Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Gundam Wing or any of it's characters although I wish I owned Heero (I'm so bad). Basically don't sue me I don't sue you. Also, I don't own anything from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

The character Miake is me (and belongs to me) so booyah This is my first fanfic please R+R (be nice to me tho, I have an army of rabid chibi's to come after you if you flame me)

The Gundam Pilots Get High on Chocolate

Heero: I'm bored

Duo: I'm bored

Trowa: I'm bored

Quatre: I'm bored

Wufei: I'm bored

Miake: I have a feeling everyone is bored.

Duo: No kidding

Miake: I have an idea, let's have a chocolate eating contest

Quatre: OK! THAT SOUNDS FUN!

Wufei: I don't eat chocolate.

Duo: NOW YOU DO! *shoves chocolate in Wufei's mouth*

Wufei: IJSICE (injustice)

Heero: Hn

Miake: YOU NEED SOME TOO (Miake is already on a major sugar high)

Quatre: You're not suppoesed to feed him chocolate.

Miake; Why?

Quatre: Watch.

Heero: chocolate CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CAFFFFFFFFFFINNNNNNE! ADDICTION WANT MORE BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR HOOOOMMMMMCIIDDDDEEEE!!!!!! *starts shooting everything*

Miake: QUATRE!!! WHAT DO I DO!!!!! I GOT HIM HIGH!

Trowa: .

Wufei: ONNA! HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!

Heero: WHERE IS CHOCOLATE????!!!!! NEEEEEEED MOOOOOOOOORE!

Duo: KUSO, I know where he's going.

Miake: Where?

Duo: Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Quatre: NOOOOOOOOOO! Oompa loompas scare me!

Wufei: Weakling.

Miake: Come on, we have to save him.

Trowa: .

Miake: TALK!

Trowa: .

Miake: Whatever.

*everyone goes to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory where Heero is holding the oompa loompas hostage*

Heero: GIVE ME CHOCOLATE OR OMAE O KOROSU!

Miake: HEERO!

Heero: What do you want.

Duo: She wants you.

Miake: Duo, that's really wrong.

Duo: Sorry.

Miake *takes out mallet*

Duo: Don't you dare hit me with that.

Quatre: MALLET! *grabs mallet and starts torturing oompa loompas*

Trowa: I think he's gone insane.

Duo: No kidding.

Heero: NO KILLING THE OOMPA LOOMPAS WITH MALLETS! THEY ARE MY MINIONS!

Duo: Do something Miake, you're the fanfic writer.

Miake: I am?

Duo: *sweatdrop*

Miake: Oh yeah, I am!

Duo: *anime fall*

Heero: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER! *oompa loompas take him to their leader Willy Wonka*

Quatre: I don't like oompa loompas.

Miake: I know.

Quatre: Let me take over the fanfic for a second.

Miake: Ok.

Quatre: LOOK, THERE'S A TIME PORTAL!

Miake: Thank you, now we'll go back in time and WE'LL GET EATEN BY DINOSAURS!!!!!

Quatre: Trust me *gives sweet Quatre smile*

*everyone goes through the time portal back to ten minutes ago*

Heero: I'm bored

Duo: I'm bored

Trowa: I'm bored

Quatre: I'm bored

Wufei: I'm bored

Miake: I have a feeling everyone is bored.

Duo: No kidding

Miake: I have an idea-

Quatre: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Miake: Oh, yea, never mind.

Trowa: What?

Duo: Let's just hope it has nothing to do with chocolate.

Heero: *waking up from a nap* I had a strange dream.I was high on chocolate and I took oompa loompas hostage and then we were thrown into a time portal.

Wufei: That wasn't a dr-

Trowa: *covers Wufei's mouth* Shhhhh. Let him think it was all a dream.

Miake: Yes, let's.

I hope you liked the fanfic even if it was a little screwy. It was something I was thinking about in math class one day.finally a use for math class, anyway, please R+R! Thanx for reading.

Heero: Can I have some chocolate?

Miake, Trowa, Wufei, Duo, Quatre: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Heero: Omae o korosu