Wendy Has Disappeared

Chapter 3

By Shadowgate

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It only took 30 minutes for them to find Wendy.

When Stan came upon her he said "Wendy what the fuck are you doing out here in the woods?"

Wendy was weak but she said she tripped and a big piece of wood fell on her and when she tried to call for help she dropped her cell phone and then when she reached for it her hand got stuck in mud.

Bebe, Stan, and Kyle put all their strength into getting the log of Wendy. Stan called for help on his cell phone. When police and ambulance technicians arrived on the scene Wendy explained she did not run away on purpose she just got stuck in the woods.

Word got out that Wendy did not run away she just got trapped in the woods. The town was relieved that she was found alive.

Stan stayed with her overnight in the hospital right by her parents.

She was released the next day.

THE NEXT DAY IN MISTER GARRISON'S CLASS!

All the kids were cheering and laughing because they were so glad Wendy was back and in good shape.

Mister Garrison said "alright kids we're all very glad that this emergency situation had a happy ending."

Wendy said "I'm sorry I scared everyone. It was the craziest damn thing. I just went into the woods to relax and then the unexpected happened. I want to thank my boyfriend as well as my good friends Kyle and Bebe."

Clyde said "I lost my mom not long ago and I'm sure glad I didn't lose a classmate."

Craig said "Wendy I'm glad you're okay and it's great that we have kids in this class who did a better job than the police."

Jimmy said "welcome back Wendy and uh, uh, oh shit I'm stuttering."

Timmy said "Tim-may!"

Wendy said "thank you Timmy."

Mister Garrison said "alright class although Wendy did not purposely run away from home however Mister Mackey is going to talk to you about the dangers of running away."

Mister Mackey enters and says "hello now can someone tell me why it's a bad idea to run away from home."

Craig raises his hand and when Mister Mackey called on him he said "if you runaway from home you might fall down while running away from home."

Clyde laughed "ha ha you could fall down."

The whole class started laughing.

Mister Mackey said "alright now I need you all to be serious here."

Cartman said out loud "I've run away from home a couple times."

Stan said "that's because you're a dumb ass"

Kyle chimed in "you shouldn't run Cartman because you might shit your pants while doing so."

The whole class laughed.

Mister Mackey said "attention now we're having more laughter over this lesson than we had when I gave a sex ed lesson."

Mister Garrison asked "when was that?"

Mister Mackey answered "when Miss Chokesondick was here."

The whole class erupted with laughter.

Mister Mackey yelled "Goddamn it that was her name and it is not supposed to be laughed at."

Mister Garrison said "I bet you had to say penis and vagina when you did the sex ed lesson."

The class began laughing.

Mister Mackey yelled in frustration "I SAID PENIS AND VAGINA DURING THE LESSON GODDAMN IT!"

The class was now laughing out of control.

Mister Mackey began banging his head against the chalk board.

THE END