Bad Girl

Light filtered in through the cracks of Ash's window. He squeezed his eyes shut against the light before rolling over. And as he did his arm landed on a warm and soft body. He opened his eyes open, and he smiled as he was met with his beloved sleeping form. Hicca was on her side, facing him as she was still asleep. He watched as her chest rose and fell steadily, stray strands of hair in her face. After their passionate night they'd fallen asleep in each other's arms.

He looked her up and down, and his eyes stopped on her chest. She was still in her kimono. And the robe was parted down the middle, exposing the edges of her breasts. He stared intently at them, each breath making the apparel slid a little further and expose more skin. He considered just letting it happen to get an eye full. But in the end he sighed and reached over to close it.

His movement caused Hicca's eyes to flutter. They opened and came into focus, locking eyes with Ash. He smiled and scooted a bit closer to her. "Hello beautiful," he whispered to her.

Hicca's face was neutral. Then she raised her hand up to punch him in the bicep. Ash laughed as she frowned at him. "Ow. What was that for?" he asked with a chuckle.

"Thats for trying to kill me last night," Hicca said with a frown.

Ash laughed some more. "I said I was sorry. I got too carried away."

"Sorry? Did you suddenly forget that I need air Ash? You can't just shove my head down like that. You're too big," she said with a glare. "Oh wipe that smile off your face," she growled.

Ash only smiled proudly. Ego soaring. He scooted closer before kissing her on the forehead. "Sorry babe. Forgive me?"

Hicca rolled her eyes and snorted. But she leaned in to peck his lips. Ash grabbed her to keep her close as he deepened the kiss. Soon they were flushed together. Hicca squeaked and pulled away. She glance down beneath the blankets. "What is that?"

Ash blushed. "Uh...its morning," he said awkwardly.

"Oh," Hicca said in realization. She looked down, staring at the blanket covering their lower bodies as if she could see through it. She pursed her lips before she started to move. She looked into Ash's eyes. "You better not get carried away again. If I die you're gonna have to be the one to explain my demise to my dad," she warned. Ash nodded as he rolled onto his back.

Hicca slid beneath the blankets, grabbing at his trousers as he felt them slide down. His breathing became heavy in anticipation before he threw his head back and gasped.

"How did you learn to do this," Ash asked between pants. The bump underneath the blanket stopped its bobbing.

"Mayumi showed me. She's always been very forthcoming about these things."

"Like on a real person?"

He cringed as she squeezed him painfully. "No you idiot. On a cucumber. Now shut up. You're ruining the mood," Hicca commanded. Ash remained silent, only releasing a noise to groan as Hicca resumed her work.

He could get used to waking up to this. Very used to this.

Outside Berk in the forest Mayumi hummed to herself as she sharpened a Kunai. She was happier than she'd probably ever been. She'd found her father. Reunited with her baby sister. Got her very own dragon. Witnessed her sister falling in love with a great man. And it just kept getting better.

She'd found some blood scorpions in the forest.

Three were already dead, bodies lying on the ground as their blood stained the forest floor. Another one was in the air, tied up in chains and being suspended over a black pit her baby had created. Another three were tied to a tree with rope. Shirtless, blood pouring out from scratches she'd carved into their skin, gagged, bruised, and terrified. she took her eyes off her kunai and smiled at them, causing them to stiffen. She stood up with a sigh. Eyes cold as she walked over to them slowly.

*"I thought I told the last Blood Scorpion that I never wanted to see you all again. Yet here you are. In this forest,"* she shook her head and clicked her tongue. She kneeled down to the one in the middle, looking into his frightened eyes. "Hold this for me," Mayumi said before she plunged the dagger into the side of his neck. He let out a muffled scream as his blood started leaking out of him.

She stood up walking to a camp fire she'd made. She grabbed the end of her katana that had been heating up in the fire. She eyed it, noticed how the meal was red hot. She walked back to them. *"Anyone volunteering to give up Daigo's whereabouts?"* she asked. She kneeled before the man on the left. *"How about you?"* she asked cocking her head to the side. He didn't speak, even around his gag. She pointed the end of the blade at him before pressing the hot metal to his face, he screamed in agony as the metal seared his skin. Burning flesh filled the air, making his comrades gag.

Mayumi pulled the sword away, eyes the burn mark with a satisfied smile. *"Poor baby, let me kiss that for you,"* she leaned in, the man reeled back, trying to stay away from her. He was terrified. It as the stories said. She was a demon. A monster. She reveled and delighted in death. He stiffened as she kissed his cheek. *"There now, all better,"* she said smiling sweetly as she pulled away.

She walked away, coming to the battle axe her father had given her. She'd never been one for axes. They were heavy, slow, and too bloody. She tested the weight before whirling around and tossing it, it sailed through the air before hitting the one to the right between the eyes, splitting his skull open. She grinned wickedly. But she couldn't deny they were fun. Must be the Viking in her.

The man with the kunai in his neck had gone still. She came over and patted his cheek. No response. She pulled the kunai free, wiping it on her sleeve. There were only two more left. And she was getting bored. She wondered what Hicca was doing? She hadn't come home last night. She better not have been having sex with Ash. If she did she'd force Ash to marry her right now.

She walked over to the edge of the pit. Kneeling down she grabbed a rock. *"I suggest you start talking"* she warned. She threw the rock at him, hitting him in the forehead and creating a small bleeding scratch. The smell of blood caused movement in the pit below. *"Talk. Where is Daigo?"* He remained silent, eye down as he spied the thing moving in the darkness. Mayumi sighed. "Otokage! Kare o tsukamu!" she ordered.

The man's comrade watched as something snaked out from the pit to wrap around him. With a muffled scream it yanked him downward, snapping the chains as he was dragged out of sight. He heard bones breaking, grinding, and some kind of hissing and shrieking and the muffled shouts of his clan mate.

He started to sweat as she turned around. *"And then there was one*" she chanted. She walked over. *"Speak,"* she said lowly. He didn't talk. She sighed and rolled her eyes. She went over to the pit. She spoke a command, and from the depths a great spiky serpent arose. Grey like the color of death with blood red spike. It was coiled up behind the Kunoichi, awaiting her command as it stared at him with white soulless eyes.

She walked over. *"Too late,"* she whispered to him. She cut through his binds, dragging him to his feet. He tried to flee and fight back but she kneed him in the stomach. She forced him to his knees, pushing his back. He heard a noise behind him, and he looked back to see the rows of rotating teeth as he was part way in the dragon's mouth.

*"Any last words insect?"* she asked as she yanked the gag from his mouth.

He looked up at her. Swallowing thickly as her ice cold eyed seemed to freeze him to his soul. *"Demon,"* he whispered.

She cocked her head, but then she smiled. *"Thank you,"* she said casually. With a subtle hand gesture the dragons jaws closed down on him. She watched as his body was shredded to pulp in hr dragons jaws as he thrashed back and forth.

Mayumi was unaffected by the jab at her. She'd gladly be a demon. A monster. If it meant she could protect her baby sister she'd be the biggest monster there was. That way her enemies would know to never harm the people she loved.

"Good boy Otokage," she cooed to the death "Now spit," she commanded. The dragon snorted in defiance. "Spit!" she said again pointing to the ground. The dragon dropped its head before complying, dropping the shredded remains of the enemy ninja. "Good boy baby," she said happily. She walked away to grab a bucket and bristled broom. "Now open wide sweetie. Let me wash the taste of that trash out of your mouth."

Unbeknownst to Mayumi. One Scorpion managed to get away. But not without abandoning his entire squad. He rowed the boat as fast as he could. Pure adrenaline flowing through him. The last thing he needed was for the black kunoichi to come after him. They'd been observing from afar. Making sure to stay away from Mayumi as warned by Daigo. Their mission had been a success.

They'd found a weakness to exploit in the shadow dragon rider.

She had a lover.

Hicca was in the forge humming happily to herself. Her night with Ash had been great. And now Ash's mother liked her. She smiled to herself, so giddy. Everything was working out just fine.

"Hello Hicca," came a greeting. Hicca turned and smiled at her surprise guest.

"Hi Mrs. Hofferson," she said back.

"Oh sweetie, like I said. Call me mom," Mrs. Hofferson said with laugh. They got to speaking as Ash's mother brought Hicca some skirts and dresses. They were...big on her. But it was the thought that counts. "Can you hem these up dear, or shall I do it?"

"That ok Mrs. Hofferson. I know how to do it," Hicca assured her. Mrs. Hofferson smiled. They spoke some more, Ash's mother growing more and more delighted at the prospect of having Hicca as a daughter in law. Then the conversation drifted to Mayumi.

"No offense dear. But your sister is a bit odd."

Hicca chuckled. "Yeah, she's a bit of a character," Hicca said in agreement. Suddenly she looked over the other woman's shoulder and saw Mayumi, who'd dropped down from the rafters. Mayumi's mouth was open in offense. She flipped them both off, Ash's mother completely unaware of the Kunoichi's presence.

"But I guess thats not surprise considered her father if Gobber the Belch," his mother joked. Mayumi silently gasped once more. She drew her kunai and began tiptoeing toward Ash's mother. As Ash's mother kept talking Hicca locked eyes with Mayumi. A silent communication passed between them.

It went something like this.

Don't you dare Mayumi!

Mayumi glared, flicking her gaze to Ash's mother's back and jabbing her kunai forward. The bitch is getting cut Hicca!

You are not cutting my maybe, someday, hopefully future mother in law Mayumi! Hicca said with narrowing eyes.

Mayumi was not swayed as she stepped closer.

Mayumi if you cut Ash's mother I will cut off all your hair in your sleep! She warned as she ran a finger through her locks.

Mayumi stopped, eyes wide in appallment. Then they narrowed in challenge. You wouldn't dare.

Hicca held her gaze, but emphasized her threat by revealing the hidden kunai in her sleeve. They stared into each other's eyes. Eventually Mayumi sheathed her Kunai and threw her hair back. She walked out of the forge silently. Hicca released a breath in relief.

"Does that sound fine dear?" Ash's mother asked.

Hicca tensed. Not knowing what she'd just asked. She took a gamble. "Yes?" she said unsure.

Ash's mother clapped happily. "Good, good, dinner at our house then. See you tonight dear," Mrs. Hofferson called out. She said goodbye and sighed in relief. She smiled to herself. Everything was right in the world.

"This isn't going to work," Ash said.

"Nah, no way," Ruffnut said in agreement. No one could be that dumb. They were in town square, eyeing a scroll Mayumi had left on the ground.

She smiled. "Just watch," she said in anticipation.

They waited, eventually Hicca found them peeking over a barrel. "What ya guys doing?"

"Setting a trap," Mayumi said.

"For who?" Hicca asked.

"Fishlegs," she said as she pointed to a scroll lying in the middle of the square. Everyone else avoided it, walking along their merry way. Hicca arched a brow at her sister's antics. Then she noticed there was some blood on her sleeve.

"You alright sis?" she asked.

Mayumi looked up and followed her gaze to her sleeve. She shrugged. "Yeah, I'm fine."

"Here he comes," Ash said as he noticed Fishlegs coming.

"Ok, everyone be cool," Mayumi said to silence them. They watched as Fishlegs walked down the street. Probably heading to the academy. As he did, he spied the scroll.

"Oh come on Fishlegs. Don't do it," Hicca whispered silently. But the husky man was too curious as he came forward to examine it. After all, who knew what information lay inside. It could be anything. And a scroll need to be kept in its proper place.

"He's going to do it," Ash said in disbelief.

"No way," Ruffnut whispered.

"Told you. Know your target," Mayumi whispered. They watched anxiously a Fishlegs came upon the scroll. And then without a scream the ground gave out to reveal a pit trap. "GOT HIM!" Mayumi shouted in victory. She grabbed some rope and rushed to the pit. She dived in, eliciting more terrified screams and the sounds of a struggle.

The other exchanged a glance as they went over, they found Fishlegs tied up. He looked up to them desperately.

"Guys help me!" Suddenly the length of rope went taught as he was dragged out of their sight and down a tunnel. "NOOOOOO!" was the last thing they heard.

"Should we help him?" Ash asked Hicca.

"Nah. Mayumi won't hurt him too much," Hicca said dismissively.

A few hours later Fishlegs stumbled back into the village. Exhausted and dirty, covered with twigs and mud, and rambling about he barely escaped his horrible fate. Hicca was impressed. Hardly anyone escaped Mayumi. Even she couldn't get away from her sister.

Later that night Fishlegs trudged into his door. Meatlug crooned in concern. He smiled at her as he rubbed her stony skin. He fed her some granite as he went up to his room. He opened his door, lit a candle and froze. Because laying in his bed was Mayumi, only wearing one of his tunics and smiling cheekily at him.

"Hello Fishlegs," she purred. Batting her eyelashes at him.

Fishlegs was normally a calm man. He was patient, years of Snotlout's harassing had given him tough, boulder class ksin. But he'd had enough with this woman's advances. He just spent all day trekking through the forest after her kidnapping attempt. Enough was enough!

"Thats Mayumi!" he barked. Mayumi stiffened and stared at him with wide blue eyes. "I've had enough of this. I don't want this! I don't want you! I like my privacy when I bathe! I like to come home and sleep alone in my bed! I can't take it anymore! LEAVE! ME! ALONE!" he roared at her. He was breathing hard at the end of his rant, and red faced as he galred at the Japanese woman.

Mayumi remained still, eyes wide as she stared at him in disbelief. Fishlegs held her gaze, eyes hard. But then his glare faltered and he flinched. Mayumi's eyes began to water, and her lower lip began to tremble.

"WAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Mayumi wailed as she started bawling. Tear flowed forth as she curled into a ball, wrapping the blankets around herself as she sniffled and wept.

Now Fishlegs just felt bad. He stood there awkwardly. Watching as Mayumi cried on his bed. That hadn't been his intention.

"Its because I look weird isn't it?" Mayumi shouted from beneath the blankets. "Everywhere I go men always think I look like a freak. Giant, weird eyes, monster. No man ever approaches me. So thats why I have to take the initiative!" she said as she started another bout of tears.

"Oh," Fishlegs said awkwardly.

"I'll never get married! No one thinks I'm beautiful. And now I'm almost middle aged! No one is going to want a ugly, middle aged, weirdo, giant, freak, with weird eyes," she said with a sniffle.

"What! No, I don't think that!" he said frantically. "You're very pretty Mayumi."

"You're just saying that!" she shouted at him. She curled in on herself more. As if to hide herself from the world.

"No. I mean it Mayumi, you're very pretty," Fishlegs repeated.

Mayumi stopped crying. She uncurled herself enough to look at him. "Then why don't you want me?" she asked with a sniffle.

"Well I just think I should wait until I'm married," Fishlegs said with a shrug. Mayumi sniffled again. She sat up some more.

"Really? So if you weren't saving yourself for marriage, you'd want me?"

"Uhhh." Weird question. "Yes?" he said awkwardly.

Mayumi wiped her eyes and gave him a small smile. "So you think I'm pretty?" she asked with a blush.

"Yes. Very much so," he said with a nod

She blushed some more and smiled happily. She stood up and faced him. "Thank you Fishlegs," she said with a bow. "And I apologize for my actions," she added.

"Thats ok," FIshelsg said dismissively. "Admittedly it was kind of flattering to have your interest," he admitted.

"So do you really forgive me?" she asked with wide pleading eyes.

"Yes," he said with a nod.

Mayumi smiled. "Then you have to spank me," she said.

Fishlegs flinched as his eye's widened. "What?"

"If you really forgive me for all my harassing you have to spank me to show it. Its what the Japanese do," she said, face straight.

Fishlegs wasn't sure if she was being honest. He'd never heard about this from Hicca. But then again Hicca wasn't a full Japanese. Mayumi was born there, knew more about the culture. But still, this was a weird custom. "Uh, is this really necessary? I mean, I said I forgive you."

"Yes, you have to spank me. Its sort of a way for me to repent and you to have retribution for all I've done," she said firmly. Then her shoulders drooped. "Unless you don't forgive me and hate me now?" she asked sadly.

Fishlegs sighed. Well, that sort of made sense. He guessed. "Ok. If this will make us even," he relented. Mayumi beamed. She patted the bed, directing him to come down and sit. He did, sitting on the edge of the bed. Mayumi laid across his lap, rear up and near his right hand.

Mayumi wiggled into a more comfortable position. She looked back over her shoulder and smiled. "Ready?" He nodded before glancing down at the roundness of her behind. He couldn't help but blush at the curve. He'd never seen a woman's...hind quarters so up close before. "Something wrong?"

Fishlegs gulped. He raised his hand up, his hand shook in nervousness. And then he lightly tapped her behind.

"No Fishlegs, you have to do it harder. If you don't do it harder it means we're not going to be even and you don't forgive me," Mayumi insisted. "Its the only way I can repent for all the pain I put you through."

Fishlegs sighed. He closed his eyes and took a breath. He raised his hand up. And after a bit of hesitation he brought it down, slapping her behind with a loud smack. Mayumi yelped and jerked a little. "Ok. I think that enough-"

"It has to be at least 100 hundred times," Mayumi added quickly. He looked into her eyes. And found no deceit. Just pleading look of forgiveness. He sighed again, raising his hand up before slapping it down once more.

"Now say I've been bad," Mayumi demanded. He looked to her in confusion. "You have to remind me of my sins so I can repent on them. Don't be afraid to hold back either. Its only fair you get some payback."

Fishlegs complied. "You've been a bad girl Mayumi."

SMACK!

"Yes I have," Mayumi said as she hid a smile Fishlegs couldn't see. She bit her lip in anticipation for the next one. And it came. She jerked forward. Fishlegs' hand was so delightfully big, he hit it just right.

"You peeped on me bathing!" Fishlegs said as his frustration came to the surface.

SMACK!

"Yes I did. I'm such a naughty girl," Mayumi said in delight.

"You...kidnapped me and dragged me down a hole!"

SMACK!

"I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!" she cried in bliss.

Fishlegs would never realize he'd been played. Manipulated by the clever kunoichi in a ploy to relieve both of their frustration and stress. Deception was a handy tool to the ninja after all. Mayumi squeezed her eyes shut as Fishlegs assaulted her tush.

Well, she supposed it would make them even in some way. She had been bad after all.

She deserved this.

SMACK!

"Forgive me harder Fishlegs!"

Oh Mayumi. Pure hilarity with a bit of seriousness.