16. And This Is Why You Can't Have A Cat. Hold On I'm Getting The Bandages.

His brother was trying that new snapchat thing, and Germany already knew it would be a bad idea.

When he received a photo of a beautiful black cat with the caption "So soft!" he knew it wouldn't be long. A few minutes later he received another photo of his brother bleeding from a few gashes across his face. No caption.

Germany sighed, and replied through a far more sensible text message that said "And this is why you can't have a cat. Hold on I'm getting the bandages."