Hey everyone! Schools going to start in just two days! (Crying silently) So I won't have much time to write (whispers to his self "Stupid advanced classes! AAAAHHHH") So I have no idea when the next chapter for any story will be coming out.

Well, I've been working on Naruto the Insane, Leaving the Chaos, Naruto, Son of the Kyuubi, I'm Naruto and I promise I'm not Broken, Naruto goes to London and Friends Between Worlds (Naruto One Piece).

Anyways, Enjoy the chapter!

Prologue

Hisoka walked along the streets of an interesting island he found. Many people here knew a variation of nen, even the young children. They could also use it in many ways that Hisoka himself had never seen. But that's not what was drawing him down this particular street. Instead it was the smell of blood. And lots of it. A pleasant (for him) smile graced his face. Oh, the smell was just so delicious! And mixed in with all the fear filling the air? It was... fantastic! Hisoka has a look of pleasure in his eyes now.

And then he saw what was actually going on.

There was a kid, no older than seven. There were people with pitchforks charging him. There were other people on the ground - bleeding. The boy looked to be on the brink of insanity. Hisoka watched calmly as the little blood-covered boy lashed out at the people that attacked him. No hesitation to kill. Too bad his fighting style is weak. He seemed to be just using brute strength. Still, he was able to take down so many. That was impressive in and of itself. Oh yes, Hisoka had found a wonderful fruit to pick later. It tempted him to just pick it. Eat it. Crush it. Look, it's even coming closer to be plucked from it's safe branch just meters away from the clown.

The blond looked up at Hisoka, head cocked and almost-insane eyes narrowed.

"Take me away." He said, voice soft but commanding. Hisoka raised one elegant eyebrow.

"And why should I do that?" He asked, a small smirk on his face. The blond grew the same smirk on his own mouth before it turned into a small smile. His eyes filled with humor and just the right amount of insanity. A small blush grew on his face. Not one of embarrassment but more one of joy and happiness. (1)

"Because, I can fight you later on. Besides, we're both alone." He licked one of his blood-covered fingers. This made Hisoka eye-smile like a certain cyclops we all know and love.

"I guess you can come with me! Besides, you're too cute to leave here!" Naruto's eyes closed as well as he smiled pleasantly.

"If you act too much like a pervert I will attack you and try to kill you!" He said happily and with childlike playfulness. Oh yes, Hisoka liked this kid.

"Don't worry. You can be my little brother! I'll even teach you how to use cards!" Hisoka said. His eyes opened and he stood up straight - at some point he began crouching down to the blonds height… wonder when…

"Anyways, my name was Uzumaki Naruto, but if I'm gonna be your little brother I need your last name!"

"Well Naruto-kun, I don't have a last name! So I guess I should have your last name be mine!" Hisoka said with childlike glee. Naruto's eyes sparkled with the information.

"Yay! So what's your name?" He asked, excited to know his new big brother's name.

"Uzumaki Hisoka."

"Good job Naruto! Your nen's doing great!" Hisoka said to his adopted brother Naruto. By now they have been together for two years. The first month of this time was just getting to know each other. Not the type where you question someone about their life but more just being near the other person. They learned each other's quirks and triggers. Hisoka's trigger was people with untapped potential. Naruto's was the words demon and monster. Hisoka learned this the hard way.

Flashback

Naruto and Hisoka were walking through a town to grab some ramen - something that one Hisoka knew Naruto liked it decided to try some and fell in love with. They couldn't eat it too much anymore because of the few towns that had any good stuff and for the fact that it wasn't healthy and didn't give them enough energy to train for long periods of time. Everything was going smoothly until-

"Did you hear about that monster that's been terrorizing Sundruc city?" Some lady said to another one - most likely her friend. Naruto flinched and began releasing bloodlust. Hisoka raised one eyebrow at his brother, questioning his fir what was going on. Naruto didn't respond, didn't even notice he was being stared at. That was another thing that surprised Hisoka. Naruto had always known when he was being watched. He knew what the person was feeling when they looked at him and he always responded - in his mind - in the appropriate manner.

"Yea, I heard some Hunter was coming to kill it soon before anyone else died." Naruto's bloodlust increased two fold when she said kill. It was just enough to send a shiver down Hisoka's spine. Now, this shiver was more of excitement then fear, but it still did.

The woman was about to say something before she felt a feeling of dread fill her. She turned and saw a little blond boy with red, angry eyes looking at her.

"Monster? Why do all of you talk of monsters? Is it really the monster, or is that you." The blond boy said, venom filing his voice. The two women stared at him with surprise and fear filing their eyes.

"W-what are you talking about? The monster killed dozens of people! Even children! And it isn't human. Could even be a demon." The first one said, arrogance being the donating tone in her voice with only a little amount of fear left. Of course, this sent Naruto completely off the edge.

He snapped.

And so did get neck.

One moment and the little boy was at least twenty feet away and then he had her body in grasp and blood splattered over his hands and face from when the lady's skin broke. The other one screamed in fear and shouted that he was a monster, just like the one that Hunter was going to kill. She too was dead within a second.

"I'm not a monster," he said. "that's you."

Naruto turned and walked away, still not noticing Hisoka's gaze on him. It was a gaze was of pure excitement over what his brother could become rather than the one of surprise it used to be, but it was all the same.

"Come on Aniki. I want ramen!" Naruto said, going back to his normal self as though he hadn't just killed anyone.

'He will become very strong.' Hisoka thought to himself. 'I just need to remember to be careful around him... fun.'

End flashback

Ah, good times. Though there was one time Hisoka tested Naruto by saying demon and monster around him. He got off with just a glare and was ignored until he apologised.

"Aniki, do you want to try the Hunter exam next year? I mean, it could help with your job! And I kinda want to test my power. So, can we?" Naruto asked, his childlike voice filling the air. Anyone listening wouldn't even be able to tell he was a murderer! Not that anyone was listening.

Hisoka thought for a moment before agreeing.

"It would help... and it's not like we have anything better to do... okay. The next one is coming up in about nine months, so we will have to wait for some time... oh well. You can help me in the genei ryodan until then! Just so you get some experience with fighting people besides me or little weaklings." Naruto jumped for joy - literally - and danced around the room. Oh, the exams were in for some hell.

1- who here has read the manga Number by Tsubaki Kawori? Well, its the part where Toneriko asks someone how he wants to die. It's in chapter 22 around page 9 - depends on where you're reading it.

I hope it wasn't too short! I've been trying to get out longer chapters but still having them come out often (not working now is it?) so... yeah...

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