Welcome to the first part of Jason and Marcus' Yo Momma Smackdowns!
Today's smackdown:
JASON
versus
Marcus!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT, EVEN DORA COULDN'T EXPLORA!

No me gusta.

FEEL THAT, MARCUS!

oh yeah? Yo mama thinks square roots are vegetables.

YOU DONE IT NOW, MARK. YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND MADE MM'S! ZING!

fat chance, Jason. Yo mama so poor, she cashed in a scratch ticket that she found on the street that was worth 2 dolla, yeyah!

YO MOMMA IS SO DARN STUPID, SHE BOUGHT THE BEST WINE- AND SAID IT WAS TOO EXPENSIVE TO DRINK, WOO!

yo mama so ugly, the last time she saw a horror movie, she was the bad guy. Owned!

SHUDDUP.

no.

SUDO MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

no.

SUDO.

no...

MAKE.

uurgh

ME.

can't... handle... the... pressure...

A.

no no no no no nnonnnonononononononononon

MAKE ME A SAMMICH, SHE-NERD!

alright. You win.

Later...

THANKS FOR SANDWICHES, LOS- WHAT THE-? WHAT'S THIS SAY? ¥O MAMA $0 $700P1D, SHE GOT AN 1D10T ERROR ON THE COMPUTER WHEN SHE TRIED EATING SUM π? WHY YOU LITTLE- *STUFFS NOTE INTO MARCUS' MOUTH AND SHOVES HIM INTO SWIMMING POOL* WELL, YO MOMMA'S SO FAT, SHE DID EAT π!

Who won? Who should smackdown with which nerd next?