I dunno if anyone has done this before...but probably...well, I don't care to check, because this seemed like a fun idea...well. So, prepare. This may be a one-shot...may have a few chapters...Bleh, it depends.
Warning: Contains slightly pervy Italy, OOC Germany, Language, Ideas by a dumbass, crack, and Herr Shtick :3{Blooper 1}
(America) I got the first line...FUCK YEAH!
(Italy) Say it!
(America) Um...that was a long line...can...okay, I need to see the script again!
{Blooper 1 Part 2}
(America) Got it! The world conference starts and...don't got it...
(A few of the countries) Pfff...
{Blooper 2}
(Germany) So...stick...I know...it's pretty sudden...and we just met and all but...I want you to...well...oh I can't say it...
(Herr Stick being voiced by Russia) Yes, Germany? You can tell me anything.
(Germany) Well, it's just...I'm out of backscratchers so...will you?
(Herr Stick) Wh...Wha?
(Germany) *scratches his back with the stick*
(Herr Stick) Wait, I never agreed to this! Oh fuck! Noooo!
(Germany) *starts laughing hard* Oh God, Ivan, stop, stop!
(Russia) *peaks from behind a bush* Heeeh~
{Blooper 3}
(Italy) Waaah! I'm sorry, I am not the box of tomatoes fairy! I- eh?
(Germany) *slams lid back on* Phew, glad that's over.
(Italy) *laughing from inside the crate*
{Blooper 3 Part 2}
(Italy) Waaah! I'm sorry, I am not a virgin! Oh fuck wait, I combined lines. Blehfugerder...
(Germany) Pfff! How the hell did you manage to do that!
(Italy) God, I don't know, Ludwig!
{Blooper 4}
(Italy) *sleeping for real*
(Germany) *puts on a southern accent* Y'know what, boy? I'm tired of ya sleep in' on mah floor! Get! I dun give no fucks if your mah enemy! I said get!
(Italy) *wakes up suddenly* OH HELL IT'S HONEY BOO BOO!
{Blooper 5}
(Italy) Germany, Germany, Germany is a really really nice place! Even though we're enemies he fucks me! And it's not boring like Greek style! Oh ho-
(Germany) Oh god don't!
(Backstage staff) Hahaha!
{Blooper 6}
(Japan) Ni hao, I'm Kai Lan!*
{Blooper 7}
(France) I hope you weren't bubse- upso- blaaaaaaaah! What the hell is wrong with me?!
(Russia) No, I was not bubset at all!
(France) *chuckles* Are you sure you weren't just a little bubset?
(Russia) I wasn't bubset, but when I make them all become one, they'll be bubset kolkolkol.
(France) Oh, you!
(Russia) Oh, me!
- * Ni hao Kai Lan- A really dumb kiddy show. It's based off of Chinese culture, not Japanese, but I don't really give a fuck so...