Freaks-R-Us

Karin: I am so sorry! I had a horrible and impossibly hard to kill virus in my computer so thats why I haven't posted this chapter! But all is well now, my old computer (with the virus) is in the dumps and I have a brand new and shiny laptop! So excited *smile* Enjoy the long overdue chapter!

DISCLAIMER: NARUTO AND ALL CHARACTERS OF NARUTO AND NARUTO SHIPPUDEN BELONG TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO! MIKI BELONGS TO ME.

I'm grumbling and hissing under my breath as I stomp through the hallways , not paying attention I might add, as I am contemplating viscous ways to torture this 'Sasuke-kun' that the fangirls are obsessed with. Including Sakura. I scowl at that thought.

'I thought she didn't like fangirls? What the hell is she doing becoming one of them?' I sigh and look down at my schedule.

First period-Biology Room 216-Shizune

Second period-World History Room 110-Iruka

Advisory-Room 201-Kakashi

Third period-English Room 201-Kakashi

Fourth period-Math Room 112-Iruka

-Lunch-

Fifth period-Gym Room 120-Anko and Guy

Sixth period-Art Room 117-Kurenai

Seventh period-Learning Center (Library)-Jiraiya

I frown down at my paper, 'Wonder if I have any classes with Sakura, it's possible.'

I look up and turn around a corner and am met with the beautiful sight of a door opening and smacking me in the face. Hard.

"What the fluffy popsicle stick? That flying hurt!" I squeak out while rubbing my nose and glaring with everything I had at the offending door. It should be screaming in agony and melting to the floor.

What is with today? I mean seriously! I wake up late (which, I admit, was my fault), I run into a giant blue dude (also my fault, although he could have moved), I back up into 'Sasuke-kun' and knock us both down (so not my fault! I was trying to get away from the fangirls and I know he could have avoided the collision!), and then I walk into a door (whose fault that is, I'm not sure)! Is it like, Hurt Miki Day! or something? And if it is, why didn't I get the memo?

'Ow.. My nose hurts...'

Well no dip, you ran into a door.

"Oh? Are you okay? I didn't see you there," a female voice spoke.

I wave her off, taking my hand away from my nose and say, "Yeah, I'm fine."

I look away from the door, which has not melted to the floor or screamed in agony, and to the women before me, granted she can't be much older than me, probably a Senior to my Junior, but there was no way possible you could describe the female as a girl. She just has this feeling about her that said she knows what its like to fight for her survival every day..

I blink. Where the hellz bellz did that thought come from?

"Are you sure your okay?" she asked. I just smile and nod while taking in her appearance.

She has blue hair held up in a bun with a white, origami rose in her hair, her golden, amber eyes are lightly outlined in a pale blue, and she has a kind looking face, although she looks awfully bored at the moment. She's wearing a black hoodie with a red cloud emblem, outlined in white, on her left shoulder, and a dark purple shirt underneath with dark blue, formfitting jeans, and purple converse.

"You like origami?" I ask her, and look past her shoulder seeing a person standing behind her.

He's wearing black hightops with dark blue, almost black, jeans and a black sweater with the same cloud emblem, but on his right pocket, with a crimson shirt under the sweater. He has gray, ringed eyes (so cool..) and bright orange hair with a shizzle ton of piercings in his face.

"Yes, I do," she replied to my question. I pull my eyes from the orange haired dude to look at her when I finally s realized something.

1. she has a piercing also, in her lower lip, and 2. that guy probably has more piercings than I do! My eyes fly back to him to see that yes, his face really is full of metal. He has a bunch lining his nose, two in his lower lip, a rod in one ear with a bunch of piercings in his other.

"Oh my Goddess... You... You-" I stare at him in shock while the bluenette in front of me and the piercing man behind her stiffen up, as if waiting for a fight. They're both looking at me with weary glances and that's when I make my move.

I twist around the bluenette and fly at him, knocking him over and straddling his waist, while poking and prodding at his piercings.

"I think you have more piercings than I! Do you know how long it's been since this has happened!? Never! Not once has this happened!" I gush still poking at the shocked man beneath me.

"Do you realize who you just attacked?" the amber eyed female asked.

"Hm? Oh, yeah, sure. He's Pein, leader of Akatsuki. Recognizable due to the ringed eyes and bright orange hair. I didn't realize that he had so many piercings though! It's amazing!" I reply with a shrug of my shoulders.

"You know who I am, yet you still thought it wise to pounce, and pin me to the ground," a smooth, unamused baritone sounds from before mentioned male pinned to the ground.

"Yeah? So what? You're Akatsuki, you're not the worst thing I've encountered before," I say, getting up off of Pein. I hold my hand out for him to take, but he just ignores me and climbs to his feat without my help.

I shrug my shoulders and turn around saying, "You're Konan, obsessed with making origami, and good at it I might add, second in command of Akatsuki with Pein being the leader, if you don't count Madara as being the true leader, and brother to Pein."

I'm slammed against the locker by a glaring Pein, "How do you know about Madara?" he growls out.

I roll my eyes, "Please, I know a lot of things Pein, and like I said, you're not the worst thing that I have encountered before, so stop trying to intimidate me and let me go," I say with an edge in my tone. He holds me in place for a few more seconds before letting me go.

I dust off imaginary particles from my skirt and bend down to grab the forgotten class schedule, when Konan asks, "What is the worst thing you have encountered?"

I shudder at the memory of icy blue eyes and a sickley sweat voice. I shake my head and push those horrid memories far, far away.

"Nothing I am willing to remember," I finally say.

I turn around and continue walking down the hallway in the direction I was heading before this whole encounter, when Pein asks me what my name is. I stop and look over my shoulder and say, "Miki. My name, it's Miki," and continue to walk away from the two Akatsuki members.

Now if only I realized that the group I ran into before was also Akatsuki and that everyone of the members wouldn't leave me alone in the future.

I should have just stayed at home...