I stared at the humans as they boarded the plane so utterly unorganized. The gate ladies had obviously only called numbers 99-129, but why did a hundred people get up and rush to the gate? It isn't the last escape out of a war zone, so chill it! Just then, an impatient idiot tripped over my foot that was directly under my legs. I applaud him for managing such an impossible stunt.

"Why are we even here?" I huffed under my breath while finding fifty more absurd things about this place.

Hintata-sama heard me. "Father sent us to find a suitable piece of land for another estate," she reminded me.

Finding the land was her job since she was part of the main branch. I was here to "protect" her, but how am I going to do this when no one at our destination can know that we are shinobis? We even got a blasted radar that beeps when we run over 15 mph. 15! Stupid main branch, picking such ridiculous places for an estate.

Those were just my thoughts. On the outside, my face remained a stone, waiting for our seat numbers to be called. When Hinata-sama and I were admitted onto the plane, we still had to stand in the tight walkway, waiting for some person with perception problems to try to fit an over-sized stuffed bear into the over racks. I went over to help by secretly Jukkening the thing, making it lose shape, and shoving it violently next to the passenger's gigantic purse.

Hinata sat on her seat. She knew me too well to bother trying to start a conversation. She took out her weaving kit and started on it. I was meditating next to her until a flight attendant shook me, telling me to watch the safety procedure video. I scowled at her. If anything did happen, Hinata-sama and I can land on the water with hardly a splash and run the rest of the way. I refuse to float with ten other screaming people waiting for another plane that might also break down.

I spent the next 20 hours cursing this mission. My mood has been terrible ever since they wouldn't let me bring kunais on board. But at long last, the plane finally landed in the non-shinobi world.

"Ladies and gentlemen," the announcer announced, "Welcome to Los Angles, USA."