Ah yes I wrote this while I was probably already asleep but not completely and I felt the need to keep it here so I can find it in the future. Enjoy?


Dean held the Mark of Cain in his hand as the first blade glowed a bright red a fucking bright red so bright Dean nearly got blinded.

Sam covered his eyes because the red was so fucking bright burn his eyes but then his fabulous motherufcking hair got in the way and held up its solar panels and absorbed the light and reflected right back at Dean.

"Back at you, Bro! My hair never fails!" Cried Sam!

Dean screamed as the light hit him hard and fell back but then the red stopped glowing finally and so it stopped being reflected and he stood up again "fuck you, Sam".

Suddenly Sam's hair turned into Groot's branches and Sam smiled evilly stating "I AM GROOT!" Before his hair attacked Dean who watched in surprise and shock before his eyes turned black.

"Sam! I know now why Cas said you're an abominatkion!" He screamed!

"I AM GROOOOT!" SAM YELLED LOUrDER! "GROOT!" HIS HAIR SCREAMED TOO!

Dean was suddenly captured by the branches and his blade dropped to the floor (and did a little break dancing) and he yelled in pain as his eyes began to flicker blue and black and red and green and apparently demon eyes become rainbow

"GROOT!" SAM SCREAMED FOR YHE LAST TIME BEFORE HE CRUSHED THE MARK OF CAIN OUT OF DEAN