DISCLAIMER: I don't own Glee. Yada yada yada.

AUTHORS NOTE: This is just a series of oneshots that I write with my good friend Haruka Chan-212. We have a few written already. If you have any prompts, let me know. They need to be G!P though! It doesn't matter who has it. As long as it's G!P. It doesn't even have to be smut. Thought we do prefer it to be smut. Come on, we're all perverts.

You can give us prompts for: Rachel/Dani, Rachel/Dani/Santana, AND QUINN! Quinn can be involved in any of those as well! I'd love to read a good Quinn/Dani story. Ha ha!

G!P MEANS GIRL!PENIS! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

PROMPT: Santana and Quinn are cops. They go to the bar and meet a blonde bartender (Dani). Dani's hostile, but why?

"Finally… I thought we'd never get here," Santana mumbled. "You drive like my abuela, Fabray. You're a fucking cop, drive like one."

Quinn rolled her eyes and walked over to the bar. It was empty. The only people that were there was the man behind the counter, Santana, Quinn, and a blonde bombshell at the end of the bar sipping on what looked like coke and rum.

"I think you seem to forget that your driving has almost gotten you kicked off the force already." Quinn pulled her hat off of her head before taking one of the seats at the bar. She quickly ordered herself a drink and became focused on that.

Santana ignored her friend as she walked a little bit further and took over the seat that was next to the blonde. She removed her hat and placed it on the bar before looking at the bartender. "Coors for me... and a rum and coke for her." Santana motioned toward the woman beside her.

The blonde held her hand up. "None for me. I'm still full," she motioned to her cup and rolled her eyes. She mumbled under her breath and walked over to another chair on the other side of the bar.

"Denied," Quinn chuckled. "You need to step up your game, Lopez."

"My 'game' is fine. She's just a bitch… She looked at me like I was the plague."

"What kind of woman turns down a woman in uniform? Come on already. You're losing your touch." Quinn continued chuckling.

"Speaking of a woman in uniform..." they heard a voice behind them.

Both the cops looked up in time to see Rachel approaching them. "Hey, babe." Quinn slid her arm around Rachel's waist to pull her close. "Perfect timing, we just got here." She leaned up to give her a small kiss.

"Hey, babe." Santana mocked her friend before chugging some of her beer.

Rachel reached out to smack Santana's arm before looking down at her girlfriend, "what crawled up her ass?"

Rachel's comment only drew more laughter out of Quinn. "She got turned down by that woman over there," she nodded her head toward where the blonde was sitting.

"Oohhh… She's cute," Rachel looked at the blonde. She noticed and rolled her eyes before continuing to talk to the bartender. "She's really cute. Why's she looking at us like we're the worst people in the universe…?"

Quinn pecked her girlfriend on the cheek, "Santana pissed her off."

"You gotta work on your game, Santana."

"MY GAME IS FINE!"

The blonde looked up from her glass of soda when she heard the cop's outburst. She just shook her head. It wasn't something she wasn't used to. She was hit on all the time by both men and women, but that didn't mean she always enjoyed it. She took her last sip of her soda before she stood up and went back toward the counter.

It was starting to get busy, as it always did this time in the morning. The bar quickly started filling up with more cops. It was the same thing nearly every day. She could always tell when there was a shift change at the police department. She walked behind the counter and turned on the sink to wash her hands.

Rachel watched her for a moment before speaking, "that's probably why she turned you down, she's working here." She smiled at her girlfriend. "Now, if you'll excuse me… I'm going to go flirt with the bartender so we can save some money by having free drinks. Love you, babe. You owe me a dance later by the way."

Quinn chuckled. "Don't have too much fun, babe."

"Your girlfriend is strange…"

"Refill for you ladies?" Dani avoided eye contact with the two cops as she approached them.

"Oh, now you're being polite? OW!" Santana glared at her partner when she slapped her on the shoulder.

"Be nice to the bartender. A refill will be great, thanks."

Rachel leaned against the counter and smiled at the bartender. "Don't mind her. She has an ego the size of New York." She ignored the way Santana started to grumble at her. "I've ignored her almost my entire life. I'm Rachel," she extended her hand out toward the blonde.

"Dani..." Dani was leery of shaking Rachel's hand but did it anyway. "What can I get for you?"

"Vodka cranberry."

"You got it."

Rachel looked at Santana before she smiled politely at her. "See, San." Quinn started. "Rachel can pick people up, all it takes is being nice to them and not hitting on them before you know their name."

"Just because you two like to bring people home with you doesn't mean anything, Q."

"Hey, we might end up bringing her home… She's kinda cute. I don't care who Rachel flirts with, as long as she's not doing it behind my back, we're good to go."

Santana rolled her eyes. "Alright, here you go ladies," The drinks were set down in front of her.

"Hey, I'm sorry. My names Santana Lopez… What's your name?"

"…"

"You already know her name, Santana…" Rachel whispered.

"Right, well… My names Dani. And that's Jimmy. He'll be your bartender. Have a nice night ladies…" Dani was annoyed.

Rachel snickered at her friend before she patted Santana's shoulder. "Yup, you've lost it." Rachel grabbed her drink before moving down to the end of the bar where Dani had gone to. She made herself comfortable on the stool and struck up a conversation.

"See, San. She makes it look so easy." Quinn made sure to point out before sipping her drink.

"I don't get it. Why was she being so nasty? She wasn't exactly the nicest to you either."

Quinn rolled her eyes. "Maybe the uniform doesn't do it for her." She noticed the way Santana was fixed on staring at Dani. "Stop staring. It's not going to make her magically hop on your dick, Santana."

All the Latina cop did was mumble and drink her beer.

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"Look at her… She's practically grinding all up on your girlfriend and you're okay with that?" Santana hissed.

"You're just jealous that she's doing that to Rachel and not you," Quinn laughed.

They'd been in the bar for about two hours and Rachel had convinced Dani to have a dance with her.

Rachel grabbed Dani's hand to lead them back toward the counter where Quinn and Santana were seated. "Baby, come dance with us." She grabbed Quinn's hand with her free hand and tugged some.

"Yea, come on," Dani giggled toward the other blonde.

Santana sat there in disbelief as Quinn allowed herself to be dragged out onto the dance floor. She was left by herself at the bar with her beer. She didn't get it. She was hot and single, but had gotten turned down.

Santana watched on as Dani ground her hips against Rachel's. Man this Dani girl could move… "Another drink?" Jimmy asked with a smile.

"Yeah, make that 2…"

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Santana grumbled as Rachel, Quinn, and Dani talked to each other with smiles on their faces. "So, Dani… How long have you been a bartender?"

"About four years. I can't really picture myself doing anything else, honestly," Dani smiled. She had been flirting with Rachel and Quinn for about an hour now and Santana was getting ignored by the blonde bombshell.

Quinn allowed her hand to drag along the back of Dani's shoulders as she looked at Rachel. Her girlfriend returned her smile before she looked at Dani. "So, it's getting a little late." Rachel started off.

Dani shivered some at the contact she was given by Quinn, but didn't try to shrug it off. "I know, I should probably be getting home soon."

"Well... we were thinking... what if you came with us? We can both assure you, you won't regret it."

Dani's eyebrows shot up at the offer. She'd been propositioned before, but never by a couple. She chuckled softly before shaking her head. "Thanks, but no thanks... I'm not interested. I did, however, have a lot of fun tonight."

"Well, we tried," Rachel grabbed a pen from her purse and grabbed Dani's hand, writing her phone number down. "You seem pretty nice, Dani. If you ever want to just hang out, just give me a call. Don't worry… not like that," she smiled.

Dani nodded. "I'll probably text you tomorrow."

"Do you want my number?" Santana asked, a hint of sarcasm in her voice.

Santana knew what the woman would say. "No, I think I'm good."

Yep, that.

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Santana carried a tray of uncooked burgers out from the kitchen of Quinn and Rachel's house. "Are you sure you don't want any help, Q?"

The blonde rolled her eyes. "My house, I cook. Got it? How do you want your burger?"

"Medium. You should know this by now, it hasn't changed over the years." Santana went back into the kitchen to help Rachel. "Your wife needs to hurry up, I'm hungry... and I wants to get my swim on."

Rachel spun around to glare at the woman. "She's /not/ my wife, Santana. Stop saying that already."

Santana just shrugged, "it's bound to happen. You two have been fucking since junior year." She reached out for a cherry tomato to pop into her mouth.

Rachel jumped when she heard a car door slam. "Oohh! That must be Dani! I'll be right back."

Santana's eyes grew wide. "Dani's here?! And you didn't tell me you invited her?!"

Quinn rolled her eyes. "You'll get over it. I like her. She's hot and if you don't go after her, the right way, Rachel and I will definitely try again… Santana, when those hips ground into me, I swear I felt myself getting ridiculously turned on at the thought of both her and Rachel taking turns with me."

"You're vulgar…"

Quinn smirked. "Don't try to say you wouldn't like the thought. I know you were watching and picturing that it was you she was grinding against." Quinn looked back down at the grill. "San, can you bring me Rachel's soy burgers?"

"Yea, yea..." She grabbed them off of the counter, then grabbed another cherry tomato to eat before going back onto the patio. She placed the plate down before going over by the pool where a few of their fellow cops as well as a few of Rachel's co-workers were already splashing around in the water. She pulled her sunglasses over her eyes and took off her tank top revealing a bikini top as she lounged on one of the chairs.

Coming around the side of the house, Dani was laughing at something Rachel had said. As soon as they came within view of the pool, the blonde froze. "You're kidding me. Why didn't you tell me she was going to be here?"

"Oh, come on. She's not that bad. She's actually a real sweetheart. She's just nervous."

"I don't care if she's the sweetest person in the universe… I'm not going to date her. That's why you invited me here, isn't it?"

"Why don't you wanna try?" Rachel giggled and put her arm around her friend. "She's a real sweetie."

"She's a cop… I don't date cops."

"Are you a criminal or something?" Rachel joked.

"My… ex was a cop and she wasn't a good person," Dani sighed. "I don't want Santana to think I'm interested. She's beautiful, don't get me wrong but I don't think I could date a cop again. I won't do that to myself. My ex thought she knew everything and could talk down to me because she was an 'authority figure'."

"I'm not saying you have to date her, Dani. At least talk to her. Be her friend. You talk to Quinn and Quinn's a cop." She wrapped her arms around her girlfriend's waist from behind.

Quinn chuckled. "Everybody talks to me though, because I'm awesome and Santana's just not."

"Quinn!" Rachel playfully smacked the blonde's stomach, drawing laughter out of Dani. "Don't mind her," she looked in Dani's direction. "How do you like your burgers?"

"Medium."

Quinn smirked, "just like Santana. It's meant to be."

Dani sighed. "I'll talk to her, how's that sound?"

Rachel clapped excitedly. "Yes! That's all we want. Now go talk to her." She pushed the blonde off of the patio and smiled when she was glared at. Dani sauntered over to the woman sitting on the lounge chair by the pool and sat down on the chair next to her. She took off her tank top, revealing her toned, curvy body and a bikini.

"I'm sorry for being cold. I guess I just don't like the fact that I'm attracted to a cop."

Santana looked over at Dani and was thankful for her dark sunglasses that hid the fact that her eyes wondered over Dani's top half. "What's so wrong with being attracted to a cop?"

Dani sighed as she took in Santana's body. She saw the muscle definition on her bare arms and stomach, as well as what was visible on her arms. She couldn't get the thoughts out of her head. What if Santana was a know it all? What if she thought she could use Dani like her ex did? "I'm sorry, I can't do this…" She stood up and walked towards Rachel and Quinn. "I'm heading home. This was a bad idea."

Rachel frowned. "Come on, she's a good person… I've known her for years. I know that you have some trusting issues when it comes to people in law enforcement, but I swear Santana isn't like that. She's a very special person," she smiled and placed a gentle hand on Dani's shoulder.

The blonde ran her fingers through her hair. "Just friends, right?" Rachel nodded. "Okay, fine." She stood up and went back to the pool to retake the seat she'd recently vacated.

"Gonna say two words then run off again?"

Dani rolled her eyes. "No, I'm not going to run off this time. I just... well, I needed to think."

Santana shifted onto her side and propped herself up on her hand to get a better look at Dani. "You didn't answer me before you ran off, what's so wrong about being attracted to a cop? I mean, come on... I /am/ hot."

The blonde giggled softly. Santana's words were just that, words. She wasn't forcing herself on to her at all, and she could handle that. "Don't know if I should tell you or not, to be honest."

Santana sat up from her chair to face Dani. "Look… I know things started off strange at first, but we could at least be friends, right?"

"Right… That works. Friend's works great."

"Good. So… why can't you be attracted to a cop?"

"My ex was a cop. She was kind of a bitch and I don't wanna put myself through that again."

As the afternoon grew to night, Dani and Santana had gotten closer. The two woman had talked about everything from their childhood to their jobs. Dani was attracted to the cop but she wasn't sure if Santana felt the same way. "But we've been together ever since," Santana smiled as she finished talking about Rachel and Quinn. Dani smiled.

"You guys seem to be great friends. It's amazing how long you guys have stuck together."

Santana shrugged. "We've been through everything together." She finished off her beer then looked at Dani. "Do you want another one?"

"Yea, sure." She smiled at the taller woman before finishing her own beer and handing over the bottle. She watched Santana go over to the cooler that was by the patio and she leaned back on the chair she'd been sitting on for most of the afternoon. She kind of wanted to swim some, but was enjoying her time with Santana.

"So, how's it going?" Rachel cornered Santana as she grabbed two bottles from the cooler.

"Obviously we've been talking all day, Rach."

"Ask her to dinner. Now's the time to dive in."

Santana rolled her eyes. "Whatever. I don't need dating advice from you, dwarf."

"Hey…" Rachel put a hand on her friends shoulder. "She's a good catch, Santana. Don't screw this one up."

"I… I won't." When Santana returned with the beer, she noticed Dani had a far-away look on her face. "What's up?"

Dani turned around and noticed that Rachel and Quinn had gone back inside. Everyone else had left and the only two people in the general area were Dani and Santana. She'd been wanting to be alone with Santana for a while. She hated that she didn't give Santana a chance before. Santana was a very sweet person, cocky, but sweet.

Without a second thought, Dani leaned over and pressed a kiss to Santana's lips.

Santana placed the bottles on the ground near their feet before she cupped Dani's cheek to slowly return the kiss. She wasn't expecting it, but wasn't going to pull away, not until Dani did.

The blonde gently broke the kiss. She slowly opened her eyes before biting her lip nervously. "I... I shouldn't have done that..."

Without a word, Santana leaned in to kiss Dani again. She'd felt a connection to the other woman all afternoon and the kiss only seemed to deepen the feelings that were already forming. When they pulled away, Santana smiled softly at her. "So... I was thinking we could get dinner sometime. Just the two of us."

"That… sounds wonderful," she said before pushing her lips into Santana's again.