Do not own Naruto or DxD!

On a side note it has been quite awhile since my last update, over a year. Due to a flare up of my cancer, a type of skin cancer that is reoccurring. The new treatments for it, well it seems I am allergic to it and caused quite a few issues. Long story short recovery was long and slow and with so long sense I really wrote for this story it seems to no longer feel like mine if you can understand. I have run this and chapter five though Open Office spell check, re read it quite a few times and hopefully fixed most of the mistakes in grammar but I will not be writing it anymore. That said if anyone wishes to take it over, go ahead as long as you make sure you put that you are continuing this story.

That said now that I am better I will be writing a new story, though I think it will be Harry Potter / D x D as it is an underused crossover with quite a bit of potential. The Potter-verse seems to have so much untapped potential as well as th series.

Chapter 5

Sitting in his library, swirling around a glass of sake Naruto kept going over the story he was told when he got home today. They assaulted a enemy strong hold with over fifty fighters including four ringers. Yeah they may have been weak ringers but still, it only took one lucky shot. He was going to have to talk with Akno and Yuugo about training them soon, even if it was so he could sleep better at night.

## Flash Back ##

After properly introducing the three new arrivals and everyone else and sending them to set their rooms up, Naruto looked to Asia and then back at Rias "So I'm gone what, a few days and you go and replace me with another blond... is that it?" He cried with a hand over his heart and a mock tear.

"Yeah you know how it is Naruto, my pillow was gone so of course I needed to replace him" Rias said in the same mocking tone as she gave him a hug and a chaste kiss on the lips. "Naruto as I said this is Asia Argento, my new bishop." She went into the story on how Issei met the nun who was at the time with the same fallen angle that had killed him but he did not know at that time. Somehow Issei got caught up in some fake summon with a fake priest who wanted to kill him with Asia's unwilling help but was unable to help her at that time due to enemy reinforcements. Afterward he stormed the enemy stronghold to save her just a few minutes too late but Rias had resurrected her.

"Hmm, I can't take a vacation can I? Few things, first is Issei come here!" Naruto barked. He could see the slight fear in Rias's eyes and extreme fear in her pawns eyes as he ran up and stood straight as a rod in front of him. Naruto placed his hands on his shoulders and looked him in the eye. "Good job. I have no idea what this means as far as politics or any of that shit right now, but that was the right call for that time. Never let anyone take your precious people from you, and if they do, make them pay ten times over, that's what it means to be a man. Now even though it is Rias's job to take care of both of you, you are now directly responsible for the changes is Asia's life and as a man you must do your best to make her happy with those changes you brought to her, understood?" Naruto asked as he looked at him with a stern gaze.

"Hai Naruto-sempi. I will do everything in my power to make her happy for the rest of her life, believe it!" Issei said as somehow fire lit in his eyes. His idol was giving him the road map to being a man, and he would not let him down.

Naruto patted him on his head. "Good boy, keep that up and we may have our trip sooner then I planned. Asia come here please?" Naruto said in a softer voice. He could see she was having trouble with the situation, and after hearing the story he could guess she was not used to being around people much.

"Yes Naruto-sama, what can I do for you?" She said in a soft quivering voice as she walked over to him under the gaze of the rest of her peerage. She had listened to the story her new master had told about her soon to be husband. She knew the story to be true even if it was hard to believe but as this person was descended from someone who was close to par with God, she could not help but feel intimidated. Though being near him filled her with a strange feeling of warmth and protection so she was unsure how to feel.

"Now now, no need for any -sama's or sans with me, we are family. Rias is to be my wife, and that means her peerage are like brothers and sisters to me. All I want to know is if my new little imoto is happy and to let her know she can come to me as well as Rias if she needs anything. Also I made this offer to everyone who was around at the time but you and Issei were not here but I have over twenty rooms in the house, you and he can pick out two if you guys want to move in. Hear that Issei, I got a room on the first floor for ya if ya want to move in, we can talk about ground rules later." Hearing an excited woop from behind him he turned back to Asia who had tears in her eyes as she looked up at him.

"I w..would like that, Naruto-nii..?" It was more of a question then a statement.

"Naruto-nii hmm, Yeah that sounds perfect Asia-chan, as I said you are now my sister in all but blood." Naruto said as he gave her a small side hug. Seeing a bit of red dust her cheek as her eyes darted to Issei Naruto could tell what was going on quite quick. "Hey Issei!" Naruto called out.

"What Naruto-aniki?" Issei called out breaking out of his daze thinking about all the women that he would soon be living with.

"Remember rule one?" That brought his head up so fast Naruto thought he might have dislocated his neck, "I am going to make an exception if ya know what I mean. Also remember rule three, are we clear?" Naruto said to him

Issei took a second to remember what rules one and three were. 'Ahh rule one was all the women there were off limits, so he is saying he has no intentions on Asia! What was rule three again... ooh yeah it has to be voluntary so its her choice, not a problem, I would kill anyone who violated that rule anyway.'

"I understand Naruto-aniki, besides anyone violating rule three would have me there as fast as it would you" Issei said back.

"Good, I would expect nothing less then someone I allow to call me aniki. Rias, can we talk for a few minutes alone please?" Rias could tell he was unhappy about something, though was happy that he was taking to her two new pieces so well. She could guess what he was a little upset about, she knew she should have called him the second they had a hostage situation but she really did not want to have to rely on him for everything.

"Sure Naruto" She said as they walked into a different room. As she closed the door behind them and turned around she was lifted off her feet in a tight embrace and kissed deeply.

After a moment they broke apart and Naruto looked into her eyes "Rias I understand you want to be independent, hell I can even accept you were in no 'real' danger. But all it takes is one lucky shot from some no name grunt to hurt or kill you. I have seen people far more powerful killed in way more stupid ways. All I ask is to have you let me know. You want to storm the keep that's fine, just let me know so I can back you up if things go fubar. You and your team need to grow I understand that, but just please take back up is all I am asking." He finished in a soft voice. He knew he could not stop her from fighting or putting herself in danger no more then he could turn Anko or Yuugo into housewife's, but he would be sure to drill proper safety into her.

Rias was near tears herself, she could hear the plea and the hurt in his voice. "Okay Naruto, I'm sorry I did not call you. It really was a small thing that no one was in real danger from but I understand what your saying. How about this, in the future I let you know and if its something they need to do on their own I have you on call so to say, will that make you happy?" she asked.

"Yes, it would. Please understand that anyone at any time could end you in a fight. If we were to go by your ranking system after seeing some of my battles, what rank do you think I was in my world? Ultimate? High? No I was still ranked as a freshly reincarnated devil. Due to the war and how fast things moved I never had an official promotion, so the person fighting all those battles and winning was the same rank as Asia in there. The moral of the story is just because they are low rank dose not mean they have no skills, okay?" Naruto told her.

Rias head was spinning. Naruto was a low class fighter in their world! No it was they never got around to promoting him, that would be like Issei taking on the four Maou and staying low class, it made no sense. But they were in a war at the time she figured. "No worries Naruto, I will be careful." she said as she leaned into his shoulder, giving him some comfort. "So you got a Rook, Knight and Pawn now huh?" she asked to change the subject.

"And Queen. I may have traded your brother my blank mutation queen for Grayfia." Naruto told her about how all his pieces were mutation pieces and how things went on Mt. Myoboku. " I plan on getting Grayfia to get them up to date and over the next few weeks we need to talk to your buddy Sona to get them jobs at the school. Baa-chan can run the nurses station Anko can work well as a P.E. Instructor and Yuugo can work as an office assistant or something. Inter-dimensional travel though wipes you out though, so they all went to crash, we can talk more tomorrow with them about it." Naruto said with a yawn.

"I can see your tired. I have a few things to do tonight, I'll see you later." she said as she gave him another kiss then walking out the door. She could not believe he had also traded for the 'Strongest Queen'. She shivered at the thought of facing him in a few years in a rating game, though now she knew what was coming she now just had to train her peerage for it.

### Flash Back End ###

Looking over he saw the letters his friends had addressed to him. Picking up Shikamaru's first he cracked it open to see the lazy scrawl of his best friend.

'Hey Knuckle-head, writing this so you know we all are okay with what happened. Knowing you your going to get all mopey about it in a few years so we all figured we would write you and let you know its okay. Just give em hell over there and remember me now and then when you watch the clouds.'

Signed

Shikamaru

'Hnn, straight to the point the lazy bastard' Naruto thought to himself with a grin as he picked up Ino's letter.

'Hey you idiot, next time at least hang around to let us know. Just take care of yourself. Shika and I are getting married soon, doubt the lazy ass hole told you. We are also adopting Sensi's child so we will be okay. Next time your in the area you owe me and Ten-ten a shopping trip or so help me!'

Signed

Ino

Naruto smiled at that. Ino over the past year or so had become one of his closest friends after Sakura passed away. They had both needed closure after that. Her and Shika was a bit weird but he always got strange vibes from those two. He really should try to get those two over here, along with Ten-ten. He would talk to Baa-chan tomorrow. Hearing a knock on the door he called for them to come in, watching Grayfia walk in with a serious face.

"Whats wrong Grayfia?" He asked

"Naruto-san, it seems Riser has been pushing more and more to speed up the marriage between himself a Rias-sama. I have several contacts in the Phenex house, almost all of them from his peerage alone. The way he treats some of his pieces is disgusting, and their only choices are to run away and become stray devils or try to get traded, though the chances of a good trade with someone like Riser is very low. They a lot of times could go to someone just as bad. There have been a few requests to myself for help as payment for their services." Grayfia said with a small frown. "Four of them came to me not long before you arrived and all but begged me for help. It seems he reincarnated them with promises of fair treatment, but all he really does is treat them like slabs of meat. If they show unwavering devotion he seems to leave them alone for the most part, but..." she left the statement unfinished seeing how angry Naruto was becoming by the situation.

After taking a few breaths to calm down he looks at Grayfia. "Okay, we need a plan that will allow me to trade for them if possible. Who are they by the way?" He asks.

"One of his Rooks, her name is Xuelan. Another is one of his Knights Karlamine. And two of his Pawns Marion and Burent. He seems to take perverse pleasure in dressing them in humiliating outfits as well as forcing other activities with them. Their choice is to go along with it or become stray devils right now. All four if they were to come to us knowing how you would treat them would be welcome additions to our peerage as well. Xuelan is known as one of the best Rooks of her class with the ability of psychokinesis, Karlamine is also one of the top ranked Knights of her class, easily on par with Yuto. Marion is quite adapt at magic with well above average power even though she hides that ability so as not to draw attestations to herself and Burent holds a sacred gear called Bow of the Ice Shard which she has hidden till now. It is a long range ability that freezes what ever the arrow pierces though it is doubtful it would work or last long on a more powerful opponent then herself. I was going to bring this up later as you have a lot on your plate at the moment, but the chances of him pushing something though in the next week or two is quite high. They risked quite a bit to get me this information as if they are caught being disloyal to Riser..." she again left it unsaid.

"Okay Grayfia, we need a plan to not only get them traded to myself, but to use my pieces in them. First off is that possible?" Naruto asked

"Yes it is possible though rarely done. Giving back the piece leaves them in the exact same state they were in when the piece was added, most likely dead. It takes a lot of trust to allow oneself to be killed just to swap a piece. Though to get a mutation piece I doubt they would mind." She added.

"Okay, see if you can get back in touch with them when its time. Now you said the books have yet to go live in the underworld right?" after seeing her nod he continued. "Okay so Riser is a grade one perv, so no doubt would love those books, I would like you to leak the first two to him, maybe though one of those four, maybe the first four if he demands his peerage look for them, one to each of them so they can get some last minute favor. If the plan goes off like we think it will, I will add a side bet that if we win I get how ever many of his people I want for myself, maybe say its for 'research' though if you could pass it on to the girls its a bluff and I would never do that too them I would be grateful. If we lose I give him the rights to all fifty books, he loses I get to pick from his peerage. Other then those four any other news on his people, as in are the rest wanting to stat or what?" Naruto asked.

"Hmm that's a good plan Naruto-san. Knowing Riser he wont think he can lose, and knowing him the thought of all fifty books plus the rights to them would make it impossible for him to refuse as he would look like a coward. And no, the rest of his peerage seem to be fine with how he treats them, though he does treat each of them different so it may just be they are either okay with how things are or are treated well enough not to care. I asked the same question when they first came to me." She answered.

"Okay, then get a message asap to those four, also let Riser know that Rias knows the author, that may speed this up a bit. If you can get a message to them tonight, I would expect him showing up Tuesday at the latest. Let them know as much or as little as you think is necessary but make sure they know when they become mine, they are their own people and will not be forced into ANYTHING! That should get them though the next few weeks." Naruto said staring out the window. He really hated people who forced others into any kind of sex trade. Riser was going to get far far worse then he already had planned for him. As he was lost in thought he felt a weight settle into his lap, looking over he watched as Grayfia snuggled into his chest. "Umm not that I'm complaining or anything Grayfia, but..." he really had no idea what to say after that. He knew this was a possibility after awhile but to come about so quick seemed a bit out of character for her.

"Shhh, its nothing really. I am just amazed how much you care for others you have never met. I knew I was falling for you after the first month we spent together but I wanted more time to get to know you. I know we are waiting for after Riser is beaten, but know that afterwords I want to explore us as well." Grayfia said in a small unsure voice as she got up and placed a chaste kiss on his lips, turning to leave.

"Grayfia," Naruto called before she opened the door, "That's something I'm looking forward too as well, sleep well." he said as she left the room. He was caught off guard at that confession so really had nothing else he could say.

### Break ###

Waking up with a start for the first time sense coming to this dimension due to his danger senses blaring, Naruto awoke and jumped to the side, dumping his red headed sleeping companion onto the ground with a thud just seconds before a kuni thanked into his head board. "The fuck is going on!" he shouted as he gripped the ceiling with his feet looking around. "Anko, what the hell did I do to deserve an assassination attempt at... five in the god damn morning!" he yelled out to the figure in the door frame.

"The problem Narruuuttoooo-kun is its been six months for us...SIX GOD DAMN MONTHS! Both Yugao and I have not been touched other then by each other in those six months, and you know how cranky I get when I don't get my allowance of Naruto time! The only reason we did not strip you in your kitchen last night was due to how tired we were from what ever those toads of yours did!" Anko said while a black miasma leaked out of her.

'Shit' Naruto thought to himself. 'She's horny, and nothing short of taking care of that will allow everyone to get out of this unscathed.' "Look Anko-chan, trust me I know what your saying. Its been two months for me but I have some big things that are going to go off at random for the next little be and need to be in peak condition for when it does. Can you get by with some clones for the next few days? I was going to let you and Yuago have as many as you wanted anyway for a bit to catch you up on everything they could while Grayfia was going to catch you up on what I can't. And Yugao-chan, I can feel you sneaking up behind me." Naruto said.

"Hrmph, damn it Naruto-kun, can't you at least play along and let me kidnap you? I can live with a few clones for now if Anko can, they are pretty much you anyway. Whats coming up that keeps you from helping them though?" Yugao asked from behind him.

During all of this Rias just sat there wide eyed. She was having a great dream about making love to Naruto when she was dumped on the floor, only seconds before a knife hit where Naruto's head would have been. She was about to attack the people who were attacking them, but quickly found out it was Anko who she had yet to have a real conversation with yet due to how tired they were the night before. Seems a pent up Anko was a very dangerous thing, and as much as she wanted Naruto, she could see from their point of view that she may have to let him be with them before she was. Though from the sound of it, it would not be the first time. She felt bad that she had separated Naruto from his lovers and resolved she would help them get some time alone when she heard Naruto offer his clones due to things coming up. For the first time the reality hit her that those clones could really take care of them on the nights he could not if what Yugao said was true. She kept listening to see what was so important as she got back into bed, like the attempted murder did not just happen as it seemed to be their way of... flirting? Foreplay? Something it seemed.

"Ahh, you know how I told you about that Riser-teme?" Getting two nods he continued. "Well it seems Grayfia had some spy's in his peerage, or combat team as you know them. Seems he treats some of his pieces little better then Ochi-pedo would," seeing Anko shiver at that. "and they got a hold of us last night. Seems Riser-teme is getting a mite impatient about claiming the contract and is pushing to force it now rather then in a few years which was the soft agreement between the two family's. Technically it can be pushed now as she is seventeen, but there was a backroom agreement between the two sets of parents to wait till Rias was out of collage which would add another five or so years. To a bunch of people who have lived over a thousand years five extra did not seem like anything wrong, but Riser-teme who is in his early twenties does not have the same grasp. Last night Grayfia and I altered our plans to deal with him. It will be the same setup, goad him into letting me into the match, but as he is a pervert we 'leaked' a few of the Icchi books to him, and I will bet the series vs his people, at least the ones that wanted out. They had approached Grayfia before Sirzechs knew about me at a pretty high risk if they found out. Even though things have changed I refuse to leave em there as slaves to that ass hat." Naruto finished.

"When do you think this will all go down? And will you need any help from us, or at least let us have a piece of him?" Anko asked.

"Really any time. Next few days it should start as far as we can tell, then a week too ten days as a standard prep time for a rating game. We will go somewhere to train Rias's peerage, that's where I'm going to need you two and Baa-chan to help me whip em into shape. Gonna be honest, the new pawn would last all of thirty seconds vs a fresh genin, the new bishop is not, I repeat not a combat person but more support and back line. The others need work, but I will be honest any low end jonin would be like a upper mid to high class threat in this world. Yes the ringers are like ringers in our world, maybe a little weaker but still able to kill. Seems battle field healing is super rare as well, so have Baa-chan give the two of you lessons as it will be a HUGE advantage to us. Due to my reserves we all know I can't do it." Naruto answered.

Yugao jumped down as he was talking to stand next to Rias, as he finished she leaned over and whispered into her ear, "Anko and I know the deal here, so we know you will be the primary wife Rias-sama and we plan on talking with you tonight after you get home so we all know what to expect, maybe swap some story's about the knuckle-head, but please understand he is the most important person to both Anko and I, even though she wont admit it to anyone but us. We need some Naruto time, not just his clones but him soon, make sure we can get some. He seems to have been here two months by his account, but to us its been over six. I hope you understand." she finished as she watched Naruto dodge a few more kuni's from Anko when he told her she would have to wait till lunch for dango so he could get the supply's.

"Trust me Yugao-san, I completely understand. Due to how the magic on the contracts work we can not be...fully intimate either. If everything goes the way he says we should be at my manor in the mountains this week and I have no problems having a clone for the nights there. He already explained that Anko needs...more then clones at times. Also please call me Rias, we will be sisters after all and with how knuckle-head as you call him is with suffixes..." she finished with a giggle.

"Oh yes, you have no idea. He called the leader of the strongest village old man from the age of four, the just now retired leader of the same village Baa-chan. He does not stand on formality at all. And please call me Yugao as well." She looked over to Anko who was watching them out of the corner of her eye and nodded. Anko looked Rias in the eye and winked and nodded to her as well with a thumbs up as she yelled at Naruto to make sure he had enough dango for lunch or she would castrate him with a spork.

As they left Naruto jumped from the ceiling back down to the bed. "Hey Beni-hime, the chat go alright?" He asked. When he saw the confused look in her eye he explained "I know how those two operate. Yugao is the diplomatic one, so she came over to introduce them while Anko kept me away so she could. Anko knows I am cooking her dango now but it gave her a reason to keep me occupied. So anything I need to know?" he asked.

"Nothing much, just a hello and we will talk tonight. Oh and they need some time with you soon, though from how Anko woke us up I think it should be real soon. Its been getting harder not to go further each day so I figure when we go off to camp for training if everything goes well you can leave a clone with me at night and help them adjust. I talked to Grayfia last night and we remind each other about a few things. As well as your taking all of this we sometimes forget that you did not have the best childhood only to be in almost constant combat for the past 6 years or so, only to earn some time off and then all of this gets dropped into your lap, destroying the plans you set up for your life. I'm not sure how you came to mean so much to me after only two months, but I am thankful each day you came and plan to make it so your just as thankful somehow." she said as she kissed him. "You know, you could make some extra clones for 'breakfast' while I make sure you are thankful." she said with a small smile.

Looking over to the clock and seeing they had about an hour before they had to get out of bed he made a few extra reinforced clones just in case as he settled back into bed. Life was good he thought as Rias slipped between his legs.

### Break ###

After their 'personal' time and a shower where Naruto lost his balance near then end with his only response to Rias was 'they said thank you' all four of them met up as they headed downstairs for breakfast. As they reached the dining room Naruto saw the whole group was there and decided to make a more in-depth introduction as well as let everyone know what was coming down the line.

"Yo all. Let me reintroduce these lovely lady's. Issei I swear on all that is unholy get your eyes up about a foot before I shove my foot up your ass." He nodded to Anko and Yugao. Or to where they were suppose to be standing at least. 'Well crap, seems they want to make an entrance.'

Just as he thought that a puff of purple smoke rose on the other side of the table and four daggers were thrown to the sides with a giant cloth sign that said 'Mistress Anko's Castration on Demand Services' and a crude stick figure holding a spork drawn on it. Everyone except Naruto and Rias were staring slack jawed at the performance as Naruto had shown Rias the memory of the first time Naruto had met Anko which was during the second test of his chunin exam.

"Hello gaki's! Name's Anko and my likes are Dango, Naruto-kun and beating the life out of peepers, my dislikes are perverts, pedos and the time it takes to make dango!" Anko said with an exaggerated thumbs up to the rest of them. She was wearing her standard mesh shirt, short black leather skirt and tan trench coat that barely covered her nipples.

"Anko, you really need to dress differently if we don't want to end up killing this kid here." Said a voice that came from no where, at least that's what it seemed to the rest of Rias's peerage including Rias as Yugao came from a swirl of rose petals next to Issei, sword drawn at his neck. "By the way, my name is Yugao and my likes are Sweet Red Bean paste, Naruto-kun and training, my dislikes are spicy food, perverts and things that interrupt my training that aren't Naruto-kun." Yugao was dressed in her normal ANBU armor minus cat mask. A black tight shirt with metal plates on the chest and shoulders and black tight pants with shin guards and black combat boots.

Seeing Issei gulp nervously Naruto decided to step in at that point. "Hey girls, don't kill the kid. Beat em if need be but make sure Baa-chan can heal him or Rias will get pissed at m..." was all he got out as a fist came from nowhere and punched him though three walls.

"Stupid brat, don't call me Baa-chan! How many times do I have to tell you that!" Tusnade said as she sat down to her breakfast. "It's too early to be causing this much commotion ya punk. Oh I'm Tusnade, the brats god mother. Don t let me catch you perving and don't screw with my drinks and we will get along just fine." She said as she caught a white bottle thrown at high speeds at her head. "Thanks brat." She called to the other room as a clone brought her a small cup.

"Whatever Baa-chan." Naruto replayed as he dodged a butter knife thrown at him. "Hey later on I need to talk to you about Shika Ino and Ten-ten." he said as he ignored the looks on everyone's face as he sat down to his own breakfast. Looking around he saw everyone standing still. "Oi you lot, sit down and eat up, lots to do today." he said as everyone quickly took a seat and was served.

"Naruto-sempi's family is scary." Koneko said as she piled crepes onto her plate.

"Ahh no we aren't...Koneko, right?" Anko asked getting a nod. "Once ya get used to us Koneko-chan we are all cuddly and fluffy like." Anko said with an over sweet smile which made everyone sweat drop.

"Oh Anko-sempi, teach me your ways." Akeno pleaded with her own over sweet smile.

"Oh god there's two of them, there's two of them." Issei kept repeating rocking back and forth, still not getting over the sword to his throat a moment earlier.

Anko stared at Akeno intently for a few seconds as if sizing her up and then had a huge grin plastered on her face. "We will talk." was all she said as everyone at the table got a small shiver down their spine.

By that time Tusnade had enough food and sake for her brain to reboot for the morning. "Sure brat, but you know two of them are next in line for their clans right? Also they are taking care of Asuma and Kunai's kid."

"Yeah Ino mentioned that, though the lazy bastard did not even tell me he was getting married to Ino. I plan on putting a pawn aside for the kid so when she gets older she can choose. But we both know both Ino and Shika have people that can take over for them with peace on its way. Not saying we will go for a minor fight but world war we could always go back for anyway, maybe sell it as an eternal stop gap or something I don't know. And you know the situation with Ten-ten, we need to get her out of there anyway before she breaks down. I kinda wanted you to handle that due to your summons ya know?" Naruto replied.

"Meh I can ask them but it will be up to them either to accept or not but I will try. Hell having Shika here alone would be worth three ANBU teams. Lazy bastard he maybe but still." She said getting a nod from the three other ninja's.

"Umm Naruto-nii, who are you talking about?" Asia asked tilting her head slightly to the side. Naruto felt that level of cuteness should be outlawed.

"Asia has anyone ever told you that the level of cuteness you exude should be outlawed?" Asia just blinked at him twice with her head still tilted and scrunched her nose as if trying to figure out what he meant as everyone else at the table laughed. "Never change Asia, never change. We are talking about a few more friends of mine back on my... I guess home world. Shikamaru is one of my oldest and best friends still living and probably the smartest/laziest person you will ever meet. Ino was the best friend of my team mate who passed away in the war and we became close friends and she is now getting married to Shika. Ten-ten was in the class a year above me but was on the team of another friend of mine who also passed away in the war and a good friend of mine. Shika and Ino are raising the child of their teacher. Which reminds me, Baa-chan, when Shika comes have him dig up Hidan's head and bring it with him. I got plans for him." And with that Naruto got a smile that almost scared the piss out of everyone in the room.

"I can ask brat, but you know how he feels about him. Any real reason other then to screw with people for him to come, otherwise he will more then likely say no." Tusnade said as the others at the table got a thoughtful expression on why Naruto would want a head.

"Come to find out this world has a fiction based correlation to him called a zombie. Also and I will show some to Anko later but I have a new pet theory on how to break a hardened ninja but really don't want to put it into practice with a normal person. All that and the fact we will have thousands of years to screw with him and I don't want some nut job coming back and putting him together. I'm sure there are other reason I can come up with but those are the main ones." Naruto said.

"Naruuuuto! Do not bring the zombie apocalypse to our dimension please." Rias said in a mock stern voice.

"No no its nothing like that, he is LIKE a zombie, he is not really a zombie. He might eat brains though, he is kinda messed up. But I promise his bite is not infectious... wait let me rephrase that, I am sure his bite wont make you a zombie, though it might get infected." Naruto replied.

"Ohhh Naruto-kun, show me really quick what those methods are like please." Anko said in a voice that may have sounded pleasant but promised pain to those that disobeyed. Naruto looked into her eyes and showed her memory's of My Little Pony and the songs This is the song that never ends and It's a small world.

"Keep those on a cycle 24/7. I doubt anyone would last more then a day." Was all Naruto said as Anko started rubbing her temples in pain.

"Dear Kami, Naruto, you know how my interrogations go. Poison, castration and pure flat out torture and even I would call those methods war crimes. Ibiki can NEVER learn them or he would find a way to cross the dimensional gap to have your babies." Anko said as she hugged herself tight as a clone handed her an Ipod.

"Put those two white ear buds in either ear and press the sideways triangle. It will play music from this world that will help counteract those two songs. The sooner the better before they take root." Was all Naruto said. Looking at Rias who had a quirked eyebrow he answered the unasked question those at the table had. "I shared with her an episode of My Little Pony and the songs Its a Small World and This is the Song that Dose Not End. Ninja's train to have as near edict memory as they can, so those three things are almost impossible to block out for us without a mind wipe. And Ibiki is the head of Anko's old T&I department, or Torture and Interrogation. Issei if you wish to ever reproduce curb your attendances around the house if you catch my drift. Lady s, think Jiraiya hobbies with fresh genin toughness if you catch him please."

Tsunade just groaned and put her head in her hands. "Brat what is it with you and finding these people? How you turned out decent I will never know."

"Hey that's not my fault. If you ever come across the old man ask him. He set me up with both Kakashi AND Ero-sennin. Issei here well, blame Rias for that one, though in all honesty he has potential. Okay now that everyone has eaten and been watered we need a quick sit rep of some things that have come up and some plans that have been made. Rias do you mind if I go over this really quickly?" Rias gave him a nod. "Okay long story short your Bucho here had two marriage contracts for her. Mine which was set up over seven hundred years ago but only reactivated a few months ago and no one could plan that, and one to a fried chicken, a guy named Riser Phenex. Now Riser-teme is a known man whore who does not treat women right and there is no way in hell he is getting my Rias! He is playing some underhanded games right now to push the issue a few years early but we are ready for him. In the next few days plan on him coming to the club house and try to start some shit. I need everyone to NOT react! We have a plan that if all goes the way we think it will, will allow us to save some of his people and ruin him for good. Also soon, we don't know when but in the next week we think plan on a seven to ten day training trip so put your affairs in order today. Grayfia, you passed the books I gave you off right?" he asked.

"Yes Naruto-san, though what was so special about those books?" Grayfia asked.

Naruto chuckled a bit before he answered. "There was an impotence seal on the pages of those books as well as a thirty day destruction seal. The seal works on the first male to read them and lasts until I use a counter seal." Naruto said with a smile which Grayfia and most of the women in the room returned.

"Those girls will thank you." Was all Grayfia said.

"Okay then, today Anko, Yugao and Baa-chan" he ducked a coffee cup that time. " I will leave a few clones to fill you in on everything and Grayfia can finish the rest. I'll leave you each a credit card and you all can go shopping for cloths from this world as yours will stand out way too much which Grayfia can help you with as well. With how well Ero-sennin's books are selling I doubt you could buy enough today to put a dent in the account so get whatever you feel you need as far as cloths and other items though I would wait till you know more about this world before you get anything major. Oh and Baa-chan, don't even bother with the stuff topside, its about as weak as our old tap water. Sirzechs knows where to get the good stuff, and Gambi supplied us with quite a bit of the good stuff so no danger any time soon. Also I have a training room in the basement for all three of you to regain control of your new ability's. With the way its set up it counts as enemy territory so Anko, I give you permission to promote from now until I revoke it. That should be enough for you to always have the ability. A normal Pawn resurrection will add about three times the ability's of the base form. So three times the strength speed and chakra, faster regeneration and increased toughness. I am sure there is more but those are the basics. Knights get about five times the speed but twice the amount of the other attributes and rooks get about five times the strength and toughness and twice the rest. My pieces are special as they double the normal amount. So your control will be wonky as hell and may need to do control exercises, but I have both trees and a waterfall in the basement that feeds into a lake, so everything you should need is down there." Seeing the look Rias was giving him he decided to answer by pulling out a striped bucket hat out of a seal and putting it on. "Yes Rias, I made it like I said I would." he looked around at the questioning glances. "Who here has seen bleach?" Everyone but the three new arrivals and Asia raised their hands. "I made the training room of ol' hat and clogs." which was received by a room full of excited devils. "The rest of you will see what I mean later or after school. Everyone's bento is on the counter, same colors as before except Asia's is tied with a pink bow and Yuto's with a blue one." He had made it so the bento boxes matched the color of the hair of the peerage members to keep confusion down. It had nothing to do with the fact that Issei's was colored shit brown and he had a perfect excuse for it, nothing at all...

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The rest of the day and night went as per their normal routine of classes and everyone eating lunch together, though Rias got her friend Sona and her peerage to take over her contracts for the next few weeks as we got word that our ploy with the books had worked as expected and Riser planned on making an appearance the next afternoon. He planned to push a rating game on Rias while he felt he had the advantage knowing she would use that to break the engagement, standard weakling tactic. That night Tsunade Anko and Yugao were almost glowing with happiness after Grayfia took them on their first mall trip. Even Tsunade said if she shared that memory with Ino and Ten-Ten he as good as had three new pawns as Ino would drag Shika's sorry ass here by force if need be. She had plans to go tomorrow to try to convince them so she could get back in time to help with the training trip. After everyone had a good look around the training room which Naruto made look more like the Hidden Leaf climate then a dusty desert everyone decided to eat dinner around the lake instead of going all the way back up to the kitchen. Time enough to train they all felt in a few days, now was the time to relax. Though Anko and Yugao were pissed they had to their control exercises again. Towards the end he called everyone to him.

"Okay guys, we talked about this a about two weeks ago. I am going to show you all some memories of some battles, though I will keep the worse out of them. The reason I am showing these too all of you is other then Grayfia and Rias none of you have any real clue as to what I can do. The few times I pull something minor out you guys freeze and that's not good on the battlefield. The reason I guess I waited so long is I wanted you guys to get to know me as I normally am as in a fight I am completely different, so please remember I am still me and you are never safer then when you are with me." they all heard the plea in his voice, as if he was afraid of how they would react and saw the three new arrivals nod their heads in agreement.

"Naruto-nii is a good person, we know that so don't worry." Asia said

"Don't worry about us Naruto-kun, Bucho has faith in you and that means we know you are a good person no matter what, though I wonder if Anko-sempi could share some of her memory's as well..." Akeno said to which Anko mouthed 'later' to her and got a nod in response. Yuto and Koneko nodded their heads in agreement with Akeno.

"Aniki is aniki. He is going to make sure I get my harem so no matter what he is my aniki even if he were to be an evil overlord who boils puppy's... not that he is or anything... uuuhhh never mind." Issei mumbled. Kami bless his simple little mind thought Naruto.

"Okay just remember what you said after you see these." And with that Naruto showed some of his fights in sage mode, his fight with Pein minus Kubification. After the merger that was no longer a danger so no need for them too see that. He showed them some of the fight with Garra when he went into Buju mode including the clones. And last he showed a memory of him throwing a Wind Shuriken Resanga and the battle where his mother showed up when he fought Kumura with his clones and chains and a little bit of Maranda pulling the meteor down on the army of shin-obi but not the aftermath of that. He made sure to show Anko, Yugao and Tsunade as well as he showed some stuff he thought he had yet to show them. Even Rias had not seen most of these, and what she had seen had come from someone else.

"Those are some of the kinds of fights I am used to in my home dimension. There are many more but honestly you don't need to see them as they are filled with blood and gore and wont show you anything really about my personal ability's. So now you know what style of warfare us four are trained for. Grayfia as someone who was in the Civil War which was the last all out conflict the devils have been involved in, how do you rate our skirmishes? I did not show any outright battles so it is not fair to have them compared." Naruto asked as he felt relived that he felt no real fear in any of his friends or lovers. Quite a bit of awe and he was pretty sure both Issei and Yuto were developing man crushes on him, something he would have to snip in the bud but still.

"Naruto-san, I wish I had the ability to share memories like that to show you the difference. But what you describe as skirmishes would be far far more then our biggest battle. Even the Great War did not have stories like those battles unless the leaders had taken the field like your grandfather or God himself." Grayfia answered.

"Okay cool then. So Anko and Yugao welcome to the BAMF ranks. To those not knowing what that means, it stands for Bad Ass Mother Fuckers. Baa-chan and I have lived at that rank for awhile but its nice to have company." he said as he dodged a boulder half his size by ducking slightly to the left. " Love you too granny. Oh shi..." he said as he flashed away from a punched leveled at his head. When Tsunade missed and hit the ground it caused a chasm twenty feet long and too deep to tell. "Damn Baa-chan, no need to get pissy." Naruto said from a safe distance.

"Tsunade, please don't kill him until I can at least get one child from that man-child over there." Rias said in a dead pan tone.

"Bhh I could have healed him... I think. Don't worry even if I kill the brat I will get a sample from him, not even death will keep me from grand babies." she almost squealed making everyone come to the same conclusion, Ninja's were crazy.

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