A/N Hello all. Rhos here with my first fic. I am a huge fan of the LN DxD series, though I have little love for its main male lead. After reading so many of the Naruto/DxD fics on the site, I realized not many go past the Riser arc. I wish to take my rendition till the end. It is my first fic, so please be gentile on the flames.
Tags are Romance/Parody with Humor added. This will be kind of heavy on romance and I will add lemons/limes to it. Even though Naruto is basically a God at full power, he is still far from it at the start of the story due to his body needing to change to accept all the extra Chakra, but even though he is Godlike, he will be letting his inner prankster out for fights and the world will learn to fear things like Space-time Manipulation Techniques that add Trouts to them MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! ( Don't ask, won't be as much fun, just roll with it)
One of the reasons I feel this will be okay is I want to be more focused on the character development, building in-depth personality's and such between the action. So be ready for Comedy and Fun, with a lot of romance and such. I plan on updating often as I am a disabled stay at home father, so I have plenty of time now that my child is back in school.
Confirmed entry's to Naruto's Harem
Rias, Grayfia, Akeno, Anko (Naruto's world) Yugao (Naruto's world) those are the main for now, will never be more then 8-10 main in the harem but there maybe some side harem members ( I.E. they become part of it but don't really stick to the story much) with 17 current books of material to go by, I have plenty of time to flush out everyone.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or High School DxD, otherwise Anko would have replaced Kakashi and given Naruto special training from the get go, and Ise would not be so dense tapping what was offered by book three. Nuf said.
"WHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT!" Screamed both Tsunade and Naruto as Fukasaku-jiji told them about the responsibility's of the last of the Rikudo Sennin line that Naruto had awakened during the final battle with Obito and Madara while absorbing eight of the nine tailed beasts into himself while keeping Kumara sealed within himself.
"That's right Naruto-boyo, this was set up a few hundred years ago between the current Maou's and Rikudo Sennin himself, when his blood was to awaken, if the ages were close that a Daughter of the Gremory would marry the last of his line. What we have yet to tell you is that after awakening his blood line, after the absorption of all that chakra while being a sage, you are immortal." Both Naruto and Tsunade's jaws drop at that statement. "Now the Gremory clan are from a different dimension, their kind are by default immortal as well, a whole world that has several races of immortal beings. Rikudo Sennin knew that his line would have issues in this world as immortals and set this up. Naruto-boyo, you really have no choice in this with how the treaty's were set up between the two dimensions, though I do know quite a bit about your fiance." said Fukasaku-jiji.
"Wait wait, hold up now Fukasaku-jiji, so let me get this straight. I am now an immortal bad ass who has a prearranged marriage, you knew about all this, and your just NOW dumping it on me? Oh and lets not forget its in an entirely new world...The fuck Fukasaku-jiji!" Naruto could barely keep his cool. He understood per-arranged marriages and such but he just turned seventeen, won a war and now had all this laid on him.
"Well sorry Naruto-boyo, but we needed to check up on their situation first before we wanted to tell you about all this. Its been hundreds of years sense the treaty was set up, there was no way to know if it could even be enacted. Now I have a picture I will show you in a moment, but let me tell you about her and a little of their world. She is your age give or take a few months, second oldest of the Gremory children with the oldest being one of their races four leaders. She currently is in another prearranged contract but from what we found out its not due to anyone wanting it other then the young man she is too wed, as it was set up before their birth and seems he turned out worse then that teme you grew up with, kinda like him crossed with Jiraiya-boyo, I love that kid but he had issues." That made Naruto grimace, Sauske arrogance with Ero-sennin's perverseness was a horrid combination to marry as an immortal, maybe he should listen better and who knows, she might not be too bad. Noticing the look on Naruto's face Fukasaku-jiji continued "Yha its that bad, but there is still time before its enacted. We talked to Sirzechs Lucifer formerly Sirzechs Grimory who gave us this information who is her brother. What they propose is you coming to them in the next few days and starting to get to know the young lady, and they will teach you more about their world. With the two competing contracts it really would be up to you and the young women on what to do. If you decide to go through with it, you may have to fight him, but honestly..." with that Fukasaku-jiji just grinned to let him know what he thought. "Oh and here is some pictures of her, now after looking at them if you don't at least want to give this a chance I will be calling into question if your balls survived the war haha." With that he tossed a photo to both Tsunade and Naruto. Hell even with him being over 2,000 years old and a toad he still wished he could be in Naruto's shoes.
Tsunade had been quite after the first yell, trying to take in all the information that was being said. Immortal! Her godson was not only the last of the Sage's line but immortal, she knew he had to go. After losing Dan and the others, she could not imagine outliving everyone hundreds of times over. Looking down at the picture of the women in question even she got a little tint of a blush to her cheeks. Long red hair, a bust near her own size, porcelain skin and fit. Hell she could be one of the most beautiful women shes ever seen, yes her godson just scored the jack pot. And he deserved it. Her guilt about not being there the first twelve years of his life was still something that ate her up almost daily, the horror he lived though. If anyone deserved happiness is was her god son. She would make sure he at least gave this young women a chance or she would beat some sense into him until he did.
Naruto on the other hand did not blush at all. I mean hell one could not go though three years of Ero-sensei's training and not become almost immune to this kind of thing. Five times a week at least was spent in brothels gathering information, and Ero-sensei always made sure to train him so he never got caught out by a kunoichi, so learning about the female body on how to please and how to be pleasured was part of his training. And even though he did not have sex often, he knew his way around females. Though this women was easily one of if not the most beautiful women he had ever seen. Blue-green eyes, bright red hair, a rack that was just amazing. Her skin looking like the moons reflection on a mid summers lake. Hell even he would have to question if his balls survived the war if he did not at least meet these people. He also knew that no matter what he had to go. Out living so many during the war had taken a huge toll on him. Sakura, Hinata, Kiba, Negi, Lee, Kakashi and others all lost in the war, he could not fathom outliving everyone else time and time again. Also if he was to ever have the family and rebuild his clan like he promised his Tou-san and Kaa-san then he would have to go, the thought of outliving his wife and children ripped at his very soul. With a quick glance over to Baa-chan, with her nod he looked back to Fukasaku-jiji.
"Yha, I'll go and meet her at least. Hell I have a feeling Baa-chan would beat me until I did if I refused..." at this Tsunade chuckled letting him know he was right. "Besides we don't have to talk about the other reasons such as rebuilding my clan and such, we can all figure out those issues I would have here as an immortal. The least I can do is head on over there and see whats what right. When do we leave, honestly the sooner the better before I come to my senses and stay for Baa-chan's hat." Naruto says in a fake happy voice with tears starting to stream down his cheeks. Baa-chan was like the mother he never had, he knew she felt bad for not being there for him, and no matter how much he told her he did not fault her for his life, she still took it hard. Who knows he thought, maybe he could have a kid soon so at least she got to spend some time with him or her before she passed. That would make her happy he felt.
"Don't give me that ya brat, I still got quite a few years with this hat thank you. And damn right I would beat you till you accepted, least your starting to think knuckle-head. Naruto, I give you one last mission from the Leaf, and that is to live happy and if you do decide to marry her, let me meet her once. With that I am taking you off the roster and putting you on an indefinite recon mission in case you ever want to come back for a bit. Now come here and give me one last hug" Tsunade was also crying a bit. She really did love Naruto as a son she never had and knew this was the only way he could be happy, but she hated to see him go. She thought now with the war over he would settle down and start raising a family, she could pass off the hat after he had his first born so should could spoil the tike senseless. But it seems now that could not happen, so as happy as she was for Naruto she was still at a loss.
"Well Naruto-boyo, after you pack we will be on our way. We have to first head to Mt. Myoboku where they will summon you from. You toad summons will still be effective as well as any other techniques , quite honestly you are going to be one of the top 50 most powerful beings to start with over there, but don't get cocky. If they got together they would still kick your ass, so remember that. I would seal up any scrolls and techniques you can, even though we can come back, its quite a burden, honestly you should just seal up the Namikaze Estate so you have a house ready to go, also its already got the library's and your arsenal in it, so it will make it quick with a few small scrolls and a few larger ones." Said Fukasaku-jiji
"Alright, sounds like a plan, guess I will be ready in about fifteen minutes. Baa-chan, I really don't feel like explaining this to the rest of em, could you at least tell Yugao and Anko about this, they at least are owed an explanation." With that Naruto jumped out the window to go seal his home to get ready for the move before Tsunade could say anything. He felt that after training with both Yugao and Anko that something might have happened between the three of them. Yha they all had sex before but at the time it was war, so nothing other then sex ever came of it. But had he stayed, he could see the three of them being married, but his immortality would change that and he could not face them himself to let them know. Well time to get ready to go to his new world.
***Break***
Rias could not believe it. She was utterly blown away by the news her brother brought to her yesterday. A marriage contract that was made almost 700 years ago between the Rikudo Sennin and house of Gremory had been invoked. From what she understood was the conditions for the contract were never thought to have been able to be cleared, as it would take the last of the Rikudo Sennin line to awaken his blood line and claim his inheritance in this world. Legend said that their were two great primordial gods during the Great War era, Trihexa the 666 Beast and the Jubi, the Ten Tailed Demon God who was made up of demonic energy made sentient. While God had sealed Trihexa he was left utterly exhausted for decades, and Rikudo Sennin sealed the Jubi, though God had sealed the 666 Beast in its own void dimension, Rikudo Sennin sealed the Jubi into himself and left to yet another dimension. That act had set him and his decedents up as a Top Pillar House for all time if they ever came back, but it was more an honorary thing, as news came back after his death due to demonic power poisoning, he split the Jubi into nine pieces. He knew he would die one day, as only one who was born with the Jubi or at least a fragment could live though the energy increase. Before he left, he and her brother the current Maou Lucifer set up a marriage contract, knowing any child of his line that had the Jubi and live though it would be immortal and where he was going his child would be the only one, her brother took no time time pledge a daughter of his clan.
That was 700 years ago and even her brother forgot about it, that was until a small toad came to him. When she first heard him call for her that day, she almost refused. She was pissed as hell he had not broken the contract with Riser yet, even more so when he said he could not. But something in the back of her head told her to go that morning, and she was blown away by what he told her.
****Flash Back****
"Ri-tan, I have what maybe the answer for our issues. You and I both know Riser is an ass, and if I could break this stupid contract I would. But with how things are right now, with the old maou faction starting to rise again and everything else, if I were to step in I could have a revolt amongst the old school hard line houses, which could lead to a rebellion. Hell even his parents feel bad about this. Now that being said, this here is Fukasaku-jiji bringing news about a long lost friend whose line has just been reawakened. I had a contract set up with him over 700 years ago, but never knew his line survived." Rias at that time held up her hand.
"Who's line, who are we talking about Onii-sama?" Hopefully she thought it would not be too bad, I mean who ever he was talking about just had to be better then Riser, right?
"Oh well you may have heard of the line, maybe not..." with a big grin he said "The line of the Rikudo Sennin." He almost had to suppress a belly laugh at how his sisters jaw dropped and she almost face faulted while standing still. He knew she knew the legend backwards and forwards, how she use to pretend she was Rikudo Sennin when she was younger like most children did when they were young, his legend was still alive to this day thanks to him and Serafell. Had he not left he could have swore those two would have gotten hitched. To this day she had not found another. "I will let Fukasaku-jiji tell us about him, I have not heard much, soon as the basics were told to me I called you right away so he could tell us both at the same time."
It was then that Rias looked over and saw what looked to be a 2 foot tall toad sitting on a chair sipping tea. "Ahh Rias-hime, yes I was just telling Sirzechs-dono about Naruto-boyo. If you don't mind I would like to show some I guess you would call them memories, but its quicker then just words. This way I can explain easier the situation on why Rikudo Sennin's line reactivated." With a nod from the two Gremory's. "Wait Fukasaku-jiji, can I call my Queen in here as well before you start, she would more then likely be the one to help the young man adjust if all goes well." with a quick nod he called his Queen into the room. "Grayfia, I am sure you have been listening to our conversation, I wanted you here for the memories as well."
With that Fukasaku-jiji started showing them the memories of Naruto's life after his training trip with Jiraiya-boyo, the war and Naruto's skill in battle. His fight with Pein, parts of his training to become a sage, some of his clone training when he got over 5,000 clones which Fukasaku-jiji still could not believe, his battles with the kages and his union with the Kyubi for the fight with Obito. Then at the end he showed how Naruto had to absorb the one though eight tailed beasts, still housing Kyubi. In all that he showed Naruto's drive to protect his precious people, his drive to never give up and some of his finer points, as well as a few pranks for good measure. Showed him cry over the graves of his fallen loves Hinata and Sakura and now at the end him standing on the Hokage's monument to show how he looked now. When the memories ended, he looked around, both Rias and Grayfia had tears in their eyes as well as quite a bit of awe, and Sirzechs had a far away look in his eyes.
Sirzechs was the first to speak up. "Thank you Fukasaku-jiji for sharing that with us. Just seeing that I feel privileged to see the grandson of my best friend. His grandson has grown to be the same kind of man he was, though honestly quite a bit more powerful. I mean damn what the hell do you people put in the water over there. Were those really base humans! Meteors from the sky! Fire storms, water walking, pure destruction on a grand scale the fuck. I know he said he would have to put his power into the land, something called chakra but holy hell! That being said..." He turned to Rias, "Ri-tan, if he comes, and you both approve of one another, I approve. But understand that you will not be his only. Someone like that will have a few wives to help rebuild his house, the House of Rikudo will have to be reborn and become strong, but after seeing those memory's and some of his skills I have no doubt he will make you happy if that's what you choose." Looking around and seeing Grayfia with a light blush on her face as well got him thinking he may have also solved his problem getting Grayfia someone in her life as well. Even though he and his wife go out to every function together, claim their marriage and denounce all the rumors all the time, there are still some that think his Queen and him are an item. That and her devotion to him for saving her during the war has kept her off the market far too long, maybe if all goes well he could trade out for a free Queen piece, who knows but that is definitely something he should plan for some.
It took Rias a few seconds for her mind to reboot and make sense of what her brother just said to her. 'Dear Lord he was hot' was all she could think at the time. He looked to be around 6 foot, blond with his hair to the middle of his shoulders and two bangs, one on either side. She could tell his body had no fat on it, the muscles were forged in combat, not like someone who worked out, but someone with lean powerful muscles. And in anything he wore during the memories he looked amazing in it. To think she could marry him and not Riser was a dream come true. Sharing was not an issue, she knew Riser made his peerage into a whore house anyway and had come to terms with it somewhat, besides after seeing his, what was it, shadow clones, it did not even seem sharing would be an issue. No after seeing what seemed to amount to years of this man, she would do anything to replace Riser with him, that much was certain.
"Onii-sama, quite honesty sharing has never been an issue with us devils, you know that. Of course the House of Rikudo would have to have multiple wives for the first few generations, and if he is anything like those memories portrayed him to be, I would be a fool not to get to know him at least, is there any word when we would meet?" with that she looked over at Fukasaku-jiji
"Well young miss, it will be at least a few days. You see I have yet to even tell him anything hehe. We did not even know if the House of Gremory still stood, let alone the situation. 5 days from now should be when we come, we will need you to summon him then, we will bring the marker later to help with the summon. And don't worry, I know Tsunade-hime will force him to come no matter what, so he will be here."
****Flash Back End****
In less then a hour she was to meet Naruto. She had shown Akeno and Koneko the memories, which of course had Akeno asking when her turn with him was, though Koneko said she wanted to see if he could teach her Senju. She had told Akeno that if they got engaged then a few months after, when they had solidified enough, and told Koneko that if they got engaged she would ask. Akeno understood and was quite happy to wait and Koneko was also okay with waiting.
'Knock Knock' "Come in" Yelled Rias.
"Rias-sama, Sirzechs-sama wanted me to inform you the summoning was ready and everyone was waiting for you to start." Said the maid at the door. "Okay, thank you" She replied, taking a few deep breaths before teleporting to the summoning chamber.
"Ri-tan, so good of you to make it! Okay everyone, places places. Ri-tan and Grayfia stand next to me, the rest of ya guys stand behind me and try to look professional" looking around it seems like her brother had his entire peerage here as well as some of the maid staff. Giving herself one last look over to make sure she was ready she stood by her brother waiting for the summon to be complete.
As she was lost in thought her body started to feel warm, like a blanket was being wrapped around her giving her a slightly fuzzy feeling. Looking up she saw smoke over the circle starting to disperse, in the center was that same 6 foot tall blond from the memories she saw, this time waring the same battle garb he wore during that fight with that bastard Pein. It was a red cloak with black flame trim, a black skin tight mesh muscle shirt with a pair of black semi baggy pants and sandals, all in all it almost made her mind shut down yet again 'Again, dear lord I am going to marry THAT!' was all she could think about again.
Naruto was a little queasy after the inter-dimensional summon, as the smoke cleared he started to take in his surroundings. Even if this was a non hostile environment old habits died hard. The first three people he saw was a man flanked by two females, the man was about as tall as he was with crimson red hair 'That must be Sirzechs, then the person next to him must be his head maid and the other one... oh my god, is that her. That picture did not do her justice. Jiraiya-sensei, if your looking down at me I swear you better stop what ever it is you are writing or so help me...' Looking past them seemed to be some guards and some of the help staff. As he could feel no ill intent, though quite a bit of lust in the air, he relaxed his stance and gave a smile.
"Ahh Sirzechs Lucifer-dono, hello I am Uzumaki Naruto, but please just call me Naruto." he said with a small bow.
"Ne ne Naruto, if its like that please just call me Sirzechs. To my left is Grayfia Lucfuge and to my right is my sister Rias Gremory. Behind us is the rest of my peerage which I will introduce later." Sirzechs replied
"Ahh Rias-san, hail from the Elemental Nations. It is my pleasure to be here and look forward to getting to know you over these coming times." He figured he may as well use some of that formal training Baa-chan drilled into him, he may be a fool but he was not stupid.
"Thank you Naruto-san, but please call me Rias. And I too am looking forward to getting to know you as well." If he was going to be formal for this, Rias felt she should as well.
"Thank you Rias, please call me Naruto as well then. Now that we got all this stuffy formality out of the way, mind if we find a nice place to sit so we can all talk and get to know one another. Fukasaku-jiji said he showed some of the memories from my world, and I bet there was not even one that showed me in a formal setting Ha ha. So before I blow it, may as well find a place to chat, Ne?" Naruto said with a chuckle as he saw the others in the room laugh some as well. He could tell other then Rias and some of the wait staff, the rest were warriors like him, so they would understand.
"Haha right this way Naruto, we can retire to the lounge, I already have our chefs making you some ramen so we can have a snack while we all talk." With the mention of ramen, Naruto's eyes lit up. If this was how it was going to be, hell he may never leave.
"Lead the way Sirzechs, lead the way." Naruto said.
****Break****
After a few bowls of ramen and small talk between Rias Grayfia Sirzechs and Naruto, all of them feeling out the others Sirzechs started with some of the serious talk. "Naruto, you have no idea how good it is to see you. I don't know if Fukasaku-jiji told you, but your grandfather, Rikudo Sennin was a very good friend of mine and I am very glad his line is back. From what I have seen you and he have a very similar personality. I know Fukasaku-jiji told you some of the situation over here but I am going to give a bit more detail, and over the next few days we can give more. I have several tutors ready to help you catch up on knowledge you will need over here that you can use your clones for if what Fukasaku-jiji said is correct." Getting a quick nod from Naruto he continued. "If it were in my power none of this would be necessary, but you have to understand. After the Great War, the three factions faced extinction, our numbers were so low. We came up with a reincarnation system to help our numbers grow, but what we call "pure blood" devils were still facing extinction, so marriage contracts were the only way we could keep us going. Reincarnation really only makes someone a mixed species, so if a human becomes a devil they can though their actions become a high class devil, but will always be base human, no matter how strong they become. Our traits such as the Power of Destruction would not pass on from such a union in most cases, and for a devil to become pregnant is quite difficult. Due to our immortality our birth rate is really low. Add to the mix if I were to break the arrangement between us and the Phoenix clan, which is a very well respected clan other then their third son it could cause a revolt amongst the old hard liners, which we can't afford right now with the tentative peace we have with the fallen angles and heaven. We still had six months or more and were still looking at options, but honestly I don't think there were any to be had till you came along. Now my family and I have agreed it will be both your and Rias choice on what to do, all we ask is you have an open mind. No matter what, you have a place here, as the House of Rikudo, your grandfathers house, will become active with you here now. You are a high class devil entitled to your own peerage, but we will get to that over the next few days. The last thing is how our society is. Due to strong blood lines such as yours being in danger of fading away, most high class devils have multiple wives, heads of houses such as you are almost required to do so. That being said, if you were to marry Rias, she would be your main wife as well as someone who would have a say in any future wives. I just wanted the basics on the table before we started talking in depth." Sirzechs said.
'Wow' Naruto thought, 'That makes so much sense if I change a few words' "Okay honestly I can understand most of that, let me recap so I know for sure..." with a quick nod from Sirzechs, "Due to what in my world is Blood Line Limits, some family's must marry others to keep the blood line active for certain. Yours is a special top tier Blood Line and the contract was made before they were born with an honorable family but the third son turned out to be an ass, but due to politics there is no easy way out without a lot of death. Due to my ancestor I am nobility so will be required to rebuild my clan, and the current contract came about due to your friendship with my ancestor. It is mine and Rias's choice if we do this, and if we do she would be my main wife for a Clan Restoration. And you..." turning to Rias, who started blushing slightly under his gaze 'file that for later, seems like I know where this is going' "Know all this, and are okay with it? I just need to make sure."
"Yes Naruto-kun.." 'Wow' Naruto thought 'She is moving quick, I wonder what memories Fukasaku-jiji showed them, and how much of an ass this Riser guy is. I may have to humiliate him when we fight...I think a Trout, yha a trout beating should do' "That sums it up pretty quickly. Fukasaku-jiji showed us quite a few memories of your world, and quite honestly I would love to get to know you better to see if this will work. And I always knew that anyone I would marry would have a few wives, all I ask in that area is to be treated like a person whose option matters and honestly that would be far more then I could ever hope with Riser" Rias said
'Ouch venom when she said his name speaks volumes about the jerk.' "Hehe, Rias, no matter how this goes that is a promise I can make, when we get a chance I will show you some memories of mine that has ingrained that female fury is really the only thing left in the cosmos that can kill me. Some of the smartest and most powerful people I know or knew were female, only a fool ignores them and only a retard upsets them." When he said that he felt that may have been the exact right thing to say, both Sirzechs and Grayfia were nodding their heads in agreement and approval while Rias just smiled her first real smile she wore sense he met her. Seems she had been guarded, not that he blamed her. Seems this Riser is more of a dick then he thought.
With a loud clap bringing attestation back to him Sirzechs said "Well great now that's out of the way. Naruto I have some tutors ready tomorrow so you can learn about the underworld and everything you need to know, as well as bringing you up to date on the human world as well. Rias attends school their, as it is vital in our family's option to know your way around both worlds.." Getting a nod from the ninja who knew that knowledge of such things were vital to blend in and thrive in an environment, "Ri-tan has to go back in a week as summer break ends, in that time I would hope you can catch up and maybe agree to go with her and attend classes in the human world. One of the things Devils do for survival is contracts with humans, not souls but wealth and favors, for services. The best way to become great at this is to understand the human world inside and out and why we feel its vital to spend time up there for the young. By the way, I understand you still have a fragment of the Jubi still actively sealed in you?"
"Yha Kumura is still with me, the Kyubi. He is asleep right now. We talked after the battle where I absorbed the others and he will be sleeping for awhile longer until he can balance the energy. Right now I am at around 30% of my power, it will be awhile till I am at 100%. He said it has to be a slow process so I don't explode from the rush of energy and succumb to chakra poisoning like the Rikudo Sennin did. To put that in perspective, you saw my fight where he and I merged with Obito? Well that was me at around 25% of where my final power will be.." Seeing their jaws drop at that information, "Yha I know right...well anyway give him a few months to wake up and I will let him out to talk. I can put him in a clone and let him out for a bit now, oh and as far as going to the human world I am all for it. Not only can I get to know my possible future wife, and lets all be honest I doubt there is another outcome. I may not know much about this Riser guy, or this world yet or even about you guys, but I do know you have been nothing but honest with me and I hope that is the final outcome, but any ninja worth his salt would go as information like that saves lives."
Rias was so happy she could burst when he said that. Even knowing him for as little time as she did she already knew he was 100 times better then Riser, his aura alone was warm and comforting making her feel happy and protected was the only way she could word it. Now all she had to do is be herself, not lie to him as it seemed he could detect that. Though honestly he was a sage so feeling intent and lies should be easy for him. Good times seemed to be on the horizon.
***Break***
Over the next week Naruto abused the shit out of his clones. Lucky for him the months of learning Fuinjutsu taught him patience and composure, otherwise learning about the 72 pillars and devil customs while getting a crash course of years of human school would have driven him insane. After learning about a peerage and the evil pieces system, he sent a message to Baa-chan that he may have a way to confer his status as he called it to her Anko and Yugao and to let them know that he would be coming in three months to talk to the three about it to see if they wanted to join him over here.
After showing Rias more of his memories, such as the training trip ( minus the whore houses) and Anko and Yugao's training, as well as Baa-chan and some of his memories with her she was in full agreement for him to add them to his peerage when he got his pieces later on. He thought she had a feeling about his relationship with his two trainers, but neither of them brought it up, Naruto leaving enough memories for her to guess it decently enough without showing the sex, and Rias realizing they more then likely would have been his wives had he stayed, both felt now was not the time to bring that up anyway.
Speaking of Rias, now that he spent a week with her, learning about her life, likes and dislikes and such, he could honestly say he was more then happy. She was what was called an Otoku, but after watching some of this so called anime he was quite astounded by it, liking maybe not as much as her, but still liking it. That seemed to please her to no end as well, he guessed Otoku's were not well received for whatever reason. She was smart, beyond beautiful, funny and just all around someone who he could see spending the rest of his life with. Something he learned in the war was when you had something good in your life, you held onto it for dear life, and Rias seemed to be good for him and he felt to let it slip away would be the height of insanity.
So here he was at dinner between him and Sirzechs on his last night in the castle before they went topside. It was a Friday night, they wanted to have the entire weekend before Monday to set up the house and everything. He had confirmed with him yesterday that they had land bought near the school where he could unseal his mansion. It was funny when he asked Naruto what kind of home he wanted him to buy him. When Naruto said just 10 acres of land Sirzechs looked at him funny. That's when Naruto told him he sealed his family's mansion up from his old dimension. After showing him some storage seals Sirzechs thought it was amazing and promptly bought the land with the condition that he got to watch it happen which Naruto quickly agreed too.
After Sirzechs poured himself a drink he passed hit to Naruto which took it and poured himself a drink himself. When Sirzechs raised his eyebrow at this Naruto simply said "'Old enough to kill, old enough to fuck, old enough to drink' was my people's motto. If you can send a 12 year old to war you can send him to a bar." Sirzechs looked a bit green at that, but nodded anyway. He was right, if you were old enough to take a life you were old enough to drink.
"So depressing shit aside Naru-tan, how was your week and any decisions on if you are going to be calling me Onii-sama in the future?" He knew it was going to happen, but wanted to have some kind of confirmation so he could get the rest set up.
"The week has been...enlightening. I will tell you if it was not for my clones I would be insane at this point with all that shit you had me learn, seems I am not even done yet either. Could you spare someone to continue my education in the human world. When I was younger I never bothered to learn about politics and such, but seems that would be a death sentence here if I failed to know it backwards and forwards. And I think you have a snow balls chance in hell of me calling you Onii-sama ya bastard, though brother or Onii-san I think is a given. Honestly after spending a week with her I think I would be the stupidest person on this planet not to say yes. Funny, sexy, smart I mean honestly. Something I learn t in the war.. "He took another swig and refilled the glass "When I lost the girl I loved and the girl that loved me, when you have something good, you hold on for dear life and never let go. I can't say we love each other yet, but I don't see it taking much longer and that's all I need to say yes. I could not and would not agree to a loveless marriage, especially one that will last forever, but I don't see how I could not fall for her and I will do everything I can to make sure she feels the same way. How do you wanna play this with the fired turkey though?" Naruto replied, to into his cup and conversation to realize Rias was listening on the other side of the door in tears of happiness. He was right, they could not say they loved each other yet, but just as he said he could not help but fall for her, she felt the exact same way, given a few more months she could not see how she could not fall in love with him. She knew Naruto always put on a brave face, but after all he lost it she would make it her mission to make sure he was happy.
"Welllll honestly I would like to keep you and your heritage on the down low for awhile longer, at least till you have as much knowledge as needed to protect yourself politically. At least until you have your evil pieces and such..." 'That would be smart' Naruto thought 'No need to show my weakness to enemy's.' "As far as someone to teach you well I thought about that too. I plan on sending Grayfia with you.." Seeing a shocked look on the blond shinobi's face he continued. "Naruto I need to be honest with you, Grayfia and I are good friends, but with her as my Queen over the past years, I feel I have stunted her as a person. She has taken on the role of Head Maid as well as my Queen, been denied suitors due to myths about our relationship that we cant stamp out no matter how hard my wife her and I try. Also don't take this the wrong way but I think she has taken a liking to you, she may be a Maid now, but back in the war, well lets just say she earned the title 'The Strongest Queen' she needs a man who is stronger then her to take care of her, but there are three maybe four other then you around, none on the market or compatible with her. If something dose develop between the two of you I want you to know it has my blessing even though you don't need it, and I plan on trading her to you when you get your pieces no matter what. Even if nothing comes of it between you two, she needs to spread her wings and break out of her shell." Naruto nodded, he could see what he was saying.
"To be honest I have been focused on Rias this week, but I have noticed when she teaches my clones she dose blush and her look dose linger on me at times. I put it out of my head due to it not being the right time as I wanted to focus to see if Rias and I were compatible, but after Rias and I solidify our relationship and if she approach me, I will not turn her away. I want to get to know her better before I promise anything, and Rias will have to agree. I kinda plan on letting Rias choose who becomes one of my wives, I only need to make sure I could love them, and they would work well with who ever we had at the time. Other then that, I figure Rias will have final say on all of them. I don't think I could handle dealing with all of that, plus as my first wife I feel it only fair that she has the right of refusal. I don't know how sister wives work over here, but that's how it was in my homeland and it worked. When your wife could possibly bury you under mountains or set fire to your junk with a few hand signs, systems were put in place to keep them happy haha. If they work their they should work here too." Both Sirzechs and Naruto were laughing at the thought of their wives having the power to castrate them and the lengths they would go to keep them happy. "As far as keeping me on the down low, that's fine. I can pretend to be some low class for a bit, maybe even stick to Rias like I am in her peerage but we never claim that, let others assume it. I will not hide my relationship with her though, but I doubt that would get back to Riser in three months anyway and even if it did I could whoop that flaming turkey today with no issues."
Sirzechs gave him a quick nod, he would never assume Naruto to hide his feelings for his sister. "Naru-tan, you sir have learned the first lesson to a happy marriage. Never do anything to piss your wife off enough to castrate you haha. Welp its getting late and you have stuff to do in the morning, by the way, when are you meeting the rest of my sisters peerage?" Sirzechs asked.
"Sunday I think, for dinner at my house. When do you think Grayfia will join us?" Naruto asked back.
"Sunday lunch time I guess, that way she can settle in before the rest show up. How dose that sound?" Sirzechs replied.
"Perfect, so noon on Sunday, I will have everything ready. Oh and make sure she knows she is not a maid at my home. My seals take care of most of the cleaning and my clones do the rest, she will be there as an adviser and a teacher, not a servant." Naruto said.
"Ehh I will let you tell her. If I say it she will have some kind of excuse or fight ready. Best spring it on her. Well I am off to bed, see you tomorrow Naru-tan, oh and obligatory you hurt my sister blah blah blah I kill you so on so forth, we understood?" Sirzechs said in a semi serious tone.
"Haha yha you would have to get in line on that one. Don't worry I won't do anything to hurt her intentionally, though I am pretty dense at times." With a quick chuckle Naruto got up to go to bed. Tomorrow was a new day after all.
****Break**** Sunday morning
"Urrrg, I swear I feel like trying to see if I can destroy the sun, too early to wake up" Naruto mumbled as the sun peaked though his curtains to his room. As he went to roll over to go back to sleep a weight on his chest stopped him, looking down he saw the tuft of red hair that went with the weight. Shocked for a few seconds while his brain rebooted he realized Rias was in his bed and naked. Trying to think back as to why that was and what happened last night...
***FLASH BACK***
Early Saturday morning Rias, Sirzechs and Naruto gathered at his plot of land near the school which he was to attend in the next few days. Pulling out a scroll when they made it to the center of the land he motioned the other two to step back. "Stand there, that should be the garden in front of the house, I need to set up the seal matrix really quick, don't move or you might get hurt." With that he made four clones to go to the four corners of the sealed property.
After they set up he unsealed his home, as the smoke cleared he said "Welcome to Casa del Uzumaki, Rias you are going to love this with your hobby." Looking around, both their mouths agape they saw what was quite possibility one of the most beautiful mansions they ever saw. A two story traditional style Japanese home, but the wood was of a deep red, all around them was a garden with plants and trees they had never seen arranged in such a way as to boggle the mind with beauty. All around them were statues of people they had seen in the memories of Fukasaku-jiji, a man with a mask over his face, a women with short cut hair holding her fist ready for action, another women with her hands spread out with long flowing hair, an elderly man with long spiky hair sitting atop a toad, another elderly man with a staff at the ready and several more. Rias almost cried at the site, this was a graveyard of sorts, the people who he lost during the war he fought, though each statue had a happy look on their face as if to say everything would be alright. A voice behind her startled her from her thoughts. "None of them would be happy if I were to brood like Duckbutt-teme, so I remember each of them during the happy times, and honor them with a place at my side for all eternity. Each of them taught me something important that I will never forget. Never be sad when you see them, just know they gave their life protecting what they felt was worth protecting. Come on let me show you some of the rest of the house." With that Naruto lead the two into his home.
It was a large home, with at least 20 rooms each with an en suite bathroom, a library the seemed to be larger then the house itself. When they asked about it, he just said his clan was known for their time-space jutsu's and dimension expansion was quite easy with seal, leaving the two devils again flabbergasted. At the end of the tour Sirzechs said he had to go, already spending more time then he had here. After he went Rias pulled him aside.
"Naruto...don't be mad but I heard you and my brother talking last night..." Rias was a little scared that he might take offense to her eavesdropping on his conversations. What she did not expect was him to start laughing at that. "Mou don't laugh Naruto,humph." she said puffing out her cheeks.
"Ne ne, sorry Rias-chan. So you heard huh, well then what do you think about what I said, I was going to talk to you tomorrow about it anyway." He asked, looking her directly in her eyes.
Rias fought her blush down and answered. "Honestly, it sounds wonderful. Your right I can't say I love you after a week, but after this past week I can't see it not happening. You know... right now I live in our club house at school, would you mind if I moved into here, it would let us get to know one another faster..." she asked.
"Sure I don't mind, pick any room you want. Its getting late and I need some sleep, pulling out an entire house is not what one would call easy. I'll see you in the morning, ne?" Naruto said.
"Sure, in the morning. By the way.." She got on her toes and gave him a quick kiss on the lips "Thanks, for being you. I feel so much better and its all thanks to you." with a blush she left the room.
'Damn, not the first time I got a kiss but for some reason that felt great. Maybe due to it being with someone I will be spending the rest of time with, who knows' Yawn 'Time for bed, too much shit to do tomorrow.'
***FLASH BACK END***
"Rias-chan, not that I am complaining or anything, but is there a reason your in my bed naked?" 'First rule when waking up in bed with a naked hot chick is never assume you did anything wrong or blush, that only gives them power, Ero-sennin proverb 3:17' Thank the Sage he had me memorize those bloody proverbs or I might have blown this thought Naruto.
"Mou, too early Naruto-kun, let me sleep..." Rias rolled over back onto Naruto's arm hugging it into her valley. 'Again if I ever come across Ero-sennin in some form, I really need to thank him for all that training.'
"I see this Rias-chan, but I really would like to know what in the name of the Sage is going on, so before I have to summon ice water mind giving me a heads up?" Naruto was really enjoying waking up to this, but he really needed to know the fuck was going on.
"Well you did say pick any room in the house... and so I picked this one. Whats the matter anyway, we are going to be married one day? Am I not good enough to sleep here..." 'Damn it,' Naruto thought, 'Is that puppy look something that's taught to all women regardless of the world, I swear I need to find the creator of that technique and kill them.'
"Ne ne Rias-chan, nothing like that. I just was not expecting it. Look I don't mind or anything, but I can't have you sleeping naked in my bed, at least till our engagement is official. I may have an iron will but honestly I don't think even I could survive this every night if you catch my drift. Now lets get up and get ready for the day, we have Grayfia coming at lunch and the rest of your peerage tonight, so we need to get ready. Also I need to send some clones out to scout the town." With that Naruto place a kiss on top of Rias's forehead and got out of bed, not noticing Rias blushing up a storm at his statement about her nude in his bed. If all he was waiting for was an official announcement, she could wait. Not like he told her no.
She watched her future husband get out of bed, for the first time seeing him without his cloths on, though he still had his boxers on. After realizing how cut his body was she realized there were so many scars, not realizing she let out a gasp.
Naruto suddenly realized she was looking at him for the first time without his cloths, and all his scars were showing. Looking back, almost scared she would not want him with his body so marred, he gazed back at her. "I'm sorry Rias, I know its not nice to look at but this is what has come with my past. I can understand if you don't want to go though with this now..." He tried to hide his pain in his voice, but failed.
Rias immediately realized what was going though his head and rushed to him, holding him from behind hugging him closely. "Naruto, I knew from the day I heard about you that you have been fighting sense you were young, no I don't see these scars as bad in any way but I hope you will tell me about them some day so I can know the story's behind them." She said just above a whisper as she traced a rather large scar over his heart wondering what could cause something like that and how he lived though it. In fact most of his scars should mark fatal injury's, she now more then ever wanted to know about his life.
Chuckling a little and feeling much better about it, Naruto said "Ne ne, sure. Someday I will tell you about them, but umm... we really need to get dressed. Not like I am not loving this, but seriously this can't keep going if I am to maintain control Ha Ha..." Naruto said nervously, yha he may be trained to deal with this, but even he had his limits when a smoking hot women was hugging him in the buff in his own room.
Rias realizing their position let out an 'Eeep' and ran out of the room to a laughing Naruto.
***BREAK****
Grayfia was torn as she came up to her new residence. She knew her King was up to something, and she could guess what it was. What she was torn about was either to be happy at the situation or upset at his meddling. After her King let her know that Naruto accepted the contract with Rias she was quite happy. Naruto was not only a warrior but a gentleman, strong yet kind with power on par with her King. Rias could honestly do no better and she was happy for her. She herself found Naruto alluring, his aura was one that beckoned people to him. Hence her current situation. She was now to come and complete his education and help him manage his future peerage and guide him though the first parts of Underworld politics so he did not stumble for the first few years. She was told this was a long term assignment but she also felt like her King and his father and mother were playing match maker. Grayfia was somewhat upset by that, but she would not take it out on Naruto, and she felt she may as well go with the flow. Upon arriving at the home she took in its aesthetics and was quite pleased by them. It was a house fit for a noble if nothing else, the garden was something she looked forward to tending but it might be a bit big for her to clean herself, so she may have to hire some more staff. As she knocked the door was answered by Naruto.
"Ahh Grayfia-san, welcome welcome. I'll let boss know your here, follow me to the lounge." With that the now identified clone created another clone that dispersed right away, she guessed this was how Naruto was informed. The clone skill of his was something that intrigued her to no end, and was hoping after the marriage she could get him to part with some of his skills. Also the fact if she ever did join him, she would not want for companionship which was a huge plus in her books. Too many story's of high class devils that could not take care of their wives were around, not something Grayfia would ever accept and one of the main reasons she never found a suitor. As she followed the clone they came to a door that must have been the lounge.
"Ahh Grayfia-san, welcome to the Uzumaki clans home, did Sirzechs give you any information on why your here?" Naruto really hoped the bastard had told her what he asked, he was not looking forward to pushing his demands.
"Only that I was to help complete your education in regards to the underworld and help with the first few years of your house in politics and contracts so as for you not to get stuck in any unfavorable situations. I assume I will also take my roles as the head maid as well during this time." Grayfia said
"Ahh the bastard really did not tell ya, okay. Most of that was right, though this is the first I am hearing about years, we can talk about that later. Due to my seals the house cleans itself for the most part, and my clones do what little is left over so you will not be a servant in this home but a guest and a sensei to me. To be quite honest I am looking forward to learning under you, as all my teachers to this point have either been perverts or extreme sadists." Just thinking about Anko's teaching lessons sent shivers down his spine to this day. "Please allow yourself the time to relax and enjoy your time with us, it means more then you could ever know that I wont be thrown to the wolfs on politics, and lets face it, years with that bastard could not have been easy on your mental health Ha ha."
She could see his reasoning. In the memories they saw they had seen some of the techniques his teachers had used in the past, his Jiraiya-sensei could only be classified as a super pervert and that Anko and Yugao both were harsh task masters though effective teachers. Hmm maybe this could be seen as somewhat of a vacation from her King, the past few years had been trying on her.
"Thank you Naruto-sama, I think I will take you up on that offer." Grayfia said.
"Ne ne, don't ever call me that again please, Naruto or if we have company that you must add honorifics just add san please, otherwise I wont be able to relax around you, 'kay?" By the Sage he hated honorifics
"As you wish Naruto-san." She said in a monotone voice. 'Well if that's the best I can get for now, oh well' Naruto thought
"Sirzechs should have let you know as well that Rias and I have decided to go though with the contract, though we are keeping my status on the down low until at least I get my evil pieces, and I have already picked out a pawn, knight and rook if they accept. Anko as my pawn Yugao as my knight and Baa-chan as a rook, you have seen all three of them, what do you think about that?" Naruto asked.
Grayfia had heard about the situation between them, but thinking on his three choices she replied, "Yes Sirzechs-sama did inform me that Rias and you chose to go though with it, he also found out this morning she had moved into this house, though he was not surprised at all. As for those three choices I don't think you could have made a better choice then those three to start with, though Tsunade-dono could do just as well as a bishop as healer support. But after seeing her strength she would also do wonderful at rook, so I can not fault you for your choice. Just remember even though this is far down the line, in most rating games you yourself will be severely restricted. Some of your ability's are quite honestly terrifying. I doubt they will let you send out thousands of clones or send off biju bombs, so make sure when making your peerage you think about that. May I ask why pawn for Anko?"
Naruto nodded, he figured he would be restricted in games, but he really did not care about that, and Baa-chan was a front line fighter no matter what, bishop would never suit her. "Anko is one of the best stealth fighters I have ever know, and is used to deep infiltration missions. As a pawn can promote when they get to enemy territory, I figure she would own in that regard. Yugao being a knight is a given, but Baa-chan being a rook over a bishop is for an easy reason. Baa-chan is a front line fighter/support at heart, putting her in the back would never fly with her, better to put long range fighters in the bishop spot as Anko, Yugao, Baa-chan and myself all have the ability to heal though our chakra, which seems to be severely lacking in devils." Naruto said.
Grayfia at that point understood why this peerage would be so powerful. Chakra. The ability to be many things at once, and with four healers on a team, including a master healer was unheard of. They could fill the rest of the spots with massive damage people and still have tons of utility. And the four ninja was all three types, Power, Technique and Wizard all rolled into one. Quite honestly this had the potential to be the most powerful team ever, including the Moau teams. "Yes, that will be quite a combination, well I look forward to your progress there. Where is Ojo-sama?" Grayfia asked.
"She went to gather the rest of her peerage so we could meet. I have some clones cooking dinner now and I will have one give you a tour. Pick out any room on the second floor as your own, also later on I need to talk to you about what you know about publishing. I was left a book series by my god father that I wish to see if I can republish here, if nothing else to honor his name." Naruto said.
"Of course Naruto-san, we can talk after school tomorrow or I can talk with one of your clones about it during tomorrows lesson while you are at school with Ojo-sama." Grayfia said in her monotone voice. 'Hmm she is always lacking in expressions. Might be fun to get her to react if she joins Rias and I he ha.' Naruto thought.
*** Break ***
Naruto and Grayfia were sitting around the dining room table as the clones were serving dinner when a telepotation circle appeared showing Rias along with several other people. The first one he saw was a women with long black hair tied with an orange ribbon, she was about as tall as Rias with a bust slightly larger then hers. After a quick look at her face though he had a sweat-drop 'Fuck me sideways, its another Anko. This must be her Queen Akeno. Hell even their names are close, I am so screwed.' Next to her was another girl, though this one was quite a bit smaller with white hair and empty eyes and an expressionless face. 'This must be Koneko, Rias said something about her sister going insane from nature energy causing quite an issue in her early life. Well I guess I will have to train her up, maybe let Fukasaku-jiji do it. Yha that sounds like a plan.' next to them was a young man, blond hair with blue eyes, standing slightly smaller then Rias and Akeno. 'That must be Yuto, her knight. I heard he was trained by Sirzechs knight, maybe should have a spar with him later to see how he stacks up. Poor kid, heard he is dealing with fan girls at school, maybe I should train him in stealth, no one should suffer fan girls...' with that thought Naruto shivered. With that he got up to give a quick hug to Rias.
"Yo, welcome to my humble abode. I am Uzumaki Naruto, but please just call me Naruto. You already should know Grayfia, and dinner has just been served Rias-chan." Naruto introduced himself.
"Thank you Naruto-kun, This here is my Queen Akeno, my Rook Koneko and my Knight Yuto, my Bishop is still at the club house due to some circumstances, you should meet him in a few months. I am also scoping out a pawn at the moment, though I am still observing him." Rias said.
"Ahh so this is the famous Naruto-kun Bucho has been raving about hmmm" Akeno said as she got close to him giving him a close look. 'Damn Rias hit the jackpot, Hot, Sexy and polite. She said he had a sense of humor as well, something about making it so the toilet paper in her brothers bathroom turned skin orange, yha I am so going to get in on this' turning to Rias she said "Sooooo Bucho, when do I get my turn breaking in our recent edition Ufufufuf?" 'Naruto sweat dropped, 'Yep its Anko alright, best snip this in the bud now'
"Rias-chan, you should probably warn her who would be breaking in who, besides Akeno..." with that he disappeared in a yellow flash, only to instantly reappear behind her, forcing chakra into his breath as he spoke behind her letting his breath hit the back of her neck, "I doubt you could handle me the way your thinking." With that he vanished in a yellow flash back to his seat. Man he loved to abuse that ability now he could let use his chakra to put on the markers instead of his throwing daggers. Every one was wide eyed at what Naruto just did, 'Shit, that's the first time they saw me do that, oh well'
Akeno's eyes were like saucers, 'Damn it, my knees just went to jelly, oh hell I am so going to be part of this. I have no idea what he just did but I want it again.' "Riiiiiiiiaaaaasss-chan, we need to talk later ufufufufu."
Koneko was just watching and gave a small bow "Hello" she said in a monotone voice 'Whats with the emotionless females in this world, is it something in the water' Naruto thought.
Yuto just shook his hand "Hello Naruto-sempi, I am glad you could make it to the new term. Hopefully we can get a chance to spar maybe?"
"Sure Yuto, I was going to ask you the same thing. The best way to get to know someone is to trade blows with them, so maybe sometime next week after I get my house and training grounds set up, heh?" replied Naruto.
"Sure, sounds great Sempi." said Yuto.
"Come come sit and eat, I made use some Ramen as well as some barbeque, I also have some cake for afterward in the chill box. Just ask one of my clones for anything to drink we have water tea beer and some sake. Though I would stay away from the Mt. Myoboku label if you have anything to do tomorrow, that stuff is strong, three cups laid out Beowulf, though honestly he was a lightweight." that got everyone's attention, as everyone there knew Beowulf and the fact he was anything but a lightweight, and they all filed that for later.
Over the course of the dinner everyone seemed to enjoy themselves, even Naruto to a large extent. He was starting to feel at ease with these people he was to share his future wife with, as they were her team. It seemed the looks he got from Akeno told him the talk later would have to do with him, though he figured he would let that play out how it would. Rias had already brought up the topic that she and her Queen were kinda a package deal, so he was somewhat prepared for it, though Rias knew it was still up to him. It seemed Rias also knew about Grayfia's budding feelings for him too and accepted it, though if he had to guess nothing major would happen till he and she were official. He would have to clarify that later as to keep peace in the house. What shocked him was little Koneko who seemed to have a massive sweet tooth. After dinner when desert was brought out he could have sworn she purred, the whole table stopped when she did and looked at her. She in turn blushed heavy and tried to hide her face but kept eating the cake. When he asked if she liked the dessert all she did was nod her head so he promised he would make sure he made her sweets almost every day and said he would bring some tomorrow to school for her. All she said was thanks but it had some of the first emotions he had heard or seen from her yet, so he guessed from the reactions of the table that it was super rare for her to show any. He promised himself to make sure he had sweets made for her every day. After dinner before everyone went home or to bed Akeno said,
"So Naruto-kun, where did you learn to cook. I'll be honest and say I am no slouch in the kitchen but that was other worldly no pun intended. This maybe the first time I have ate something better then my own cooking and I am not sure how to feel about that ufufufuf." She said half covering her mouth as she laughed.
"Well Akeno-chan I have lived alone sense age four and found if I want to eat well, I needed to learn to cook and well, you see the fruits of a misspent youth right there haha." which was true, after he was booted from the orphanage he needed to learn to cook real quick, and after he learned about the shadow clone trick well, he made sure to spend a few hundred clone hours on each recipe. If he was to eat he may as well eat well.
"Ahh so many hidden talents of the clan Uzumaki hmmm, Bucho, if you ever get tired of him, send him my way ufufufufuf." when she said that Rias just puffed out her cheeks and glared at her Queen
"Well goodnight all, you can either go home, or take one of the rooms on the second floor for the night I don't care. Rias-chan, please sleep in your own room tonight, I need my sleep to get ready for tomorrow." With everyone's jaws on the ground and Rias blushing up a storm, Naruto flashed to his room while laughing and putting up seals setting up his alarm for tomorrow.
***Break***
'Rias-sempi' 'Bucho' 'Ojo-sama' everyone cried out when Naruto flashed away.
"Wait wait its not what it sounds like. When I moved in last night it was the first time in the house and I was not used to it, plus my sleep pillow was still back at the club house, so I just kinda used Naruto as my sleep pillow..." said Rias while blushing and looking away, finding the wall suddenly fascinating.
The first one to speak up was Grayfia. "Be that as it may Ojo-sama, please make sure until it is official you do not cross any 'permanent' boundary, understood."
"Yes I am aware of that Grayfia-san, I wont go past those until after its official, Naruto-kun said the same thing to me this morning." replied Rias
"Ufufufu looks like Bucho is not please by that, maybe I should step in to help keep Naruto-kun "satisfied" with his home life until then hmmm.." Akeno said. In the background everyone heard Koneko call her a 'pervert'
"Like hell you will Akeno, look I know what your thinking and I am guessing at Grayfia's thoughts too, but please wait till everything is official. Naruto-kun and I have talked about it and he has pretty much made it my choice who joins his harem, his only request is that they work well with everyone and it be someone who he could fall in love with and them fall in love with him, but he needs time to adjust." Both Akeno and Grayfia blushed a bit at that, though neither denied what she said which was confirmation enough for Rias. "All I ask is you get to know him over the next few months like I am, also know later on his god mother and who were most likely his to be wives from his old world will be joining us in a few months, all three will most likely be powerful enough to be high class devils when they get reincarnated, though after seeing his memory's they should get along fine with us, hell one of them Akeno is a slightly older version of you from what I have seen, so take it easy and Akeno be careful of your teasing of him. Even though he refuses to show all of his training with his teachers I am pretty sure he will turn the tables on you every time haha. I will see you all tomorrow at school, I am going to bed myself."
With that everyone took their leave leaving Grayfia and Rias to go to their separate rooms for the night.
***Break***
Waking up to the alarm clock the next morning Naruto moaned. He had been having another good dream about red heads and harems. He was still trying to figure out how his life turned out so well. Here he was in a world full of hot women wanting to be with him, not judging him for the demon he held but wanting to get to know him. It was a dream come true for the young jinchuriki. His old world he was either hated as a demon or worshiped as a hero, but no one really ever wanted to be with just Naruto, no one other then Baa-chan Anko or Yugao, they knew him before the war and liked him for him. It was one of the reasons he felt he would marry them in the end over the contracts that came in just for him power or influence. Now he had Rias who he was falling for more everyday. Akeno, her Queen was so much like Anko they could be sisters and he knew he could fall for her too, not to mention she was also smoking hot. Don't forget Grayfia. He was still unsure about her, but figured he had time to get to know her. That was the major issue between them he felt was lack of time together, and his clones would fix that over the next few weeks while she taught him.
As he went to roll out of bed, he felt a somewhat familiar weight on his chest again. Cracking his eyes open looking down he saw a familiar tuft of red hair laying on him again. 'Damn it, shes is going to drive me insane if she keeps doing this. Time to teach her a lesson.' he chuckled inwardly. If she was going to drive him spare, then it was only fair to return the favor. With that in mind he channeled some medical chakra to each of his ten fingers and started rubbing her shoulders. Something he learned in his time with Ero-sennin was females with such large busts had very stiff shoulders, and with medical massage techniques, one could turn them to putty in ones hands so to speak.
Rias was having a good dream again about her future husband and her fighting along side each other in the Rating games, winning time and time again when the dream turned erotic. She started moaning as she realized she was awake but feeling wonderful. Someone was rubbing her shoulders in a way that was divine. Cracking her eyes open she saw Naruto staring at her as he massaged her shoulders. "Good morning Naruto-kun...ooohh that feels so good, keep it up." She could barely keep her eyes open to the feeling.
"Morning sleepy head, I thought I asked to sleep by myself last night. Someone needs to learn not to drive her future finance up a wall, besides two can play this game." Naruto said as he took his left hand and massaged down her spine, eliciting more moans from Rias. 'Damn he is way too good at this' She thought though she did not care at this point. As she was lost in the ministrations of Naruto she felt something soft on her lips. Her eyes shooting open to see Naruto kissing her deeply, causing her lips to part in another moan.
Using the moan as an opportunity, Naruto deepened his kiss, lightly licking the inside of her mouth, brushing her tongue. After a few seconds he pulled back "Okay Rias-chan, time to get up and get ready for school. Can't be late on our first day now can we." He said with a smirk.
"ARRG! Not fair Naruto-kun, you can do that. No no no no, you started this now you have to finish it!" Rias was beyond horny at that point, more so then ever in her life. How could he be so good she thought, this was just not fair, it was supposed to be her getting him flustered so he would love her, not the other way around.
"Nuuu unn un, sorry Rias-chan, I told you. I may have an iron will, but I can't have you testing me like this. This is punishment for coming to my bed naked again. Next time at least t-shirt and bottoms, we both know we can't have sex until its official, and it can't be official for a few months yet. This is as hard on me as it is you, maybe harder no pun intended. Its been years sense I went on such a dry rut but I will suffer though it just as you will, and there is no way I am moving past kissing till we have a date and that's final. Now come on, we have to take a shower before school, I have some clones making breakfast and lunch for us and the others." With that Naruto rolled out of bed to grab his school uniform as he went to take a shower leaving a very frustrated Rias behind.
Rias followed him to the shower only to be stopped at the door by some kind of seal. "Fine Naruto-baka, be that way, but so help me you will take me on a date next day off or I will rip your balls off you hear ME!" she yelled at him though the door as he laughed.
"Fine by me, just make sure if this is going to be a nightly thing you follow my rules until then, otherwise get used to feeling frustrated, I know I am frustrated too. Next week Sunday sound good?" Naruto yelled back.
"You better or so help me ARRG! You have to tell me one day how you are so good at that, dear lord that felt amazing. I need to go shower myself, may be a little longer then normal after that stunt you pulled too. I will get you back for this, I swear." She yelled back though the door, but without any signs of anger. She was insanely happy, now she had a set date and a time frame where she could move to second or third base with him. She knew as well as he did that sex was out of the picture until Riser had been dealt with, but up to that point was fair game as far as she was concerned. She was a devil and by definition selfish, and anyone who could make her feel like that in moments made her want him even more. Oh she could not wait till Akeno tried her game on him, and how he would turn the tables, she was already laughing at it. 'Arrg damn it, now I have to rub one out before school, damn Naruto-baka I swear I am going to get him back somehow.'
After the both of them showered and took care of other needs, they met in the hallway on the way to breakfast talking about random things, mostly where they may want to go on Sunday and such, classes they had together and other random things. Sitting down to breakfast they noticed Akeno Koneko and Grayfia were already there. Raising an eyebrow at the three Naruto said nothing and sat as well as a Clone brought him and Rias some breakfast.
"So Akeno-chan and Koneko-chan, what brings you two to my humble abode this morning? If I had to guess this is going to be a daily thing?" Said Naruto, but he already knew they were there for breakfast, hell when he made his clones this morning it was to make enough for them plus Yuto but seems he did not come over.
Koneko looked up from pouring tons of syrup over her chocolate chip waffles and just said "Tasty, thank you" and went back to eating with a dusting of red on her cheeks to Naruto's laughter. "No worried Koneko-chan, your more then welcome at my table any time, hell I even made some desert for you for your lunch."
"Ufufufufu, looks like Naruto-kun has tamed our quite rook already Bucho, but with cooking like his I guess it was only a matter of time. Thank you by the way Naruto-kun, I may just take you up on the daily aspect, hell with meals like this I may as well move in." Said Akeno while laughing.
"Well as long as its not my room, go ahead and pick one. The more the merrier I always say, besides you can help me keep your King under control." Said Naruto with a pointed glare at Rias who suddenly found a spot on the wall very interesting while blushing. When Akeno started to say something Rias gave her a glare that said 'Later' and with a smile they both went back to eating.
"So Naruto-kun, looking forward to your first day in the human world at school?" Asked Akeno.
"Yha actually I really am. The only school I went to before this was the shinobi academy, which quite honestly was not a good experience for me. After a few years of war I am kind of looking forward to a few years of peace before we get really started on the Rating games. I really am quite liking this system you all have here, peace in general with some combat mixed in is great. Back in my world death is everywhere, the average age of someone in my profession is mid 20s. The fact you have set up mostly non lethal combat stress reliefs is amazing. Also looking forward to pulling some pranks hehe. An entire world that dose not know about me and my pranks just seems to be too good to pass up, I do house a legendary fox after all, so of course I need to be a little mischievous." everyone at the table got a slightly apprehensive look, the last prank he pulled had to do with the Maous personal bathroom, toilet paper and Sirzechs screaming and running down the halls yelling about how his balls turned orange with pink hair frowning from random places around him.
"Naruto-kun, please nothing too much. Remember the humans of this world don't know anything about the supernatural and we need to keep it that way, plus the student council is made of a high class devils peerage as well. Sona is a good friend of mine and I really don't want her upset at me over you, pweese" Rias said with her best puppy dog eyes.
"Jeez they need to make that a forbidden technique. Its okay Rias-chan, I will keep my pranks within the human ability, or close enough it wont cross that line. By the way when do I get to meet this Sona and her peerage?" Naruto asked.
"In a few weeks, as they run the school they are quite busy for the first few weeks to month after a new school year. We need to get going soon too if we want to be on time, Onii-sama made sure we are in the same classes so that should help you too knowing Akeno and myself." With a nod from Naruto as they all got out of their chairs to get their bags ready for school.
"Grayfia-san, I will leave 20 clones with you, also one of em will talk about the books I have, which are I think 50 of them. Also we need to get you different cloths, do you only have maid outfits?"
Naruto asked.
"For now Naruto-san, maybe I will have time next week, but seems I will be quite busy this week setting things up." Grayfia said.
"Okay, well I will take you shopping next week some time, its a date." With that he turned around and headed to school, knowing he would find out her reaction from the clones later. He knew her type, and they always needed a slight push to come out of their shell. This was something that would have to be over the next few weeks, small pushes here and there.
As they neared the school, Rias took Naruto's right hand in hers and hugged his arm, when he looked over at her with a raised eyebrow she just smiled and gave him a wink. Not seeing anything wrong with it he just kept walking, standing a little straighter. That's when Akeno took his left hand and did the same. "Akeno-chan, mind letting me know what your doing?" Naruto asked as they got closer to the school gates.
"Ufufufu, well sense you are going to be publicly dating Bucho, I figured I would stoke the rumor mills some. You may not know this but Bucho and I are the "Great Onee-sama's" of the school and to have the new boy coming in with both on his arm should lead to quite the rumors don't you think ufufuf. Besides, maybe not yet but we both know we are going to get to know. Each. Other. Really .Good" she emphasized each word as she pulled his arm into her breasts.
"You know what Akeno-chan, be that as it may, Rias and I are still getting to know one another. As long as Rias is fine with it I don't mind trying but honestly give us some time, ne?" he said is a slight whisper into her neck as they passed the gates, his lips barely caressing her neck sending a shiver of pleasure down her spine.
"Damn you Naruto-kun, don't do that to me if your not going to finish what you started!" Said Akeno puffing out her cheeks to a shocked crowd in the school yard. "I will see you and Bucho in class, you still need to see the office to get your paper work, and I am sure Bucho will want to walk you. Ill let the teacher know to expect you two." She said as she retreated to Rias's laughter.
"Thank you Naruto-kun, accepting her means a lot to me as well as letting us get to know each other first better. Though please keep putting her back in her place like that, she always was too flirty and its great to see someone put her on the defensive once and awhile." Said Rias as she got on her toes to place a chaste kiss on the blonds lips. "Come on, lets go to the office to get you the paper work, Ill walk past the classroom to show you where it is before I have to head back, 'kay?"
Laughing a bit at the expressions of the children around them "Okay Rias-chan, I think I already know the way but I could never say no to a walk with you. By the way you never told me how popular you were at school, seems like I am breaking a lot of hearts right now." he sweat dropped as he heard three male students yelling about the great onee-sama's being deflowered and something about oppi. "Seriously, is that normal in this world?" he said as he watched a few girls beating the same three males with wooden swords.
Rias just started laughing " Honestly no, those three are well...'special' if you get my drift, the perverted trio. The one with somewhat spiky brown hair is actually the one I am thinking of making into my pawn. The fallen angles have started watching him, and as you know its not ethical to approach someone who knows nothing about our world to reincarnate them. So unless he blunders and dies or the fallen angles kill him, I am in a holding pattern right now. It seems he has a powerful sacred gear, but we don't know which one at the moment, so Yuto is keeping an eye on him. The only major down side to him right now is his perversion, though we could honestly temper those to some extent. Worse comes to worse though familiars, call girls or illusions, but there are ways if we cant temper him." Naruto nodded, it was the same back home, so he did not feel any moral out rage at things like that, hell most of his best friends were or are sex workers after the years he spent with Ero-sennin.
"True, as long as they are willing I would have no issues. Just as long as he dose not keep sex slaves or forces himself on others, I can go along with it. But he touch's you or those that are with me, and he will be in for a world of hurt." was all Naruto said.
"Well if it comes to that, just let me deal with it as I would be his King, not saying you can't be part of the punishment, but I have to hand it out, okay?" This was one of the things Rias was nervous about. Naruto was not raised like they were but he needed to know that her peerage was hers to discipline and raise, not that she would not ask for help or anything but it had to be her call.
"Oh that I can understand. All I ask is if it effects me in some way you either let me help choose the punishment or help administer the punishment if possible. The leader of the troops must be seen to have control I 100% understand that. A peerage no matter how you treat it is in the end of the day a combat unit with the King as its leader. I just ask the same when my peerage gets off the ground, deal?" Said Naruto.
"Thank you for understanding that, and I promise if it deals with you or you are effected I will try to have you help choose or be part of the punishment, though I have final say in it, and of course same goes for your peerage. Still set on your first three members?" Rias Asked.
"Yep, you don't mind do you?" Naruto Replied.
"No and I understand the reasons for all three and I am okay with them, just understand I am the Alpha and we are all good, okay?" Rias said.
"No worry's, I will let them know before I reincarnate them, if there is an issue I won't, but honestly knowing them they should be okay with it. You have to realize how much I owe those three, and I am not sure I could live with myself if I did not offer, you know." Said Naruto
" I understand. This was sudden for all of us, though I still feel like I am getting the better part of the deal hehe. Besides they both look fun." Said Rias in all honesty. Those two knew him far better then she did but she did not feel threaten at all. And having his god mother here made her feel good as well after he told her the story of how they met and her guilt sense then, also her dream of grand children being shattered by these events and how he would fix it if he could. Knowing the birth rate of devils she could be dead easily before he was able to get any of them pregnant, and her power was top notch so there was every reason to bring her as well. "This is the class room, I have to stop here, the office is four more doors down to the right. Just get your papers and come back okay." With a quick kiss she went into the classroom.
Rias sat down next to Akeno, waiting for Naruto to return. After a few moments the teacher announced they had a new student attending and a knock came on the door. As Naruto walked in the whole class started to whisper about the hot new exchange student, was he a delinquent or what, where did he come from and that sort of thing.
"Hello I am Naruto Uzumaki, but please call me Naruto. I just moved back to the country after some time in the states due to personal reasons. Please take care of me." he said with a slight bow.
"Thank you Mr. Uzumaki, anyone have questions?" asked the teacher. "Yes Kikuyu" he called on a girl that raised her hand
"We all saw you kissing Rias-sempi, whats your relationship with her?" She asked while the rest of the class nodded in agreement. The girls looked at him in awe and the few boys with hatred.
"Well...Rias do you mind if I tell them the truth?" He and Rias expected this question and they figured best way to answer was a mostly truth. She gave her consent. "Rias and I were childhood friends and our parents set up a marriage contract between us many years ago. Now that we are getting older I came back from the states to get to know her better as we have been separated for the past few years. So sorry girls, I am off the market." Naruto said with a small laugh at the pandemonium this created, the squeals from the women and the shouts of indignation from the men.
"Where are you living then sense you just came back to town." asked a random person in the class.
"At the Uzumaki estates, bout a mile from here with Rias and our caretaker." Naruto laughed like hell on the inside at the chaos that created, he looked over at Akeno-chan to see her smiling brightly, seems she loves to stoke the rumor mills. Ahh good times good times.