Chapter 8

Author's Note: this is word emphasis

This is a letter

-this is telepathy-

Surrey:

Petunia Dursley nee Evans puts a pair of gloves on before opening her latest letter from her niece, Selena wasn't pulling her pranking punches. Petunia knew she deserved it for what she had allowed to happen. She had taken out her jealousy on a child, allowed him to be treated like garbage, and had never once made him feel loved. Her parents and Lily would never forgive her for this. She didn't even know where her niece had ended up, never even thought to ask, which was reprehensible.

Karakura:

Selena damn near launched a Dragon Slave upon hearing about what was going on in the Soul Society, " Damn, almost sounds worse than the British Magical Society. How the fuck are we gonna be able to do anything about this anyhow? " Selena demands.

" That's the problem, since Rukia is doing her job then they can't go after her and since Magicals always know about Hollows and such things no laws were broken there either. " Yoruichi states.

" Still, if the intelligence is correct this is going to become our problem sooner before later. " Ichigo states.

" Kurosaki-san is correct, we will need to train. " Uryu states.

" Orihime will train with Ichigo and myself while the rest of you deal with Hat'n'Clogs here. Orihime is magical and we can work on teaching her Defensive spells and creative uses of jinxes and the like. " Selena states.

Ichigo grins, " I can finally arrange to test for my mastery in Battle Magic. "

Selena smirks, " Have fun with that though maybe I should get my combat medic mastery as well. I do have my Potions Mastery after all. " The Terror Twins had happened to be present when Severus Tobias Snape had received the news that he was no longer the holder of the youngest to receive their potions mastery and she had enjoyed viewing that memory.

Hogwarts, Two Days Prior:

Severus Snape had just reached the Great Hall and the Staff table when a message from the Potions Guild reaches him. He opens the missive:

Dear Master Snape:

Just recently the title of youngest to receive their mastery has been granted to a Japanese citizen aged sixteen, making her the youngest ever to achieve mastery. She did so by first making it so Wolfsbane could be absorbed through skin contact and then coming up with a Potion that works like the Unbreakable Charm.

Have A Good Day:

Potions Guild

Needless to say his classes were horrendous for everyone, including the Slytherins for once as he took his bad mood out on them though Fred and George had seen his look of horror and had used a charm to allow them to read the letter for themselves. A little research later and they smirk before sending the memory of the event to Selena better known to them as Kitsune, she'd probably enjoy knowing she'd put that look on his face. Of course, George ended up tutoring the entirety of the Gryffindor first years for the next several days because of Snape's viler than usual mood.

Harry took one for the team and directed Snape's ire towards him in class. Even the Slytherin's praised him for this since Snape was being nasty to them as well. Draco and Harry called a temporary truce until Snape got over whatever had put him in such a vile mood. Hermione kept her head down and just did her work while Neville had temporarily partnered with Daphne Greengrass. Tracy Davis had just shrugged and partnered with Hermione, she was a half-blood and didn't give a damn about Hermione's heritage. If not for being under the protection of House Greengrass Malfoy and his ilk would have already gone after her. She briefly wondered if Harry was actually playing dumb.

Tracy and Daphne could both see calculation in his eyes at time, as though he was just playing a game that someone else had initiated. They at least could see the fact that Harry was actually quite cunning. Why he wasn't in Slytherin they had yet to figure out unless he had met Malfoy first and didn't want to deal with him. If that was the case Tracy could definitely understand his reasoning. Malfoy was an annoying prat at the best of times.

The second years were just grateful that they had the older students to fall back on at the moment otherwise their Potions grade would really suffer. The older Ravenclaws were offering tutoring for all houses as this was an emergency and they needed to put aside their differences until Snape went back to his usual vile self and not this demonic version. Even Slytherin was upholding the truce as they needed good grades to, at least good enough to pass.

Lily Moon rolls her eyes as she watches the antics of the Weasley twins, no the Prewett Twins now. The Gryffindor was working on her Arithmancy homework at the moment, no way in hell was she going to let herself slack off now. She mostly kept to herself but, she was also subtly watching Harry Potter. She wouldn't mind having him as a friend the trouble was how to go about that. The Headmaster was keeping an annoyingly close watch on the BWL making it hard for people other than whom he wanted near Harry to be his friends. Of course, Harry was also just playing along with the Headmaster. Lily, from her vantage point could see this quite well. Then she gets a brilliant idea and writes a letter to Harry in prankster code. Harry and the twins weren't the only pranksters within the halls of Hogwarts.

Her code name happened to be Anarchy and Anarchy was going to arrange an alliance with Prongslet if only to start talking to Harry in code. Of course she used her bonded House Elf to deliver the missive in such a way that only Harry would receive and be alone as well. Little did she know that her actions that day would have far reaching repercussions, derailing the plans of the master manipulator himself to get Harry and Ginny Weasley hooked up.

Out of the sight of mortals Puk is laughing his ass off, oh, how he was enjoying messing with that old coot's plans. Susanoo had even thrown in once he realized that Inoue Selena had been born Selena Titania Potter. Eris and Loki were just observing at the moment though Loki was ready to go to war on Snape. For the moment they were letting the Pranksters in Chief handle the Snape situation.

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