragon why didn't' you tell me my grandchild was a girl?!" Garp explains. "It is simple father you did not ask me what the gender of my child was her name is Monkey .D. Luffy." Dragon answers. Garp thinks for a moment to processes what his encyclopedia of a son said "That is true." Garp says calmly and like it was the truest fact in the world.

"Anyway good luck hope to speak again soon." And with that the line went dead. Garp fumed what kind of man just dumped their kid on someone else totally not responsible. Garp looks at Little Luffy she gives him a cute gummy smile Garp smiles at this but then realizes his situation he frowns. That's it he was never coming to work on time again!