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AU

Major OOCNESS

Possible spoilers to games

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Facade

"TRIIIIP!" Freddy yelled jokingly as he approached the male npc with an empty wine glass floating in front of him. "GIVE ME DRINK!" he typed in.

"He's not gonna give one to you now that you got them arguing." Foxy said.

Freddy ignored Foxy and typed in, "GIVE ME DRINK OR I STUFF U." Both npcs looked over to their character, whom they named Ben, and gave him annoyed looks.

"Not now, Ben!" Trip said before walking away after Grace mentioned something.

"NOOOO! TRIIIIIIP!" Freddy laughed while typing it down.

"Told you." Foxy said in a "I told you so" kind of way.

"Aww." Freddy pouted before turning to Grace, who was standing at the bar with her back turned to them and arms folded. He grinned widely, walked up to her, and typed, "I comfort you, Grace..." He then brought the cursor up to her shoulder and touched it. Freddy and Foxy laughed a bit when Grace gave them an annoyed expression.

"Wait a minute, matey, wait a minute. I got something." Foxy laughed before reaching forward and typed, "Wanna see my knot?"

Freddy let out a loud laugh and slapped his knee. "THAT'S A GOOD ONE!" he wheezed out as he struggled to catch his breath. He then moved their character and gasped when he found a glass of wine floating by the large window. "I FOUND DRINK!" he gasped before rushing over and picking it up. "YOU SO GOOD TO ME, TRIPPY!" he laughed while typing it down.

"Good one!" Foxy snickered.

Freddy finished up the drink and tossed the glass aside before turning his attention over to Grace again, who was now looking very angry. "I comfort you, Grace." he typed while speaking in a low, sexual tone. He then started spamming the mouse button and both animatronics started to laugh when Trip got stuck saying the same thing.

"What the fuck is going on!?" Foxy laughed.

"Ben. Ben. Ben. Ben." Trip started to say in between words.

"'Ben. Ben. Ben. Ben.' BEN DROWNED!" Freddy gasped while still spamming the mouse button.

"YOUVE MET WITH A TERRIBLE FATE." Foxy typed in jokingly. Both laughed hard for a good few seconds while Trip and Grace continued to argue.

"Hold on a second." Freddy panted as he weakly reached for the keyboard. "There's something Mikey wanted me to try." He then typed, "Melon." Freddy and Foxy held their breath when Trip and Grace abruptly fell silent and gave their character shocked expressions.

"Alright! That's it!" Trip announced angrily before grabbing their character.

"WHAT!?" Freddy screamed while Foxy fell to the floor in hard fits of laughter. "What's wrong with saying 'melon'?!" Freddy started laughing himself after Trip threw them out the door.

"Melon!" Foxy sighed on the floor.

Five Nights at Freddy's

"Heeere Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie." Foxy said as he spastically flipped through the cameras in search of the purple rabbit.

"Isn't it funny that we're playing a game that takes place in the same building with the same inhabitants?" Freddy mused.

"Aye." Foxy agreed. "WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT RABBIT!?"

"Check the door." Freddy suggested.

Foxy clicked on the down arrow before dragging the cursor over to the left door light switch. He let out a surprised scream when the flickering light revealed Bonnie's face and quickly closed the door. Both animatronics screamed loudly in unison when Freddy suddenly jumped up and screamed in their faces right after slamming the door closed. Freddy and Foxy hugged each other and looked away from the monitor just as it was replaced with the Game Over screen.

"Sorry about that..." Freddy whispered weakly.

"No hard feelings..." Foxy replied.

Attempt 2

Foxy focused on the game as he flipped through the cameras before checking the doors. "Why can't the damn clock go any FASTER!?" he whined.

"Well now we know how Mike feels every week." Freddy said. Both of them suddenly felt their entire world come to a dead halt when they saw that Pirate Cove was empty. "Where did you go?" he asked. Foxy frantically went through the cameras before stopping at the West Hall camera. Both animatronics screamed in unison when they saw video game Foxy running down the hall. "CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!" Freddy screamed frantically. As soon as Foxy lowered the tablet they both screamed even louder when the video game Foxy poked through the doorway and screamed in their faces.

"I don't wanna play this game anymore..." Foxy whimpered in Freddy's arms.

"What's with all the screaming?" Bonnie asked when he poked his head into the manager's office. Freddy and Foxy screamed upon seeing the rabbit and bolted out through the other door. Bonnie blinked a few times before lowering his ears sadly. "Ok..."

X.X

Just a filler fic.

I've been into Five Nights at Freddy's for quite a while now. I even played the game on my tablet and Chica kept on stalking me on the third night! I HATE THAT BIRD! But all in all, I LOVE IT.