dear red

(Extended)

"'Dad told me Mom passed away when I was 6. Being young and ignorant, I thought she died due to sickness.'" Freddy read in a terribly portrayed female voice. "'But now, I have matured. I recognized that the images I saw then, though blurry and unclear, were that of a knife and a corpse. I gradually understood everything,' because I'm a special a little teacup- oops! I mean, 'why Dad always tells me that revenge is not good, and why I must always be a kind and tolerant person.'"

Foxy snickers loudly and Freddy grins.

"'He also said... Happiness and joy would come to me if I helped other people. And now, I'm helping myself.'"

"By going all Kill Bill on the guy who murdered my mom because he's a dick." Foxy added jokingly.

"Yeah." Freddy laughed in agreement. The screen fades in to the a RPG style bedroom with a blonde girl lying in a bed with a man labeled "Murderer" sitting on the edge looking at her. "I love the originality of the name that's given to the antagonist." he comments sarcastically.

"The guy's William Afton." The two animatronics look at each other before laughing together.

"Yeah. This is William before Fredbear's." Freddy said. "So, uhh, who do you wanna be?"

"I don't know, lad." Foxy shrugged. "I can be the murderer."

"And leave me with voicing two girl characters?"

"For fuck's sake yer giggle is that of a little girl's when raised in pitch."

"... Point taken."

The two turn and face the monitor again. Foxy cleared his throat before reading the purple text box on screen. "'Come on, girl. Fight it. Don't let it take you down.'"

"'Don't worry, father.'" Freddy read next, his voice high-pitched. "'I'll soon recover.'"

"'That's my girl.'"

"'Hey, Dad... Promise that you won't leave me, please.'"

"'Why did you say that?'"

"Because you're a killer and you always bring home a golden bunny costume that scares me at night." Freddy replied out of script.

"Damn it, Fazbear." Foxy said before giving the bear's shoulder a shove, which made the other laugh.

"'Last night, I dreamt that you left... and abandoned me. Mommy, then Daddy. I don't want...' Wow. This got pretty angsty real quickly." Freddy said with a nervous chuckle.

"'It's all right, I won't leave, and you won't be alone.'"

"'Promise?'"

"'Promise.' Now watch as I walk out the door and never come back." Foxy added, making Freddy and himself laugh.

"And I return thirty years later as a vengeful spirit stuck in a withered bunny suit because my ex-bff's daughter punched me in the nose." Freddy added, making them laugh more. "Maybe you can avenge me by going Kill Bill on the ones responsible for my death?" The two laugh a little before resuming the game, with Freddy reading "'Hee, then I can be sure.'"

"'Sleep, Anna. I'll go make you lunch.'"

"'Yes.'"

The screen briefly went black, and returns with "Anna" now having her eyes now closed and the murderer standing by her bed. "'Come on, Anna. I can't lose you.'"

"How else are we gonna film Frozen 2?" Freddy added as the scene slowly began to transition with the murderer walking away.

"Oh, shut up." Foxy snickers.

The scene onscreen changes to the outside view of a brick house with a wooden fence surrounded by trees, giving off a forest vibe. A woman in a red dress, with a red bow in her black hair, stood on a short cobblestone path facing the door.

"Holy shit." Freddy said as he looked at the shadowed face icon.

"She means fucking business."

"'So this is where he lives, a cute little cottage in the forest.'" Freddy read, this time making his failed girly voice over deeper and menacing sounding. "'He can still be care free after doing that to my mother?' Woah." His breath hitches when the cheery scene suddenly turned a deep shade of purple. "This got pretty dark fast."

Foxy's eye twitched. "If that was supposed to be a metaphorical pun, it was horrible."

Freddy frowned sadly before resuming. "'Shameful. He must be living a very happy life... that murderer.'" The dark face in the dialogue box then grins menacingly. "'But that won't last long...'"

"Wow, she's really determined to kill this guy."

"Well of course. You know how women are with their plots for revenge. Now let's cut to the chase and break into this guy's house." Freddy didn't notice the scowl Foxy had shot at him as he ran the character to the front door. A box appeared after he interacts with it giving him three choices: Knock, Open, Nevermind.

"What happens if ye do "Nevermind"?" Foxy asks. Freddy chooses the bottom choice and the box goes away.

"Nothing happens." Freddy replied. "You know what? We're gonna barge right in and ruin everything." He picks the second choice next, making his character walk in. The interior was like any other house in a RPG, and not really worth noting in detail. Freddy guides the quote unquote "protagonist" to the end of the house and over to a staircase. He interacts with it and a text box with Anna's name on it pops up. "Aw shit." Freddy cursed.

"Fuck." Foxy agreed.

"'Are you looking for Dad?'" The camera pans from the shocked protagonist over to Anna, who is now has her head turned facing the other girl. A box pops up revealing two options: Go to the girl, and Kill the murderer. "Oh shit. Uhh, uhh, what do I do?" Freddy asked as he hopped back and forth between options.

"Kill the murderer." Foxy answered deviously. "Paint the walls with his blood as ye gut him alive while his daughter is forced to listen helplessly to his anguished screams."

"... That sounds extremely fucked up, but alright then." Freddy chooses the bottom choice. The two animatronics huddle closer to the monitor in anticipation for what was to come next as the character started quickly walking up the stairs on her own. The screen goes white, transitioning into a red image of the protagonist with the words "dear red" hovering over her in red.

"Dear Red." Foxy read.

The screen then fades to black, and an image of the house appears with credits at the bottom. "I guess that's it then!" Freddy shares a laugh with Foxy. "Boy, was this game difficult as fuck."

"Tell me about it." Foxy agreed. "That final boss. I'd say it even beats the Dark Souls games."

"I give this game an eleven out of ten. The characters were well-developed, it had an amazing storyline, and the dialogue was very well done. It definitely has replay value to it; Undertale's got nothing on this. Bravo, game, bravo." Freddy clap his paws loudly.

"Good game, good game." Foxy said, bobbing his head and clapping with him. "GG."

...

"Alright, let's go with the other choice this time." Freddy said as he side-eyed Foxy intensely. "Go to the girl." He walks the protagonist over to the girl's bed and the scene shifts to her sitting on the edge facing the child.

"You are...?'" Freddy reads. "'Anna. I'm Daddy's daughter.'"

"Nooo, really?" Foxy gasped sarcastically before reading.

"'Why does your father live here, Anna?' 'I always wanted to live in a fairly tale like forest, and he agreed.' 'If so, then why aren't you out there playing, running and feeling the fairy tale atmosphere you wished for?' "

Wow, this lass is asking this kid a loooot of questions."

"I know right? She's probably around eight or nine years and is sick as fuck. Plus she should be the one doing the questioning. I mean we technically broke into her house."

"Well, the door was unlocked. They were asking for it."

"'I really want to, but I'm sick. However, I'm not worried at all because I know Dad is trying his best to cure me, hee.' 'Have you been sick for long?' 'Um... For quite long already, from when we were still in the old house.' Ouch."

"I'm starting to feel a tad bit sorry for the young lass." Foxy admits. "A tad bit."

"Hey. Maybe we can book for one of the new animatronics to come over and cheer her up?" Freddy winked, grinning widely. Knowing what he was implying, Foxy began to laugh. But it was short lived when the next bit of Anna's dialogue appeared on screen. "Uh oh." Freddy said.

"Oooooh no." The fox covers the end of his muzzle with his hand.

"'Why are you holding a knife?' Fuck, man." the bear groaned hopelessly. "We all know how the fuck this is going to end. 'Ah, this...' Shit." Freddy moved his gaze up and down the options that were given to him. He had the option of telling the truth, or lying. "Uhhh... Fuck it." He chooses to tell the truth.

"Oh no." Foxy grips the sides of his seat tightly.

"'I'm sorry, Anna. In the past, your father and I weren't too friendly with each other.' He murdered my mom and now I must fulfill my self-prophecy; I mean, '...kill him to avenge the person he killed when I was little.' 'You... you can't do that!'" Freddy cries, gasping for effect. "'Daddy is a nice guy!' 'Oh, he's a bad guy. You just don't know yet. He tricked you your whole life.' What an ass. 'N... No.' 'I really like you, Anna. But I can't forgive your father. Sleep, Anna. Just for a while and everything'll be fine.'" Think talking snowmen and older girls capable of literally turning your heart to ice, Freddy was tempted to add.

"'DAAADDDD!'" Freddy screamed crazily. "'DADDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY!' 'S... Stop screaming!' 'DADDDDDYYY!' THERE'S A KILL BILL FANGIRL IN THE HOUSE AND SHE WANTS TO KILL YOU! 'D... Didn't I tell you to stop?!'"

The screen suddenly goes black and an attack sound effect is heard. Freddy and Foxy could only stare at the monitor tensely until the scene returned with the protagonist now standing with a knife in her hand, and a large blood stain in front of Anna. "... Well now ye fucked up." quoted Foxy, laughing guiltily at it.

"Hhh... hh...' Well, shit. I committed manslaughter." The screen briefly flickers red, and the protagonist starts moving back on her own. "'I... I... I... I didn't mean to do that to you, Anna... I... I'm sorry...'" The screen goes black completely just as a hitting sound effect was heard. "Uh oh." Freddy said.

"Ye're fucking in for it now!" Foxy grinned widely

The scene faded into a bed room, at night, with the protagonist tied up in the middle. Moonlight shone from the window and gave every a purple color tinted with blue. The protagonist regains consciousness and began blinking her eyes open.

"'Great...'" he reads. He briefly shifts between staying still or try to untie the rope. He chooses to untie the rope. "'Luckily, he didn't tie my legs. Or maybe, he's too stupid to think that up.' Or maybe he's depressed as fuck because you murdered his daughter." The screen goes black and a rustling noise is heard. "'Found it...'" When the scene returns, the protagonists is free of the rope. "Alright, let's go through this guy's shit and see if he owns any of the goods."

"Like Pokeman cards?" Foxy asked.

Freddy looked at him oddly. "Noooo, I'm talking about mangas."

"Close enough."

Freddy spends a few minutes interacting with the various furniture in the room and found nothing of interest to him. He saves before making his way downstairs, not knowing what to expect when he reaches the bottom.

"Ye know. I just noticed a little detail." Foxy said.

"What?"

"Both the dialogue box and scene now are purple in color."

"Holy shit, you're right. Maybe he is William Afton!" The pair laugh jokingly while Freddy walked the protagonist over to the bed where Anna was still lying in, and the murderer sitting on a chair in front of a window by the bed.

"You killed my daughter, now I have nothing to live for." Foxy added to the humor. "'Why did you do that... Red?'"

"It was a prank." Freddy said. "It's just a prank, bro."

Foxy bursts out laughing, throwing his head back and clutching his abdomen as he spun slightly in his seat. "Oh my god - 'It's just a prank, bro.' Maybe that's the twist of this game? Plot twist: the day was April first and it was all just one big prank on the dad!"

"More like a "Shyamalan Twist" if you know what I mean. Ah? Ah?" Freddy grinned and wiggled his eyebrows at his friend like a goofy cartoon character. Foxy stared at him blankly, blinking slowly as he processed his words.

"I don't know what ye did there, but ye're lucky ye're my friend. 'She has nothing to do with this. Her sickness... I only wanted her to pass on the easiest way, with her father by her side before she...'" Two options appear on screen, and Freddy's between them. "I'm gonna stay silent." he says, selecting the option and letting the Murderer's dialogue continue. "'Go, Red. Go back home. Your revenge's a success. Go!' Fuck, he's pissed now."

The same pair of choices appear on screen; kill or leave. Freddy and Foxy exchange knowing looks, and leave is selected. "Whatever you say, bro." Freddy said. "See you on the flip side."

"Peace out." Foxy added over the darkening cutscene of the protagonist - Red - walking away.

Freddy chuckles beside him. "And that is how William Afton turned to the dark side."

Foxy smirked. "A vicious cycle."

"Alright, let's blow this popstand." Freddy said as he exits out of the game. "What next?"

Sister Location: MA

(I know it's a troll ;p)

Freddy and Foxy stare blankly the pixilated boy - with a freddy head plastered on - on screen; the landscape was dark, save for the small fire burning between his legs and the moon in the sky. Freddy silently went through the shop options and bought a can of bug spray. He starts the game and several grey pixels with wings start coming towards the character, attacking him and lowering his health. The bug spray manages to kill several of the bugs, however.

The night ends and Freddy receives money. Freddy scrolls over the shop menu and this time buys a sandwich, raising his character's hunger; Foxy shifts a little in his chair, making it squeak under him. Freddy buys a tent next and starts the game. A snow storm passes over, sending cubes of snow drifting down in a wavey motion. The bugs try attacking again but are stopped by the tent, which brings a smile to the character's face.

Then, out of nowhere, a white, pixilated rabbit, hops in from the right.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Foxy and Freddy jump out of his chair in sheer horror, screaming and scrambling to get away.

"OH MY GOD! RUN FOXY!" Freddy screams as he tries to the door, tripping over his feet occasionally.

"THIS IS THE SCARIEST FNAF GAME EVER!"

"I'M SO SCARED!"

Both animatronics run out screaming with the game still on the screen.

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