The Geoff Show

Rated M for Language, Crude Humor, and Sexuality

Disclaimer: I swear, this is as illegal as it gets. Special guest appearance by Rob Van Dam

What The F-?

"Get ready, because it's time for America's favorite game show, What The F? And now, here's your host of this program…Izzy!" The Announcer said as the crowd cheered as Izzy did the rope swing as she did the Tarzan yell.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Izzy screamed as she arrived on stage.

"Hello…Atlanta, Georgia…" Izzy said as everyone cheered.

"How's it going and welcome to What The F?, Where two contestants must watch a video and see if they'll freak out or do shit whatnot! I'm Izzy, and I came here to host a game show, be crazy and cause explosions! But I'm all out of dynamite, so let's introduce our competitors! First up, he's an asshole who was part of the worst love triangle in the history of Total Drama…please welcome The Juvenile Delinquent…Duncan!" Izzy announced as Duncan walked to the stage with a mixed reaction.

"Hey Ginger-Head." Duncan said to her as she got pissed.

"Hi-Ya!" Izzy yelled as she kneed him in the balls.

"It's Izzy…not Ginger-Head." Izzy said to Duncan reprimanding him.

"Now, here's your next contestant you will face! He's Mr. Monday Night, Mr. Friday Night, Mr. Thursday Night, and Mr. Pay per View I am talking about Rob Van Dam!" Izzy said as Rob Van Dam arrived to cheers as he sported an Atlanta Braves jersey and jeans.

"What's up Izzy?" Rob said to Izzy as they shook hands as he glared at Duncan.

"Duncan…are you ready for me to smoke your ass?" RVD asked him.

"Whatever that means no…bring it on." Duncan said as he was mad.

"Dude I saw what happened to you…not okay you've become a writer's pet…not me man when I was in ECW I wasn't anyone's pet…anyway on with the game Izzy." Rob said to Duncan referring to the triangle and said to Izzy referring to start the game.

"Okay, this is only a 10-minute show, so let's wrap this up. I am going to show 2- clips to both of you and people will see your reaction. The contestant who doesn't freak out first, wins!" Izzy announced.

"Duncan are you ready?" Izzy asked him.

"I'm game…bring it." Duncan said to her.

"Rob Van Dam…are you ready." Izzy asked him.

"Whatever you can bring to me…RVD is always ready to play." Rob Van Dam said as he was ready.

"Okay guys…this is clip Number 1…" Izzy said to them.

(Video shows Highlights of Mal on Total Drama All-Stars doing bad things.)

"Dude…he maybe one of the best villains in Total Drama History but he isn't nothing like Heather so next." Rob Van Dam said to the Camera as Duncan wanted the screen to shut off.

"I swear to god I know him from Juvie…he ran the place…he may be gone but the body still exist you fucking bastards!" Duncan yelled as the video was shut off.

(DING! DING! DING!)

"Alright this round goes to Rob Van Dam…" Izzy said as the crowd cheered.

"Next clip is…Duncan convincing everyone to Bridgette out of the island." Izzy said as the video played.

"Ohhh…what the fuck is this about?" Duncan asked as he was pissed off.

"Dude I saw the episode when I took time off when I left the WWE in 2007 not cool." RVD said as the bell rang again.

"The winner of What The F? Is…Rob Van Dam!" Izzy announced as the crowd cheered.

"Man fuck you I am out of here." Duncan said as he attempted to leave but RVD blocked him from leaving and gave him a roundhouse kick.

"That's it for What The F? And Goodbye everyone." Izzy said as She, Bridgette, and Geoff waved goodbye.

"Hey guys…we are going to ask questions for fans and have another fan mail session so get your questions ready." Owen said as he ate a chicken leg.

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