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- Chapter 7 -

'Never thought I'd die like this,' Naruto thought as his life flashed before his eyes. Crushing horror loomed in from all sides as he accepted his cruel fate. Now that he thought of it, Kami must really hate him. He was always alone from day one. He didn't get to complete his bucket list either. Darn it, he had never even gotten a date with Sakura. Or gotten a first kiss... Well, he accidentally kissed Sasuke once, but he didn't want to think about that. Besides, he was too busy watching his sad life flash before his eyes, as a look of dread became clear on his face.

But suddenly, he heard a stern authoritative voice call out, "Everyone, that's far enough! Take a step away from Naruto!"

Naruto looked up, wondering who his savior was. Everyone turned around to see who had yelled. Everyone was surprised to Tsunade, the hokage.

"Tsunade!" Sakura exclaimed nervously. "This isn't what it looks like! There's a bet to see who can get Naruto to take that terrible green spandex off, and we-"

"I already know about the bet," Tsunade stated.

"Well, actually, she entered the bet," TenTen whispered to Sakura.

"Jiraya won't be laughing anymore when he sees I finally won a bet!" Tsunade shouted. She started laughing deviously, planning what she would do with the prize money. Sake! SAKE! AND MORE SAKE!

Naruto shakily looked around him at the faces staring at him. Naruto balked. Everything that had happened to him- no sleep, no food, cuts, bruises, torture, anxiety, and severe exhaustion- it was all for a BET?

"What does the winner of the bet get?" Naruto asked incredulously. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

TenTen studied a scroll which had all of the names down of girls who had entered the bet. "With so many participants, enough money to be set for life, I guess."

And with that, Naruto started to laugh."Hehe. Ha. Ha."

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Naruto laughed. And laughed. And laughed. The crowd of girls sweat dropped at Naruto, who apparently was pushed to insanity.

It was quite a sight to see really. A person passing by would see this: In a dark alley, a blond spiky haired boy with bloodshot eyes, laughing maniacally, wearing ridiculous spandex, covered head to toe in scratches, bruises, and cuts, surrounded by a huge horde of females that somehow were both angry looking and sweat dropping, armed with kunai, pitchforks, and torches.

"Hahaha! HAHA! Hehehehe! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

And just like that, in front of the entire crowd of females, Naruto started to take off the green spandex.

"I'm a rich man! I'M A RICH MAN! I, NARUTO, AM ENTERING THE BET!"

Naruto finished taking off the spandex. The green spandex fell to the floor, and the crowd of kunoichi, civilian girls, ANBU, and the hokage, just stared, speechless.

Hinata, who had been awaken from the commotion, immediately fainted again at the sight of the spandex-less Naruto.

Near the back, a girl fainted as blood shot out of her nose.

They could not believe their eyes.

Because, under the green spandex...

...

...

Naruto was wearing Ramen underpants!

"What?! They're special edition!" Naruto shouted angrily.

The crowd just stayed speechless. Their jaws scraped the ground. Most of them were brain dead. Their brains were trying to process the thought that Naruto had just won the bet, and the fact that he was standing in front of them, scratched and bruised, wearing nothing but his ramen boxers.

And with that, Naruto happily roof jumped away, yelling, "Just put the money in my bank account! I'm rich! I'm rich! Haha! Do you hear me?! I won the bet! RAMEN BUFFET EVERY MEAL! No more terrible cheap orange jumpsuits! I get to move out of my crappy apartment! Hehe. HAHA! WAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The civilians of Konoha simply saw Naruto running around the roofs naked, save his ramen boxers, covered with cuts, shouting and laughing madly, almost insanely. They thought that he must have gone mad.

Naruto roof jumped in no direction in particular, laughing maniacally and shouting to the world that he, Naruto Uzamki, was a rich man, and to believe it!

xxXxx

The next few days in Konoha were very strange for the citizens of Konoha, for the bet's losing conditions had stated that if you lost the bet, you had to *shudder* wear a Gai Sensei trademarked green spandex training suit, for two whole weeks.

So for the next two weeks, many of the female citizens and ninja hung their heads in shame as they wore the horrendous green training suits.

Ino felt terrible, having letting a bet escalate so far. She doubted Naruto would ever be able to look at her the same way ever again. And to wear this terrible suit for two weeks! She hated this suit! And then Lee kept saying her frown was "unyouthful!"

Sakura absolutely hated the green training suit. Inner Sakura was constantly screaming about the horror, and would not shut up! Inner Sakura was driving Sakura insane with her ranting! And for some reason, Sakura was almost positive that the terrible outfit made her forehead look bigger. The only nightmare worse than Naruto wearing the green spandex, was herself wearing the cursed green spandex!

Not to mention that she couldn't help but feel guilty. She couldn't even have a normal conversation with Naruto anymore without him either flinching away or freezing up and hyperventilating. It's not like they previously had normal conversations though. Sakura now realized how many times she had hit Naruto on the head simply because he had tried to talk with her.

TenTen, the female weapons master, hated the green suit. Every time she looked at it, images of Gai Sensei and Rock Lee screaming about youth popped into her head.

Not only that, but when Gai Sensei and Lee saw her wearing the monstrous training suit, this caused them to give an EXTRA long rant about the power of youth!

Gai then included TenTen in "Gai's and Lee's crazy warm up training" (trademarked), which included 500 push-ups, running around the entire village ten times, and standing on their hands for a whole hour. Needless to say, TenTen had became a heap on the floor before it was even half over.

Speaking of Gai Sensei, he had suddenly gotten at least fifty orders for green spandex suits from the losers of the bet. He didn't know why they were buying the outfits, but he saw it as "MOST YOUTHFUL!" and this led him and Lee to rant about the power of youth EVEN MORE.

YOSH!

As for Taunade, she sat at her desk, clad in the horrifying, cursed, green spandex. How was a hokage supposed to get respect while she was wearing this monstrosity? Worse, she had lost yet another bet. She had a pink dusting on her cheeks as she drank her problems away, quickly draining her secret stash of sake, while her paper work from the event was piling up.

Hinata was glad that she hadn't entered the bet, and didn't have to wear the green spandex. If she did wear that, her father Hiashi Hyuga probably would have killed her. She was glad that her crush was now safe, even if he were terrified of those females now. But then again, if he were terrified of Sakura, Hinata's own chances of being a couple with Naruto skyrock-

"Eep! Bad Hinata! Don't think of Naruto like that!" she thought.

Meanwhile, Naruto could now afford a ninja outfit other than a fluorescent orange kill-me-now jumpsuit. Previously, the orange jumpsuit was the only ninja outfit he could afford, so it would only make sense that he jumped on the chance to take the green Ninja suit. But now Naruto was rich! He bought a new jumpsuit, which was black. Although, he couldn't help but get a tiny bit of dark orange on it as well. Orange just seemed like it was his color.

He had also upgraded to a permanent house instead of the crappy apartment he had.

Then he went ramen shopping and bought a huge amount of ramen cups for his ultimate ramen stash. (He bought out an entire store for his love of Ramen)

He had even used some of the money to get himself a therapy doctor to help him get over his fear of females. Turns out the therapy doctor was Ino's father, which made sense, as their clan's specialty were mind jutsu.

All in all, Naruto was just glad the incident was over. His wounds had healed, and he was RICH! He grinned, rolling around in his bank vault, throwing money into the air as he shouted, "Man, Ero-Sennin's gonna be so jealous! I'm richer than he is!"

He was able to buy a delicious all-you-can-eat ramen buffet for dinner at his favourite ramen stand, and he was full, satisfied and happy.

He even bought some more pairs of ramen boxers.

What can I say? They're special edition.

xxXxx

And that was the ending of Naruto the Green Ninja! I hope you liked the ending. Did you think that the losing condition of the bet was justice enough? Yah Naruto's left kinda terrified of the female gender but they are mostly just mean to him anyways. Besides, he's rich! (All-you-can-eat Ramen buffet every meal, yah!)

Ramen boxers... Heh heh... I just had to put that in.

So far in the poll, Konoha's #1 Hyperactive Ninja is winning! So it will most likely be the next story I write! (Unless people start voting otherwise) The one with second most votes will be the one I do after my next one. At the moment, Naruto: Banned from ramen and Naruto: Surviving the fanGIRL apocalypse are tied for second! So be a tie breaker!

The poll will close either tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, so if you didn't already vote,VOTE NOW!

(Man I sound like a tv announcer or something...)

Anyways, here are the current stats from the poll:

- Konoha's #1 Hyperactive Ninja - What happens when the number one hyperactive ninja finds out about coffee? Will the desperate attempts of his friends and hokage to keep him away from coffee work, or will he reck havoc on Konoha?

Votes: 4 (50%) + 1 review

- Naruto: Banned from Ramen - When the hokage bans Naruto from ramen due to an inaccurate health assessment, will he be able to handle the mental strain? Will he be able to get over his ramen addiction? The answer: No. No he can't. HE MUST HAVE RAMEN! And he'll go far to get it.

Votes: 2 (25%)

- Naruto: Surviving the FanGIRL apocalypse - Sasuke's birthday is coming up, known to him as the fanGIRL apocalypse, so he convinces Naruto to henge as Sasuke for the day. Unwittingly, Naruto takes the deal, in exchange for a ramen buffet. What a terrible decision.

Votes: 2 (25%)

- Sakura Vs. Ramen - It takes multiple life or death situations, Sakura being denied repeatedly by Sasuke, and an entire WAR before Naruto and Sakura finally become a couple. But now, Sakura finds herself competing for Naruto's attention... With RAMEN! It's a full out war between Sakura and Ramen, and Naruto is just confused as he is caught in the crossfire.

Votes: 0 (0%)

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