Whip It

By Secret Dancer

"I'm bored!" Jay whined while he and the other ninja played the same video game they've been playing for the past eternity.

"Oh no! Jay's bored. Guys, we have a serious problem." Kai declared while setting the controller down.

"I've got an idea." Lloyd interjected.

"And what would you propose we do?" Zane asked forfeiting his attempt at the new record.

"I used to play this with the Darkley boys. We would go to the top of a hill with a tire and then roll down. The winner was the one who didn't scream on the way down." The green ninja explained.

"Oh that's a common thing." Jay huffed.

"What if we rolled down from the top of the monastery?" Cole suggested with a devilish grin.

In a matter of moments the ninja had a tire and were standing at the foot of the stairs.

"Who goes first?" Kai asked.

"Lloyd suggested it so he can go first." Cole answered.

"Okay."

Lloyd managed to tuck himself securely in the black rubber. He closed his eyes and cleared his mind of the fear. Slowly he began to feel the world moving and he clutched the sides urgently.

"3…2…1!"

OH! MY! GOD! STOP! WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS? WHO CAME UP WITH THIS?

When he stopped at the bottom, Lloyd curled up in the fetal position on the ground while the earth stopped spinning and his breakfast decided whether or not it wanted to be digested.

Kai went next.

SOMEBODY STOP THIS THING! OW! OW! OW!

"WHOA! MAKE IT STOP!" Kai screamed before he toppled out and kneeled next to the half-conscious Lloyd.

Jay screamed high pitched when it was his turn. It was a mix of laughter and panic as he bounced down.

"AUGH! AH! PLEASE! MAKE! IT! STOP! WORLD! HOOPED!"

Cole told Zane to wait at the bottom since the nindroid couldn't understand why one would go down steps in a tire when they could just walk.

"Here I go!"

When he got to the bottom he rocked back and forth chanting, "Dad I don't want to wear your tutu. It's embarrassing. Please don't make me twirl again. I don't like the circles."

"And that, students, is why we don't listen to Lloyd." Sensei said to them as he helped them back up the mountain.

"Tutu."

A/N: So, my readers, that is what happens when I'm running on little sleep and inspiration from Rebooted and the mill scene. This was pretty poor in my opinion but I figured somebody might find whatever this is funny.

If you want to read another funny story check out my story Slime and Slide for the aftermath of the Great Devourer exploded.

If you want to read death fics then check out my other stories.

If you want to read an awesome High School au for Ninjago check out NCHS.

Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed!