A/N: Happy Early Thanksgiving! Here I am with…the next chapter of Dear FanFiction since eternity! Yeah, sorry about that, blame school :(

Enjoy! :)

Dear FanFiction,

Why does it seem like everyone hates me? I mean, I don't want to take Percy's spotlight, at all. But that's what you authors are thinking. Like I'm some sort of wannabe hero, and that my relationship with Piper is like a carbon copy of Percy and Annabeth's. That's not what I am. I just want you to cool it on the bashing. Plus, I would NEVER cheat on Piper.

-Jason

poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: Not ALL the authors.

Jason: Thank you!

poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: Jasper's sort of like Percabeth…

Jason: Shut up.

Dear FanFiction,

Remember that guy? You know, Asian guy, son of Mars? Because A LOT of you seem to forget about me, and you either add me in during haste, or you don't put me in at all. I mean, I just don't want to be 'that overlooked guy.' Please, authors, I really would like to see more stories about me.

-Frank

PS: A Frazel story would be nice.

poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: Aww! You just have to love Frazel! I totally agree with you.

Frank: Then why am I the last of the seven to be put in one of your letters?

poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: you're not the last one, Hazel is, so far she hasn't had any complaints, unlike SOME PEOPLE!

Frank: Shut up.

Dear FanFiction,

I just discovered this…thing. The "thing" is called Dramione. Okay, why would I ever think about being with…him? He's just an arrogant little git who thinks he's better than everyone else! I mean really? Him! Please don't write any of them, they really are creepy!

-Hermione

PS: Especially the "Marriage Law" ones

poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: yeah…that pairing's wrong…but one person wrote one really well...

Hermione: Shut up.

poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: what's with all these people and telling me to shut up!? I'm not THAT annoying, am I? : P

A/N: I hoped you liked the letters! Please feel free to send me requests. Now, when I post Chapter 10—it won't be a regular chapter. It will be a PRANK WAR between the Stolls and the Weasley twins, requested by lovepercy76324 (Guest)! You can also tell me through a review telling me who you are "betting to win" and things like that :) Look forward to it!

Please R&R! :)

-Ana