Fairy Tale Gas

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I don't own Shrek or Peter Pan this is just a story for fun.

Fiona was at home alone reading a book and drinking some water, when she heard the sound on tinkering bells. She turned to see Tinkerbell fly in through the window.

"Hey Tinkerbell." Greeted Fiona.

"Hey Fiona." Greeted Tinkerbell.

Tinkerbell flew over to a nearby table and sat down.

"Where's Shrek and Donkey?" Asked Tinkerbell.

"Oh there out hunting slugs. What's Petter up to?" Said Fiona.

"Oh his flying about messing around with Captain Hook." Said Tinkerbell.

Fiona adjusted herself in her seat letting out a fart.

"Fffffaaaarrrtttt!" Farted Fiona.

"Sorry about that." Apologized Fiona.

"Oh please I live in a tree with a bunch of boys that was nothing watch this." Said Tinkerbell as she released a fart of her own.

"Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt!" Farted Tinkerbell releasing a yellow glittering cloud from her rear.

"Impressive, but I can top that." Said Fiona.

"Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!" Farted Fiona.

"Looks like it's time to pull out my secret weapon." Said Tinkerbell as she cast some fairy dust on herself.

Fiona watched in amazement as Tinkerbell started to grow bigger and bigger until she towered over Fiona and her head was brushing up against the celling.

"Since when can, you do that?" Asked Fiona.

"For a while. I can only stay this size for a short amount of time. You want to surrender?" Said Tinkerbell.

"Never!" Said Fiona as she released a big fart.

Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!" Farted Fiona.

"Very impressive, but now it's my turn." Said Tinkerbell.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Farted Tinkerbell as she released a giant glittering cloud from her rear flooding the house.

Fiona's eyes water as she coughed, she threw open the door to get some fresh air. Tinkerbell laughed as she shrunk back to normal size.

"That was really impressive. You are the victor." Said Fiona.

"Thanks you were a worthy opponent. I have to get going. It was nice seeing you." Said Tinkerbell as she flew off.

Fiona went back into the house to open the windows and air the place out.

The End.